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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I went down a Quora-hole, clicking through suggested questions, until I ended up on the question, "Is stomach hair on women normal?"

Thankfully this guy is around to give us the top answer:




Wow, 1.9k questions answered. Impressive.



Yes, at first glance, he appears to be a sexual predator posing as a scientist and "expert witness in remote sensing", but this is a guy who has spent his life extensively tracking the body hair of every woman in his immediate family, from birth to death he was there measuring and memorizing.

Quora wisely decided to leave up all of his answers after banning him.

Is stomach hair on women normal?

This is a question that needs to be discussed more often than it normally is. Women are hairy. Period. The thing is men and even women don't actually realize the extent of the hirsuteness of females because females start to shave long before boys do.

I noticed on doing a search that there were actually people on the Internet saying that women having belly hair was abnormal. It goes to show that there are more brainless idiots out there than I thought. Abnormal? Since when? Hairiness is one of the defining characteristics of being a mammal. Get use to it.

It shows how 'conventional wisdom" is usually full of poo poo. It has no basis in reality. It is wishful thinking defined by cultural fictions. Women are hairy they just don't know it. Why? Because they start removing it before they ever see how hairy they will eventually become.

I recall my sister started shaving her legs at age twelve. I didn't have to start shaving my face till I was fifteen.

My dad was a hairy bastard and passed it on to me and my sisters bless their hearts. Both my older sister and young had a "glory road" of dark hair from their pubes up to their navels. I've found this is pretty common in dark haired women. My current wife of French and Finnish ancestry had belly hair but she shave it.

The mother of my daughter had a lot of Native American in her and wasn't hairy at all, but our poor daughter got her hair from me. When she was born she had dark hair on her back, no kidding. Of course that didn't last, but she got dark thick curly hair on her head and fairly hairy legs. She started shaving her legs at 12, When she hit her teens her friends teased her about having a "beaver with sideburns" and she hated bikini waxing so I paid for electrolysis to bring her hairy bush back under control. She had belly hair too.

She is in her twenties now and married and I only recently asked what kind of "doo" did she grace the coochie with...a Hitler, Landing strip, Heart, or one of the other hair cuts favored by women for the nether regions. She wouldn't tell me, so I guess I'll have to ask her husband. I paid for it and I am just curious.

I've dated a lot of women and my assessment is that women are far hairier than our culture wants to admit. I recall seeing the movie "Troy" with Brad Pitt. There was a scene where he was in bed with two Greek gals and there was nary a leg hair to be seen. Sorry, but 3000 years ago I don't think leg shaving was in vogue, nor shaving of the arm pits yet Hollywood persists on demonizing human body hair. Even guys get the clip job.

Take a careful look at the next bare chested scene in a movie. If the star isn't some girlie boy metrosexual who has been shaven or has not a hair on his chest naturally, then they have at least turned the thinning clippers on him and thinned out his chest hair and cut it to a half inch stubble. Bradley Cooper is forced to get that treatment along with most other hair chested guys. Back hair gets shaven. My wife loves my back hair, but that is just her I guess, but none of my four wives have ever complained.

Now in my experience women, even Native American women can be hairy. I dated a full blooded Cherokee gal years ago, just drop dead gorgeous she was, but she had a patch of fine black hair between her breasts and more than a few sprouting from her aureoles. I dated an Italian girl in college and she didn't shave her leg or her arm pits and they were lush and dark black not to mention the nice trail of hair from her thick bush to her belly button.

Another gal I dated from Norway had nice thick arm pit hair, and to be honest, I prefer that to a armpit full of stubble. Today hot waxing and shaving seems to be the rage but I can recall the seventies and eighties when pubes were only trimmed if touched at all.

When I took care of my mother as she died from ALS I was shocked by how hairy she was. I had to carry her to the commode and wipe her bottom. Of course she stopped shaving her legs and I swear she had hair an inch long on the back of her thighs. I kid you not. She had belly hair from her pubes to her navel too.

So with Madison Avenue telling us what is and isn't normal to sell us shaving and grooming products, most women don't have a clue about how much body hair they have. They started shaving it before they had fully matured and so have no bench mark to know how much hair really came in from puberty to maturity.

