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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass? 
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...joke for our company's social media accounts.
Like okay. Um...okay we say that we're rolling out a fabric softener with COVID antibodies? So like...we're curing covid but PSYCH! Total swerve! The pandemic is still real! LOL! GOT 'EM!
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Apr 1, 2021 12:04
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 13, 2021 09:43
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- Ventral EggSac
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Oh no! We're having trouble with our powerlines! Haha just kiddan, did you notice how the lights were flickering to the beat of "Never Gonna Give You Up?" Lol we have fun here
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Apr 1, 2021 14:06
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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What if we swap with another company's PR person to write each other's tweets for a day, kinda like the funny pages do on April 1. People still read the funny pages, right?
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Apr 1, 2021 15:53
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- Manifisto
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our product causes cancers! oh noes!
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we're astrology fiends and our product causes cancers to come out of their shells and socialize! because they're normally introverts, you know how cancers can be!
 
ty heather papps and luvcow
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Apr 1, 2021 20:10
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- Heather Papps
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haha yeah our quarterly statements are just a prank, investors!
tyvm hbag
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Apr 1, 2021 20:13
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- FutonForensic
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Workers have the right to organize
...a surprise pizza party for their managers, with everyone's favorite toppings!! 🍕
by Khanstant
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Apr 3, 2021 02:34
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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Workers have the right to organize
...a surprise pizza party for their managers, with everyone's favorite toppings!! 🍕
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Apr 3, 2021 03:11
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- Escape From Noise
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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Workers have the right to organize
...a surprise pizza party for their managers, with everyone's favorite toppings!! 🍕
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Apr 3, 2021 05:39
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- Ventral EggSac
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Workers have the right to organize
...a surprise pizza party for their managers, with everyone's favorite toppings!! 🍕
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Apr 5, 2021 21:24
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 13, 2021 09:43
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.
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Whatever you guys ended up doing you better hope it's impressive. I've entered all my BYOB employees into the annual competition. Winners will be announced in the end-of-month newsletter and if we lose you're all fired!
Hahahaha! Got you! Thankfully it's April 1rst!
*points to calendar*
Oh wait.. it's not.
*curmudgeonly shuffles off*
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