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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

salsa from New York City!!!???

growls menacingly, "get a rope"

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




 You know the muffin man?

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010




 This thread refuses death. Good.

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human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

 Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:37
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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Geemer posted:

This thread refuses death. Good.

But the soul still burns.

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




 burns with desire to post

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





 bums with desires to post.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





 desires to post some bums.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Motherfucker, I bruised my coccyx!

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010

neato burrito posted:

Motherfucker, I bruised my coccyx!

Thots and prayers, my friend.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




 This thunder is quite loud

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



 My band is Bumfight Thunder.

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




 Drinking a Guinness right now

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Drinking a Guinness right now

Ugh, Guinness. Beamish is better.

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Ugh, Guinness. Beamish is better.

I live in the US

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

 I can't not post six words

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!

beer gas canister posted:

I can't not post six words

Aardvark! will come for you

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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

 I want a frog dog.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Butt hairs in pee hole?

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




 Time for a trim then

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




 oh good this still exists

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Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?



 Smelly Dog farts all mine

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




 Never stop tuggin posting pals

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




 was scary without the forums

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




 my white noise posting continues

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

neato burrito posted:

Motherfucker, I bruised my coccyx!

Oh dude. That really hurts.

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




 I need to buy pork

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




 Just bought chicken for paprikash

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



 I'm not really awake yet.

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Somebody call for an ant?



 Phone companies really loving suck.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN

FoolyCharged posted:

Phone companies really loving suck.

Reminds me of Lily Tomlin.

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013



 five words

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Machai posted:

five words

Got a rebel over here.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




 hoes mad x twenty four

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

Machai posted:

five words

Unorthodox interpretation of the premise!

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

Machai posted:

five words

Slips by on a technicality

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

Machai posted:

five words

So masterful, so, so...genius

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!

Machai posted:

five words

In awe of this post

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



 No, rules lawyering is bad.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Machai posted:

five words

Machai posted:

five words

Machai posted:

five
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