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*inspects* You have a healthy looking crotch, sir.
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Apr 5, 2021 02:09
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*grabs crotch like Walter White* "rise THIS!"
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Apr 5, 2021 02:09
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I don't think Jesus had that many skin lesions.
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Apr 5, 2021 02:12
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i can see the hole where it was crucified
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Apr 5, 2021 02:13
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Scrotemata
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Apr 5, 2021 02:21
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he is jizzen 
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Apr 5, 2021 02:22
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sir this is a family restaurant I'm gonna have to ask you to tone it down
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Apr 5, 2021 02:25
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"Eat here often?" *holds hand up for the imminent high-five*
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Apr 5, 2021 02:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5-6PkVGCg&t=21s
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Apr 5, 2021 02:30
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My crotch is so big no matter which way I point I'm pointing at it.
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Apr 5, 2021 02:32
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Jesus, he dead
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Apr 5, 2021 02:33
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Congrats, only took you 3 days!
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Apr 5, 2021 02:37
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If your resurrection lasts for more than 3 days please consult a doctor.
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Apr 5, 2021 02:38
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If your resurrection lasts for more than 3 days please consult a doctor.
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Apr 5, 2021 02:43
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sorry op, I won't believe that's truly your dong unless I can see and feel the wounds for myself.
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Apr 5, 2021 02:43
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*Sucks it cause it ain't gonna suck itself*
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Apr 5, 2021 02:49
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Well Op's wife's vagina is a cave
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Apr 5, 2021 02:51
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*loudly declares BOYS HAVE A BENIS GIRLS HAVE A BAGINA*
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Apr 5, 2021 02:52
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Why is half of it missing?
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Apr 5, 2021 02:59
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Congratulations you have genitals Or do you? I'm not a gentialologist
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Apr 5, 2021 02:59
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low key sex master posted:Congratulations you have genitals *squints* I can't tell either. we're gonna need to go in for a feel I reckon
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Apr 5, 2021 03:01
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Blessed be the meek.
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In nineteen eighty foouurrrr!!!! King Chinatown had a warrrr!!! He had no sticks!!! So he used his diCK!!! In nineteen eighty foouurrrr!!!!
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Apr 5, 2021 03:09
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St Peter
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Apr 5, 2021 03:18
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The hell???
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Apr 5, 2021 03:19
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Normally I don't think puns are funny but I mean come on...
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Apr 5, 2021 03:31
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Babycakes Jesus. 
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Apr 5, 2021 03:33
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honestly if Dick Wolf doesn't wake up every day loving that his name is Dick Wolf he should be publicly executed and no one should be allowed to watch law & order again
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Apr 5, 2021 03:37
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sorry i went to the grocery store ok im back
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Apr 5, 2021 03:39
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Nooner posted:*Sucks it cause it ain't gonna suck itself* thats the "spirit"   donkey salami posted:Well Op's wife's vagina is a cave never met her
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Apr 5, 2021 03:41
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Empty Sandwich posted:St Peter thrice denying christ before the cock crew
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Apr 5, 2021 03:45
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Chinatown posted:sorry i went to the grocery store ok im back What you get me?
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Apr 5, 2021 03:46
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Saalkin posted:What you get me? DEEz NUTZ!!!!!
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Apr 5, 2021 03:49
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that's very nice nuts are expensive these days
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Apr 5, 2021 03:51
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Chinatown posted:DEEz NUTZ!!!!! But those are raisins 
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Apr 5, 2021 03:51
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im stretching my scrotum into the shape of a crucifix. it is a very complicated maneuver that has taken years of practice to perfect.
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Apr 5, 2021 04:52
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:im stretching my scrotum into the shape of a crucifix. it is a very complicated maneuver that has taken years of practice to perfect. *genuflects*
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lmbo
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