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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We are warriors about to head together into battle.
 
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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me!

*my men look around at each other confused, murmuring

What I mean is if I was as scared as you then my heart would... I would lose my courage? I'm sorry I got caught up in the moment and I didn't really think about what I was saying. You guys are right it doesn't make a lick of sense.

Sir, the men have been talking, sir, and your weird speeches are confusing them and they wish you’d stop even though I think they’re great... sir

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You're a good soldier private and a subtle, smooth young man.

Sir, requesting permission to guard the getaway horses at the back, sir!

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

 Guys I don’t want you to laugh or say anything but watch Brian at the front when he charges because I put a big dong on his spear and he still hasn’t noticed lol

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We are warriors about to head together into battle.