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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Good morning, PYF!

It's springtime!

Do you know what we see a lot of in the springtime?

Birds.

Do you know what I like, a lot?

Also birds.

Do you know what I want to put in your rapsheet?

It's birds. If you didn't guess that I don't know what to tell you. Specifically, it's my bird, and it's a really cute bird. How does a six hour probirbtion sound to you? I think it might put a spring in your step.

If you think so too, POST HERE TO BE PROBATED! Help this year's forums parrot colony thrive! Rapsheet donations accepted for the next 24 hours, and then it's time to fly away again.

Nature appreciates you. :)



Happy spring, PYF!







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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BIRD ME UP

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SavTargaryen
Sep 11, 2011
Hell yeah bird me!

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DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Bird really is the word

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Kimchi Surplus
Dec 4, 2007

Daddy's out of bourbon...
Bird Up

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Hell yeah I want that bird on my rap sheet!

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Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam
literally

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SavoyMarionette
May 23, 2007
I speak only the truth.
Bird me pls, I think my only other probe is also a bird and she needs a pal.

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Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

A witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise.
My rap sheet is too empty! Lay some cute bird on me, please!

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DrOnline
Oct 21, 2007
Buh buh buh bird bird bird, birb is the wirb.

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PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Wreck my pristine rap sheet reflecting my boring unrisky posting style with a glorious bird please.

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lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Hey there Birdy

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Elvis Enwright
Jun 22, 2004
just like any other man, only more so
How is birdy formed

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Frances Nurples
May 11, 2008

may i also have a bird?

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

How can I let the forums parrot colony down? I cannot, and thus, I post.

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Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
bird UP

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I would also like to, as they say, "Bird up."

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Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

BIRD ME UP

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Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

BIRD UP

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
the bird is the word

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blackcat12951
Oct 23, 2012

HELLCAT BESTCAT

Doctor Rope
Lets add a cute bird to the collection please!

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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Birds are dinosaurs

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MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
My rap sheet is disturbingly bird-free, please help.

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 244 days!
biRb

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Bird me, Bird.

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K9
May 6, 2007



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Blunt Instrument
Apr 4, 2008

How can you shoot
(hot dogs at) women or children?

Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Hahaha! Ain't ball hell?!



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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

BIRD UP

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

BIRD (feeders) UP (with caution April 1st) IN WA

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I didn't know you were back LAB, welcome :)

fake edit: gently caress me up with a bird or 3

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Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
bring it

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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

I would love a rapsheet bird! :sun:

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Birb me friend

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doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I was walking through my neighborhood a couple weeks ago, thought I saw a wild turkey eating street trash from a distance. Now these birds have the reputation of being very stupid and very aggressive, and maybe that isn't fair, but I kinda kept my eye on it. And wouldn't you know, it wasn't a turkey at all, but a turkey vulture, pecking the guts out of a dead squirrel that had been hit by a car. He sorta eyed me, hopped away, beak clamped on a strand of intestine still sticking out of the rodent like a gray shoelace.

Anyway, that was kinda cool-gross, and I love birds, even turkey vultures. They have a job to do and they do it well. Literally Bird me up.

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The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


birb

BIRB

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
need bird

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

tangy yet delightful posted:

I didn't know you were back LAB, welcome :)

fake edit: gently caress me up with a bird or 3

Only for the day! It was JD's idea :)

Pastry, please give me an Annie probation for posting in this thread :)

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LITERALLY A BIRD fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Mar 30, 2021

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I saw a bunch of bird probations and thought they looked like a good bird. Please bird me up.

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
I'll have one (1) birb please.

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selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

i really really really like birds!

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