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"Love is a battlefield" - P. Benatar
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 03:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:21 |
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Having a loud phone conversation over the din of battle with a potential client. "What? Yeah, I'm a trader. Big time trader. No I've been a trader from the start but I'm also a warrior on the weekends. Hold on a second will you some of the other warriors here are approaching me with their weapons drawn."
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 06:28 |
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*is being flogged for saying "Warriors, come out to play-ay" one too many times.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 07:46 |
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I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! *my men look around at each other confused, murmuring What I mean is if I was as scared as you then my heart would... I would lose my courage? I'm sorry I got caught up in the moment and I didn't really think about what I was saying. You guys are right it doesn't make a lick of sense.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 23:12 |
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Professor Shark posted:Sir, the men have been talking, sir, and your weird speeches are confusing them and they wish you’d stop even though I think they’re great... sir You're a good soldier private and a subtle, smooth young man.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 01:49 |