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Mario died of an overdose of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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So, uh, does this, uh, well I guess maybe it’s kind of soon, but do you think Peach is seeing anyone?
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Apr 1, 2021 15:28
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For years Mario has been begging Birdo to fire a big ol’ egg up his plumber hole, but Birdo refused up until recently. “Comonna, Birdo, poppa da egg right uppa my culo, eh?” Mario would say. “No, Mario, the eggs, they’re too big!” Birdo would reply. Finally, tired of the endless pestering, Birdo gave in and blasted an egg directly into Mario’s waiting butthole. Out of respect for the deceased, the funeral will be closed casket.
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Apr 1, 2021 17:09
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It’s a-me, a dead guy!
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Apr 1, 2021 18:20
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More like no more-io!
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Apr 1, 2021 18:52
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Professor Shark posted:Is it MARY-O or MAR (as in “bar”)-E-O? Merry-o
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