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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"Love is a battlefield"
- P. Benatar

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Having a loud phone conversation over the din of battle with a potential client.

"What? Yeah, I'm a trader. Big time trader. No I've been a trader from the start but I'm also a warrior on the weekends. Hold on a second will you some of the other warriors here are approaching me with their weapons drawn."

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*is being flogged for saying "Warriors, come out to play-ay" one too many times.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me!

*my men look around at each other confused, murmuring

What I mean is if I was as scared as you then my heart would... I would lose my courage? I'm sorry I got caught up in the moment and I didn't really think about what I was saying. You guys are right it doesn't make a lick of sense.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Professor Shark posted:

Sir, the men have been talking, sir, and your weird speeches are confusing them and they wish you’d stop even though I think they’re great... sir

You're a good soldier private and a subtle, smooth young man.

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