I have watched my body hair increase over the last fifty years or more and I now have hair that I didn't when I was thirty, and have seen it thin in other places. If you have an understanding spouse or significant other try going a month or two without shaving anything. It might actually be scary but at the very least interesting.



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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Big Money Salvia lied to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meff7ObCBkg

That hairy guy would kills yahoo answers to death inside a' three rounds.

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
'a new classic'

-gianluigi fontesarmo

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
His extremely lengthy, detailed, and weirdly overly well-researched answer to that yes-or-no question is right, and it's too bad that the correctness is drowning in a sea of :words:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

keith FUCKS

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

That guy answered a lot of questions no one had

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
This guy asked his grown married daughter how she styled her pubes


Um

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Edit: Oops, I thought this was the Quorn thread.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I remember seeing some big-name porn star sharing her experiences on Quora after saying her career had wound down, talking about how poo poo the career prospects were afterward, and then saw her return to porn a few years later. Felt really sad.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



milfin’ ain’t easy

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Spinz posted:

This guy asked his grown married daughter how she styled her pubes


Um

And now he's gonna press her husband about it, but it's totally cool because he paid for her electrolysis! :psyboom:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




YeahTubaMike posted:

His extremely lengthy, detailed, and weirdly overly well-researched answer to that yes-or-no question is right, and it's too bad that the correctness is drowning in a sea of :words:

Yeah.

"beaver with sideburns" would be a pro username though.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What I only see one horror op

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Well you may call em areolas op but my nonna was from Napoli and she called them aureoles

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And anyways she was shaggy all over

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Ventral EggSac posted:

Well you may call em areolas op but my nonna was from Napoli and she called them aureoles

Hairyolas

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
What exactly did he get banned for? Probably something mundane like punctuation right?

Quora has the weirdest people. This guy is probably the tip of tier :pedo: iceberg over there.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

quote:

When I took care of my mother as she died from ALS I was shocked by how hairy she was. I had to carry her to the commode and wipe her bottom. Of course she stopped shaving her legs and I swear she had hair an inch long on the back of her thighs. I kid you not. She had belly hair from her pubes to her navel too.

Dude never learned about the concept of "too much information". Or maybe he learned, but decided it's political correctness gone mad

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



N. Senada posted:

What I only see one horror op

I think there were many horrors in what I posted, but the bigger idea was that other people would post horrible/weird things they find on Quora.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Tip posted:

And now he's gonna press her husband about it, but it's totally cool because he paid for her electrolysis! :psyboom:

Casually strolling up to my son-in-law, asking how the pube lasers are holding up

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Who What Now posted:

Casually strolling up to my son-in-law, asking how the pube lasers are holding up

I keep trying to imagine what I'd do if I was dating someone and their dad started pressing me for details about their pubic hair.

Probably gotta start by laughing and being like, "Haha, you're crazy man, anyways seen any good movies lately?", but then he's like, "Don't loving brush me off! What's the pubes like? Hitler stache? Landing strip?"

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Panfilo posted:


Quora has the weirdest people. This guy is probably the tip of tier :pedo: iceberg over there.

There’s certainly a lot of nazis with really strong opinions about the correct way to make beef stroganoff.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
that is some one handed typing

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
Dude looks uncomfortably close to my wife's ex-stepdad.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Have you ever gotten in a fist fight? Why?

Chassidie Steck, Bread Starter/cashier/meat Puller/re-stock/clean + at Jimmy John's (2019-present) posted:


It was between me and my ex-bestfriend *again*. We hated eachother bc I didn’t back her up when sh got arrested for hitting my 8 year old brother a couple years ago. Mind you my little brother has autism. We got into a fist fight that day and we both got arrested.

So from the beginning…

I believe it was the day I was on the run I was staying at a friends house for a couple of days bc I hated my moms abusive boyfriend. I really did no joke. But I had plans to meet up with my friends and my girlfriend in an hour. An hour passed I was in red skinny jeans that showed off my rear end and a tight black shirt that said daddys girl that also squeezed my tits to show too. I was wearing black combat wedges ( Something I loved wearing and could shockingly run in w/o falling ) and my leather jacket. I grabbed my purse and headed out the door. I saw my brothers along the way and thought nothing of it. I continued to the park where we were meeting up and when I got there they (the people who are supposed to be my friends and my BEST ones too) had my girlfriends by her throat and my ex boyfriend bloody. I was PISSED! But I heard screaming coming from the same direction.

