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The Joker hands Batman a gun. "Oh, Batsy, don't you wish you could pull the trigger and finish me? Wouldn't that solve a lot of problems?" Batman instead points the gun at himself. "How does that strike you, Joker? What if I finished myself?" Joker stares, mouth agape. Now Batman is the true twisted psychopath. Suddenly, Batman begins to laugh. "Isn't it funny, Joker? Why aren't you laughing?" "Nooooo, it wasn't supposed to be like this! Noooooo!" Joker collapses in a heap, crying. Cut to a velvet painting of a crying clown.
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I'm not a homophobe or anything I'd feel this way about any sex scene, but the Batman Aquaman sex scene should have been like 15 minutes at most
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vaginite posted:I'm not a homophobe or anything I'd feel this way about any sex scene, but the Batman Aquaman sex scene should have been like 15 minutes at most i agree, if only because i was a little uncomfortable with how heavy they went into the watersports
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Mozi posted:i agree, if only because i was a little uncomfortable with how heavy they went into the watersports and isn't using a fish as a sexual device problematic considering he is their king?
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I liked the bit of meta humor where Darkseid references how he was around way before Thanos and, technically, Thanos is a knockoff. But I'm not entirely sure it needed to be an hour-long power point presentation.
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Mar 17, 2021 17:32
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Ghost Leviathan posted:How dare people like things lol go back to the Snyderdome thread, loser
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Mar 17, 2021 17:46
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Superheroes are anime and that's not good at all
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The extended scene of Lex luther deciding just what shade of piss was right for his peach tea gag goes on for a bit too long I felt.
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Mar 17, 2021 17:49
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Jared Leto is the best joker
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Mar 17, 2021 17:50
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I'm a big Rot Lop Fan fan
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Mar 17, 2021 17:51
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Guze posted:The extended scene of Lex luther deciding just what shade of piss was right for his peach tea gag goes on for a bit too long I felt. Some people might think you're mixing things up and talking about a Batman V Superman scene. Those people haven't seen the movie. There are extensive flashbacks that really flesh out the events of prior films. The piss was Darkseid's piss (and was meant to be all along).
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Mar 17, 2021 17:52
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Ghost Leviathan posted:How dare people like things this guy get's it. super heros are for children *browses instructables for 5 hours trying to find the most epic rorschach mask i can make*
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my favorite change of all of them was when Superman and Batman start waltzing to the Beatles song 'Martha'
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I liked when Flash was speed running around Catwoman and she tripped him with her lasso, making him crap his pants, lose his balance, and slam diarrhea-rear end-first into Batman's face
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Mar 17, 2021 18:07
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Mozi posted:my favorite change of all of them was when Superman and Batman start waltzing to the Beatles song 'Martha' It really adds depth and nuance to Steppenwolfe's character when you learn that Steppenwolfe is his last name. I won't spoil his full name, but, wow, I was floored.
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Mar 17, 2021 18:09
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Name's Steppenwolfe. Wulf Steppenwolfe.
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Mar 17, 2021 18:13
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Colonel Cancer posted:Name's Steppenwolfe. Wulf Steppenwolfe. no spoiler tags? rear end in a top hat
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Mar 17, 2021 18:17
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Some might say 4 hours is too long for a superhero movie, so I appreciate the compromise that Snyder made by cutting the sides off each frame so we don't have to look at as much of it. We're going back to the full screen, baby!
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Doesn't that come out tomorrow
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a mysterious cloak posted:I liked when Flash was speed running around Catwoman and she tripped him with her lasso, making him crap his pants, lose his balance, and slam diarrhea-rear end-first into Batman's face I would say that all of the scatological humor was quite unnecessary. Well, almost all. The bit at the climax where Zack Snyder decides to "just skip straight to the point" and poops directly onto the camera is a powerful artistic statement.
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There are so many easter eggs in this movie. For example, when fighting Superman Flash disappears for 14 frames before reappearing again. A lot of people think that's a production error but what's actually happening is that Flash is using the Speed Force to travel backwards in time. When he arrives roughly 40 years back he rushes to Kansas and finds Pa Kent and stealthily follows him around. Any time Pa Kent as about to engage in coitus Flash uses his speed to jerk Pa off to completion, making the poor man believe he is a premature ejaculator, and preventing him from siring any children which Flash believed would unmake Superman in the present. Boy was Flash surprised when little Clark Kent fell from the sky, making those years of handies pointless!
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Mar 17, 2021 18:56
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I have to say batmans mommy milky scene does help the Martha thing make more sense.
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Mar 17, 2021 19:12
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birds of prey more like boners all day
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I know they're supposed to be star trek fanboys but did they have to carry around all those curved swords?!?
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Mar 17, 2021 19:18
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Thought the Iron Man cameo was a bit forced, but that's just me being pedantic
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I thought it was a bold choice for Snyder to deepfake Armie Hammer's face over Henry Cavill's, but I'm not sure how many people will notice
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The crossover/reveal that the film series is set in the upside down from Stranger Things makes the whole thing work to be honest.
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On second viewing, I believe the movie is NOT trying to say that the Joker is the Son of God and died for our sins two thousand years ago. I think that maybe it's a twisted Joker joke, because he is just so twisted.
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vaginite posted:Jared Leto is the best joker I heard that Jared Leto got so into character that he invited some of the most important people in Warner Media and AT&T to a fancy dinner. Then he told them that he had laced the fish with Joker Venom and they would all die if they did not immediately agree to release the Snyder cut.
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Zack Snyder is a literal “Christian Scientist.” It makes his online cult much more understandable in hindsight. That and his love of Ayn Rand novels.
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JOKER: How do you like my new hideout Batman? It's not exactly the abandoned amusement park, but it's pretty fitting for a clown, wouldn't you say? CAMERA ZOOMS OUT TO REVEAL US CAPITOL BUILDING AS JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY
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Mar 17, 2021 21:21
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I thought it was weird how Robin was played by Wayne Brady
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Mar 17, 2021 21:30
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Justice League is like a wish.com version of The Avengers.
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I understand how they saw how successful Infinity War was and wanted to emulate some of that success, but when Superman told Steppenwolf "I am Iron Man!" it was just a little too much for me
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Mar 17, 2021 21:42
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Alicia Silverstone as Harley Quinn!!! Omg this is so meta
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Mar 17, 2021 21:56
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Guze posted:Why only 4 hours why not 8, or 12? We need to see the true really most true vision of genius director man Zachary Synder. Release the Snyder Cut of Snyder's Cut.
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I haven't seen it yet but I'm gonna preemptively say I like the part where something cool happens in slow motion then someone says an equally cool line of dialogue that makes me think "hm, yes"
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I don't care for Snyder's films, but I'm still going to watch this because I'm a loving moron.
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I like Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah as much as anyone but playing it on repeat for four straight hours was a little much.
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