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As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby Mario is born In the ghetto And his mama cries 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need It's another hungry Mario to feed In the ghetto People, don't you understand The Mario needs a helping hand Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day Take a look at you and me, Are we too blind to see, Do we simply turn our heads And look the other way Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 1, 2021 |
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O Mario the pipes, the pipes are calling
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Apr 1, 2021 17:40
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You simply can't talk about deeper Mario lore without mentioning Bigger Mario, sometimes known as Maario. You think it's the mushrooms that do the trick but no
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Apr 1, 2021 17:59
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Such a dank pill too, I'm glad the chemists took their responsibility to wario's reputation seriously
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Apr 1, 2021 18:16
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When I found Mario i tugged his sleeve, i don't know why, but then I touched his hand, i touched it, and it was cold, and I'll never forget it
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Apr 1, 2021 18:18
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:So, uh, does this, uh, well I guess maybe it’s kind of soon, but do you think Peach is seeing anyone? bowser probably
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Apr 1, 2021 18:18
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It’s a-me, a dead guy!
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Apr 1, 2021 18:20
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I remember it like it was yesterday, we were preparing for a hens night, and then the shop owner, shaking the phone, said I really had to take this call, well...there was no hens night, as you can imagine. We all went home, the men were furious, in tears...
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Apr 1, 2021 18:24
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Halloween Liker posted:When I found Mario i tugged his sleeve, i don't know why, but then I touched his hand, i touched it, and it was cold, and I'll never forget it Maybe he works at an ice cream parlor? 
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Apr 1, 2021 18:25
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For now we see as through a painting, darkly But then mustache to moustache
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Apr 1, 2021 18:26
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Lotta people have a lotta good words for Mario... lotta good words... but not me. Never cared for the fellow. Did I kill him? Would'a like to... lets leave it at that
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Apr 1, 2021 18:30
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:For years Mario has been begging Birdo to fire a big ol’ egg up his plumber hole, but Birdo refused up until recently. the eulogy will be held by birdo
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Apr 1, 2021 18:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:You simply can't talk about deeper Mario lore without mentioning Bigger Mario, sometimes known as Maario. You think it's the mushrooms that do the trick but no What about Mayro?
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Apr 1, 2021 18:35
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Morto Mario
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Apr 1, 2021 18:39
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Memento Mario
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Apr 1, 2021 18:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZzzSk0QFrA
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Apr 1, 2021 18:47
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AAAAAAAveeeeeee MARIOOOOOoooooooooo
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Apr 1, 2021 18:47
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We came to the skate park and there was tape all round it, some cop said it was closed, we had to leave the area so we did. Next day at school a kid was like yo remember Mario at the park he got mega air but did not land it, holy poo poo. Some kids are getting counselling
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Apr 1, 2021 18:48
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More like no more-io!
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Apr 1, 2021 18:52
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Be ready for Hell Mario, a dark souls inspired Mario action game that will bring you to the fiery depths of hell where he belongs.
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Apr 1, 2021 18:55
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hbag posted:bowser probably bowser is gay, it was confirmed in mario 64 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCh2l0J1uJk
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Apr 1, 2021 18:55
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The mushrooms in Mario are his dick pills, because theres no way in heell he is loving anyone as small mario
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Apr 1, 2021 18:57
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That's the only way he can get big enough for bowser
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Apr 1, 2021 18:59
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Who? You mean Luigi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnrv0VsHAbQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1idPkFS3hk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DIP7BiaB1Y https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9ecwl3FTG66jIKA9JRDtmg
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Apr 1, 2021 19:00
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 this was my favourite show, cant beleive their gone 
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Apr 1, 2021 19:02
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Imagine if every level mario gets he has to go back in time 100 or so years but its all saved until you finish the game and he just does it in out of game universe himself
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Apr 1, 2021 19:03
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Not the bright orange version, 0/10
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Apr 1, 2021 19:12
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Fried Watermelon posted:Who? Oh my god these are breaking my brain 
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Apr 1, 2021 19:22
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Apr 1, 2021 19:26
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You ever watch that Terry Pratchett doco... Yeah, thats where mario went.
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Apr 1, 2021 19:30
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A moonlit desert filled with black sand. There's a green pipe far in the distance and a flush lever.
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Apr 1, 2021 20:37
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Mario turned from the gravestone to plead with the Spirit of Goombas Past "Mamma Mia! Don'ta tell me thisa gotta happen, maybe thisa only could happen" Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood. "No! O please giva second chance to mea, Mario! I'ma gonna change"
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Apr 1, 2021 23:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puC4Ny_VdCc
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Apr 2, 2021 09:04
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saw a mario today and had 2 hold back the tears too fukkin soon
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Apr 5, 2021 06:28
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Well they are italian, so it checks out.
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Apr 5, 2021 07:45
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Apr 5, 2021 11:19
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Thatsa one spicy salami.
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Apr 5, 2021 11:49
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Yeahhh that's not a pickle.
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Apr 5, 2021 11:55
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haha im still alive who's laughing now bitxh
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Apr 5, 2021 13:42
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The Grimace posted:Yeahhh that's not a pickle. Aw! I was supposed to buy pickles!
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