And there stood my BROTHERS!

The person that is supposed to be my bestest friend was yeling at my 8 year old brother who had AUTISM!! loving Autism! calling him so many filthy names it was unreal! I was so angry I marched over there and a fight broke out

I walked over to her and asked wtf she was doing and she called me a oval office! She knew I hated that word! She said my brother was useless and the world would be a better place with him dead!? Like wtf?! I turned around put my hair up dropped my purse and chopped the bitch in her throat. I grabbed her by her hair swung that bitch over my shoulder and threw her to the ground. I punched her and didnt stop til I saw blood fly. She somehow got me to the floor and hosed my lip up! Mind you I dont have white girl lips. I punched her in her ribs and winded her. I got over top of her and knocked one of her teeth out. No joke. After she said another thing abt my baby brother I dragged her to the curb sat her mouth against it and kicked her in her head. I curb stomped that bitch so hard she had to get her jaw wired shut. But I aint gonna lie she got a couple good ones on me. I broke 3 fingers and had to get 9 stitches on my stomach and shoulder.

But after that aint nobody hosed with my family after that. And I dare another bitch to go against me and my family again. I aint called El Diablo in my town for nothing. And I aint called crazy for nothing either. My family, I Protect. and no one can change that. EVER.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ventral EggSac posted:

Have you ever gotten in a fist fight? Why?

wisdom.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ventral EggSac posted:

quote:

I walked over to her and asked wtf she was doing and she called me a oval office! She knew I hated that word!

lol

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

I've my doubts about that story being true

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I would guess 14 being the age of the writer

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
The scary thing is it could be like early twenties I suppose

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The Baltimore Aureoles are my favorite baseball squadron.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

What touched you deeply today?

Alexander Brown, Freelance Writer posted:

I was touched by a report about Keanu Reeves - he doesn’t touch people when taking pictures and it’s too pure for this world.

Keanu Reeves is the nicest person in the world and we are lucky to have him. And even though other similar caliber Hollywood actors feel that their status exempts them from a lot of boring everyday stuff, the 56-year-old actor still happily agrees to take pictures with fans. Someone, however, pointed out an interesting detail about Keanu posing with us mortals. His hover hands.

Keanu Reeves, a Canadian actor known for his nobility in the Hollywood film industry, is so humble, down to earth, and well mannered that he doesn’t shy away from sharing his success with the co-actors and crew of his movies.

The gentle star famously gave away most of his earnings from the blockbuster trilogy The Matrix to the special effects and costume designer team of the movie because he felt that they were the real heroes of the movie. He also gave away the opportunity to earn millions just so his production team could afford famous actors for his movies like Al Pacino for The Devil’s Advocate and Gene Hackman for The Replacement.

Now, he is Internet famous as a recluse who tries to stay away from the media and enjoys ballroom dancing and surfing more than anything.

I have to say that Keanu Reeves is the most humble celebrity I’ve ever seen. He is a true gentleman. What’s your opinion about him? Comment below.

This is Alexander Brown. Thanks for reading.

And if you like my answer you can follow my space: Woah That's Interesting

Have Fun!

Picture source: facebook-unprofessional madman

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Keanu Reeves

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
As far as I can tell Keanu is that cool and I wish he would touch me deeply

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

I hope he will hover his hands over you while telling you are breathtaking

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Spinz posted:

As far as I can tell Keanu is that cool and I wish he would touch me deeply

💯

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I also refuse to touch people because I'm too pure for this world but no one ever says nice things about it. :colbert:

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
I’m wishing I saved the one I saw where an “investment banker” was detailing how he’d kill an enraged pit bull with his bare hands because ‘It’s just a dog, you people are pussies’.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
first - when the dog comes for you, get into Empty Cat stance to prepare your weight for a sweep kick. the dog will leap for the face as it approaches so make sure to time this correctly. if done properly, you will be able to follow this up with a 360 flying crane heel strike frame cancel combo into an elbow piledriver. this will stun the dog for at least three seconds, giving plentiful time to transfer into a underhand reverse ankle lock which will force the dog to tap out.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bankers mauled by pitbulls sounds like a solid reality show

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i could take down an enraged banker with my bare hands, no doubt about it

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