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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I have all knowledge in the universe, and all the knowledge of several alternate universes. Ask me any question and I will answer with absolute certainty.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Because of that time you pee'd yourself in a Target.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

20 Blunts posted:

where da cash at?

41°53'24.0"N 84°04'02.6"W

Plant MONSTER. posted:

can you find calamari near me

See above

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mozi posted:

what is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?

Deez Nutz

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

EorayMel posted:

If asses produced flowers instead of poo poo, would that affect the temperature of the core of the sun?

Yes. Completely unsustainable.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Press Secretary

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

pnumoman posted:

What is love?

Its what keeps me from hurting my baby more.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Hell naw

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What do I look like, a cop? (Questions may be answered with questions)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

is there any way to fix this timeline or are most of us just best off having the most fun possible before our rampant stupidity kills us off?

Both.

Government Handjob posted:

What happens when you divide by zero?

Basically like a toilet in reverse.







The take out just got here so the answer to every question until I get back is "8 fresh softboiled eggs"

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Ok I'm back.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The meal was delicious, btw. Bourbon chicken, egg drop soup, and an extra egg roll.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Everyone has that same fantasy. Anyone who says they don't is lying.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

endlessmonotony posted:

How does it feel to know with absolute certainty nothing you do matters?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

Dear omniscient one, kindly answer the questions people asked while you were sticking soft boiled eggs up your rear end in a top hat.

The butthole eggs are the answer. I can only give truth, not understanding.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ikanreed posted:

what made my dick so wet?

A ghost passed through your prostate.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

Who is Best Girl?

Janet



By popular demand posted:

You lucky bastard.

Answer me this: What can change the nature of a man?

A gun



Nelson Mandingo posted:

Why does it hurt so bad when I poo poo?

There's a spider in the toilet bowl rim and it thinks your b-hole is a quiet dark cave to hide in for safety.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Why was I hosed and sucked upon

It was all that they craved.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

Why is there so much suffering in the world? Am I somehow responsible?

It's mostly because of ants, but we all have our own sins. But yeah, the vast majority of suffering is directly caused by ants.

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