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I have all knowledge in the universe, and all the knowledge of several alternate universes. Ask me any question and I will answer with absolute certainty.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:14 |
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pnumoman posted:Why me? Because of that time you pee'd yourself in a Target.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:16 |
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20 Blunts posted:where da cash at? 41°53'24.0"N 84°04'02.6"W Plant MONSTER. posted:can you find calamari near me See above
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:18 |
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Mozi posted:what is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything? Deez Nutz
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:19 |
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EorayMel posted:If asses produced flowers instead of poo poo, would that affect the temperature of the core of the sun? Yes. Completely unsustainable.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:25 |
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Press Secretary
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:30 |
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pnumoman posted:What is love? Its what keeps me from hurting my baby more.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:34 |
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Hell naw
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:36 |
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What do I look like, a cop? (Questions may be answered with questions)
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:41 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:is there any way to fix this timeline or are most of us just best off having the most fun possible before our rampant stupidity kills us off? Both. Government Handjob posted:What happens when you divide by zero? Basically like a toilet in reverse. The take out just got here so the answer to every question until I get back is "8 fresh softboiled eggs"
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:58 |
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Ok I'm back.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 19:21 |
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The meal was delicious, btw. Bourbon chicken, egg drop soup, and an extra egg roll.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 19:22 |
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Everyone has that same fantasy. Anyone who says they don't is lying.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 19:34 |
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endlessmonotony posted:How does it feel to know with absolute certainty nothing you do matters?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 20:30 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Dear omniscient one, kindly answer the questions people asked while you were sticking soft boiled eggs up your rear end in a top hat. The butthole eggs are the answer. I can only give truth, not understanding.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 21:05 |
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ikanreed posted:what made my dick so wet? A ghost passed through your prostate.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 21:06 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:Who is Best Girl? Janet By popular demand posted:You lucky bastard. A gun Nelson Mandingo posted:Why does it hurt so bad when I poo poo? There's a spider in the toilet bowl rim and it thinks your b-hole is a quiet dark cave to hide in for safety.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 23:34 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Why was I hosed and sucked upon It was all that they craved.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 23:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:23 |
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By popular demand posted:Why is there so much suffering in the world? Am I somehow responsible? It's mostly because of ants, but we all have our own sins. But yeah, the vast majority of suffering is directly caused by ants.
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