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Cummin hard Cummin strong Brisket
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Mar 7, 2021 17:41
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Lemme tell y'all about the 3-2-1 method for getting perfect ribs every time.
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Mar 8, 2021 10:44
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No I will not pay someone to sharpen the mower blade.
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Mar 13, 2021 02:17
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The HOA is anathema to the Rad Suburban Dad.
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Mar 15, 2021 00:59
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Yall have any need for surplus creosote?
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Mar 15, 2021 03:31
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Super Waffle posted:I plan on proposing to my girlfriend in the next couple of months, I hope to soon realize my dream of being a suburban dad BLs UP, YALL! EVERY BUD SKYWARD IN SALUTE OF THIS HAPPY SUBURBAN UNION!
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Mar 15, 2021 04:16
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Had what I think is a leak in the slab so I had a guy out to confirm. He quoted me something ridiculous to repair it so I said no thanks I'll do it myself. Then my wife comes in the house and chastises me and she says she thinks the price is reasonable. "Tell him he's dreamin'!" ha ha I say it every time got him.
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Mar 17, 2021 01:42
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Mar 19, 2021 06:17
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You people who are all I wont join your dad band: 1) Get drunk enough it will get funner 2) Bring your ridiculous loud poo poo and it'll get shut down immediately anyhow and you'll resort to doing what you should've done to start with: 3) Play poker. Stud poker, preferably, since you're drinking.
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Mar 20, 2021 04:02
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Tri-tip is steak and so that's how I cook it. I'm from California and the best preparation from here is Santa Maria style over native Red Oak. Any oak should do, though! For seasoning I do approximately equal parts fresh ground black pep (I like to say "pep!" hah), kosher salt and garlic powder. Add some brown sugar, paprika and red chili flakes if you're feeling sexy. Ancho chili powder is a good choice, too. Rub 'em up, wrap 'em up and let 'em sit a couple hours in the fridge. Once done, bring them out and allow to come to room temp. Start your smoker and get it as hot as possible (usually 400-500F) and place your rubbed tri-tips in there. Flip 'em every 15-20 minutes until they read an internal temperature that you like for steak. 130-135F is usually a good temp to pull them at. Let rest for 10 minutes. Enjoy.
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Mar 22, 2021 19:43
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:If it’s 400 degrees inside, it’s not a smoker. Yea I grill tri-tip, for sure.
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Mar 22, 2021 22:12
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Derpies posted:Just like when youre making love to your fat suburban wife Yes it is just like when I make love to your fat suburban wife hah gotcha man! Ha just kidding how is she?
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Mar 25, 2021 03:53
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Derpies posted:She gave me COVID, god drat girls night. drat, bro. You want me to bring you a bowl of queso I just smoked in my Traeger?
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Mar 25, 2021 05:10
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Derpies posted:I'm gonna spit in your hamster pellets and give your oven covid Bro I just made this delicious brisket with artisinally-sourced wood pellets. They're mined from the trees of urmom. (drat!)
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Mar 25, 2021 05:21
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I smoked a small pork shoulder for me and mine: I shredded it up and gave it a bit of homemade sauce (vinegar, butter, drippings, onions, honey, garlic, pepper, lemon):  I piled a conservative portion on my bun with some homemade slaw and pickles. It was very delicious! 
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Apr 17, 2021 01:46
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Japanese Maple is awesome! Don’t be afraid to cut the azaleas back, they grow like sumbitches!
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Apr 17, 2021 07:04
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Yea it's just pushing a reference button to get a cheap endorphin rush in folks where that works for them.
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Apr 18, 2021 16:10
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I’m building a Motown DI box for recording bass. Tight low-end is back on the menu, fellas.
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Apr 19, 2021 06:29
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Thinkin' about putting some Jibbitz in my Crocs. https://www.crocs.com/jibbitz
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Apr 20, 2021 01:04
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That is not up to code, I'm guessing.
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Apr 20, 2021 20:27
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    Smugworth posted:The moniker loses its meaning if you don't have standards. lol 
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Apr 20, 2021 21:38
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Things I did today: 1) Smoked weed. 2) ...while I smoked bacon and chicken thighs for lentil soup. 3) ...while I listened to black metal. 4) Wore cargo shorts. 5) Soldered/assembled a new piece of test equipment for building sick distortion pedals for guitar and also the bass guitar. 6) Watched baseball (I'm still watching baseball right now). I think I feel a post-supper nap and then later I'll fall asleep earlier than I intend. Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Apr 25, 2021 |
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Apr 25, 2021 02:22
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The rivalry between the Padres and Dodgers is really heating up, y'all. It's electric!
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Apr 26, 2021 11:38
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Fixed an outlet that was providing intermittent power. I used my special contact cleaner spray!
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Apr 26, 2021 20:21
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Sometimes you get that suburban dad who is like hey man wanna “toot toot” while the girls are looking at duvet covers or some poo poo and he’s talking about cocaine.
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Apr 26, 2021 20:52
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Extra points if you whispered in her ear "do I make you horny baby yaa!"
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Apr 27, 2021 22:13
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Derpies posted:did u pull off the membrane??? Of all people Aaron Franklin sort of shames this and I'm like "binsch what?! don't be gross. I don't want to chomp into some crinkly rear end poo poo and YES I WILL nibble the bottom, thank you!"
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Apr 30, 2021 02:06
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Offer to teach the deer the secrets of gunpowder.
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Apr 30, 2021 06:28
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Pubes still dark, everything ok.
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May 2, 2021 20:07
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Uh, me. I want to play softball. I'll play outfield and just take nips off some Old Granddad every now and then.
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May 8, 2021 14:30
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I sucked all your moms' dicks ha ha just kidding who wants a beer?
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May 9, 2021 17:38
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Bonzo posted:I almost cried when I fond out this isn't a real product. Tugging... is real.
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May 15, 2021 17:53
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Great work. Rip and tear until it is done.
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May 16, 2021 02:58
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I'm smoking babyback ribs tomorrow* with my homemade slaw that everyone loves but I'll be damned if I'm making the potato salad. We can eat it from the tub! *Smoker set to 250F, 2 hours smoke, 2 hours wrapped in paper with a teeny bit of apple cider vinegar all over them ribs, 1.5 hour smoke, ribs glazed with homemade tangy sauce.
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May 31, 2021 08:08
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There’s this weird line that is crossed where I can tell you really do have some hangup with your masculinity and it’s not just a thread joke. It’s not that fun honestly.
Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 16:14 on May 31, 2021 |
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May 31, 2021 16:12
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Derpies posted:You seem tense friend, perhaps you need a bud light lime and some time on a mower This is ace material you should take it on the road instead of wasting it here.
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May 31, 2021 16:44
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