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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsA9FhVfR2s

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BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

So, Jiri is legit, if an idiot, and Reyes has that Mike Perry nose

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
i could watch jiri take out the trash at light heavyweight all day but he does seem like the exact kind of fighter jon jones will look unbeatable against unless he's badly faded or too fat for light heavyweight but tries to fight there anyway.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Porch has to get the next shot after that right?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


The talk is that he's after Glover

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Jiri's extremely loving hittable. In a fight he won in the second round, he still managed to get cracked over and over by a guy he was soundly beating and almost definitely would havel lost if Reyes hadn't gone for the choke and had just kept punching.

It was a fun as gently caress fight, though.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Bring back sponsors on shorts

https://youtu.be/Vycim-nf9l4

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

kimbo305 posted:

Bring back sponsors on shorts

https://youtu.be/Vycim-nf9l4

This looks like the kind of product that would produce a lot of content for the schadenfreude thread

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Snowman_McK posted:

Jiri's extremely loving hittable. In a fight he won in the second round, he still managed to get cracked over and over by a guy he was soundly beating and almost definitely would havel lost if Reyes hadn't gone for the choke and had just kept punching.

It was a fun as gently caress fight, though.

Yeah Reyes couldn't miss with his left straight. At one point he landed 6 in a row! Jiri is cool but he seems to forget about head movement and feints pretty quickly. If he were able to maintain his weird, distracting style throughout he'd be much better. Jones would loving murder Jiri at the moment.

nordichammer
Oct 11, 2013
Jones is a Heavyweight until proven otherwise imo. The question should be how Jiri and Jan match up.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


I don't know what jiri looks like on the ground but I imagine a brutal wrestlefucking is in his future.

reeg
Jul 5, 2002

There is a major ESPN card in five days. This is the current official card:



Looking good

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Do I have to pay for a season fightpass to unlock those two chars?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

reeg posted:

There is a major ESPN card in five days. This is the current official card:



Looking good

Has a fight night ever been scrapped altogether?

Also Jones looks to have put on about 40lbs. He’s not coming back to LHW for a long time.

Honey Im Homme
Sep 3, 2009

I think the info you are looking at is just outdated



oh I see none of this is actually confirmed as official yet

Honey Im Homme fucked around with this message at 20:29 on May 3, 2021

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Christian aguilera threw me for a second.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I think Jan would punch Jiri's head off at the moment

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1389349345468813312?s=21

What’s Ariel doing??

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I didn't know where else to put this but since I read of Prison Oil Bowl or whatever story from a ufc thread... well in the New Tom Clancy movie Without Remorse. Michael Jordan literally does this.

Sorry for the minute spoiler, thanks for reading and making me mark out - I think of Oilbowl (or whhatever its called, I'm blanking on it now) a lot in my day to day life, to the point where I wish I got it street fights so I could carry some baby oil around

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Doesn't he do something like that in Bronson as well?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Doesn't he do something like that in Bronson as well?

Bronson was always doing that kind of thing. Would cover himself up in butter that he had saved over time from his meals, whilst naked, then take a guard hostage or something and want a scrap with everyone. Lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx9Qa5QLdfY

willie_dee fucked around with this message at 01:40 on May 4, 2021

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorry for the delay in the May thread. Will post it tonight (Tuesday) my time.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Hirez posted:

I didn't know where else to put this but since I read of Prison Oil Bowl or whatever story from a ufc thread... well in the New Tom Clancy movie Without Remorse. Michael Jordan literally does this.

Sorry for the minute spoiler, thanks for reading and making me mark out - I think of Oilbowl (or whhatever its called, I'm blanking on it now) a lot in my day to day life, to the point where I wish I got it street fights so I could carry some baby oil around

Wait are you saying a movie has an OILDOME scene where a guy strips naked and slathers himself in microwaved baby oil and starts a fight?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
by far the funniest thing about the oildome was the answer to the question 'why did people go into the boobytrapped nightmare?'. the answer to which is apparently you either enter the oildome and get beaten up there or all the other prisoners would consider you a homo or whatever and beat you up here. when you're called upon to entertain the terminally bored, you cannot refuse.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

CommonShore posted:

Wait are you saying a movie has an OILDOME scene where a guy strips naked and slathers himself in microwaved baby oil and starts a fight?

[close, he jams the sink with shirt, gets the the floor all wet knowing the loving pigs are coming in force to beat him, so he uses the oil dome method to beat the shiit out out of the pigs raid style... - but close enough that all I could think of was oil dome that I had to pause and post this.

so far movie is good, but it doesn't need a 45 minute buildup in a 1:45h movie, but thats for cinema discusso

(ps everyone watch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cagefighter:_Worlds_Collide - with Jon Moxley; its very very very good and would be 10x better if it focused on Mox instead of some jabroni and Liddel hosed off forever but he's in it for like 2mins)

Hirez fucked around with this message at 02:28 on May 4, 2021

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Zhang Weili cut her hair, perhaps figuring if you can't beat em, join em

https://www.instagram.com/p/COafJVGJkde/?igshid=18u71qg2tumlz

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Doesn't he do something like that in Bronson as well?

Yep. The Stathe does it in the first Transporter movie too.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

Zhang Weili cut her hair, perhaps figuring if you can't beat em, join em

https://www.instagram.com/p/COafJVGJkde/?igshid=18u71qg2tumlz

Isn't that just a picture of her when she was young? Looks pretty different and the description is "I'm a teenager" :shrug:

Also the longer that goes by without hearing anything about Zabit the more I'm convinced that initial report was complete bullshit.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Oildome was what? May 2018 UFC thread? drat. Quick oildome update: my brother is back in prison and has been for a couple years now. Happy to hear Michael B. Jordan is out there reppin' oildome tho.

Happy 3rd anniversary, only worthwhile post I've ever made.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Brut posted:

Isn't that just a picture of her when she was young? Looks pretty different and the description is "I'm a teenager" :shrug:

I think she's saying that's how she wore her hair when she was just starting out training sanshou. Usually she goes pretty heavy on the filters.
Also there was an IG story earlier with a non-dyed pic of the cut.

GTO
Sep 16, 2003

Snowman_McK posted:

Yep. The Stathe does it in the first Transporter movie too.

The film Starred Up has an oildome scene near the beginning also. Good gritty Brit prison drama if anyone hasn't seen it.

https://youtu.be/n711bs1gmeA

reeg
Jul 5, 2002

Edwards/Diaz was bumped off 262 and is gonna happen on 263 instead. Bummer

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
who is ready for buttcheeks

https://twitter.com/giga_chikadze/status/1389665359490293763?s=19

mewse
May 2, 2006

Untrustable posted:

Oildome was what? May 2018 UFC thread? drat. Quick oildome update: my brother is back in prison and has been for a couple years now. Happy to hear Michael B. Jordan is out there reppin' oildome tho.

Happy 3rd anniversary, only worthwhile post I've ever made.

Well, in our hearts your brother is perpetually reveling in the oildome, so we weren't far off

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


The eternal sunshine of a slippery cell.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Chikadzeez nuts

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Cody angrily DMing Dana right now.

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
UFC May thread - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3966919

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