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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

camilla uses "duchess of cornwall" out of respect for diana iirc

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.


This is how I show my respect and devotion to HRH.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Hurrrk. Retch. Huulnk

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Weka posted:



This is how I show my respect and devotion to HRH.

Gawd bless er'

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Do I want to know what protein that is

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Weka posted:



This is how I show my respect and devotion to HRH.

Stick that head in the gelatine

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Do I want to know what protein that is

Collagen

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Weka posted:



This is how I show my respect and devotion to HRH.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Weka posted:



This is how I show my respect and devotion to HRH.

Oh, so that's what Coronation Chicken is...

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
God Save Terrine :britain:

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
going on 6 or 7 days now? of sectarian irish violence they are throwing molotov cocktails at cars every night

told you what lord harry's plan was He Will Be King

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Who's Harry Oprah?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

ladies and gentlemen


we got him

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Gibbo and Burnsy going live on the BBC right now to confirm

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1380478298728370180?s=19

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

he died

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Well, this doesn't bode well for productivity on Vanuatu.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!
Hell yeah

:thatsrad:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/RTErdogan/status/1380519470574223360?s=20

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Where is Ja Rule, I need to hear from Ja

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/JamzLndon/status/1380502348796022786?s=20

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Happy birthday The Queen!

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Still cant believe she killed poor prince phillip

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

95 is a big year

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
95 years, one year for each pedophile she had covered up for

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Here's to the next 95 years. Long Live the Queen!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Do it ironically posted:

95 years, one year for each pedophile she had covered up for

If that's the case then she really will live forever.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Who What Now posted:

If that's the case then she really will live forever.

I'm okay with this

Having an eternal old bat who occasionally waves is far less embarrassing for the UK than the national mourning that will happen upon her demise

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I, for one, cannot wait for "King Charles III"

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Husband dead? Show pussy please!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

She's willed the uk to the US as part of brexit when she goes.
Welcome aboard, britannia!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
sounds fine?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Are you British?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
yup

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Excelzior posted:

I, for one, cannot wait for "King Charles III"

Can't they pick a new name when they're crowned?

King Notabitchbaby incoming

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
King Cucky Pizzone

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
When the Queen dies, only the noblest of her Corgis will be pallbearers.

Autocorrect tried to change that to "Cornish," which, well...

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Ratjaculation posted:

I'm okay with this

Having an eternal old bat who occasionally waves is far less embarrassing for the UK than the national mourning that will happen upon her demise

Still say that after a week of mandatory weeping enforced at gunpoint a video will be played of the Queen's official policy that she's taking the whole country with her, the nukes go off in ten seconds.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Charles is totally gonna choose George as his regnal name.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

What is it that appeals to you about Britain becoming a state or three?

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