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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F94DBBJjzko

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

The YouTube like-to-dislike ratio says it all. They play this poo poo on local radio all the time and it's annoying.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

4Kids4Furious4Klunkers

Vakal
May 11, 2008


I'd take this over those creepy Kidz Bop music album commercials.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Yo, that poo poo is a scam. I gave them a 2007 VW Rabbit and guess how many dollar it saved me on my taxes.

Zero. That's how many. ALSO, they didn't give me any kids! Not even one. I only gave them one kar tho so maybe you gotta donate multiple kars to get the kids.


If you wanna save money on taxes, gently caress charity, it doesn't work. What you gotta do is you or your spouse take a college class and then say you spent 5 grand on books and add whatever the most expensive Mac costs. Do not give 1 877 K-A-R-S KARS 4 KIDS yr kar, you don't get nothing back.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Kids can't even drive cars, much less kars

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


kntfkr posted:

Yo, that poo poo is a scam. I gave them a 2007 VW Rabbit and guess how many dollar it saved me on my taxes.

Zero. That's how many. ALSO, they didn't give me any kids! Not even one. I only gave them one kar tho so maybe you gotta donate multiple kars to get the kids.


If you wanna save money on taxes, gently caress charity, it doesn't work. What you gotta do is you or your spouse take a college class and then say you spent 5 grand on books and add whatever the most expensive Mac costs. Do not give 1 877 K-A-R-S KARS 4 KIDS yr kar, you don't get nothing back.

furthermore,

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Comments are turned off, no surprise there lol

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist


more like kars4mydamnballs

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Damnit OP I'd forgotten about that drat song until this thread. Didn't even have to play the YT video. It's just on repeat in my head now. Why would you do this?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Who are these commercials for? This reminds me of the "MY DADDY BUYZ HOUSES" signs I see on the side of the road all the time. Like, are there people who are particularly susceptible to child based advertising?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



MY PAPPA BUYS KIDNEYZ

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Ventral EggSac posted:

MY GREATGREATGRANDPAPPA BOUGHT PEEPLE

hosed up if true

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"




gently caress these commercials so hard

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Thought it was going to be this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVur1V0qPrw

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




now that song is stuck in my head and I didn't even click the drat video

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

pixaal posted:

now that song is stuck in my head and I didn't even click the drat video

This was op's goal. They are a monster.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

I'd rather listen to Enya than this.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




this jingle was awesome but the guy sold the company and his new company's jingle tries to achieve even a modicum of this jingle's greatness but it fails:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awwvKlzAHdw

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




from the coments: drat that's a powerful jingle


When I was about 3 or 4 I was obsessed with alarmforce and this commercial. I would get excited when this commercial came on tv on or the radio. When we went for walks I would look for houses that had the alarmforce signs on their front lawn saying they were protected by them.
and my parents had to tell me that no, I could not be alarmforce when I grew up, I could work for alarmforce but not be them.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

I curate my life so I don't have to subject myself to commercials. Never seen it, not gonna watch it

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




kntfkr posted:

Yo, that poo poo is a scam. I gave them a 2007 VW Rabbit and guess how many dollar it saved me on my taxes.

Zero. That's how many. ALSO, they didn't give me any kids! Not even one. I only gave them one kar tho so maybe you gotta donate multiple kars to get the kids.


If you wanna save money on taxes, gently caress charity, it doesn't work. What you gotta do is you or your spouse take a college class and then say you spent 5 grand on books and add whatever the most expensive Mac costs. Do not give 1 877 K-A-R-S KARS 4 KIDS yr kar, you don't get nothing back.

It actually is a scam too lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=11555

Not really knocking it out of the park there, fellas.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


who would've guessed that the organization that aggressively advertises with a lovely jingle is not legit

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



That kids voice sucks too, I'm really sorry for him but someone has to say it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

gonna start up a Boats For Kids charity

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Fun Shoe

kntfkr posted:

Yo, that poo poo is a scam. I gave them a 2007 VW Rabbit and guess how many dollar it saved me on my taxes.

Zero. That's how many. ALSO, they didn't give me any kids! Not even one. I only gave them one kar tho so maybe you gotta donate multiple kars to get the kids.


If you wanna save money on taxes, gently caress charity, it doesn't work. What you gotta do is you or your spouse take a college class and then say you spent 5 grand on books and add whatever the most expensive Mac costs. Do not give 1 877 K-A-R-S KARS 4 KIDS yr kar, you don't get nothing back.

Blatant false advertising. Not even a third world kid?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



How many moneydollars can I write off for this whip?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I read somewhere that their jingle was actually used as part of psychological torture

In some prison
Or maybe blasted outside someone's house
Manuel Noriega maybe?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


I've never heard this jingle and am not clicking on the vid

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You're thinking of Barney song

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



pixaal posted:

now that song is stuck in my head and I didn't even click the drat video

Yep

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





auto(tune)s for kids

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


The Walrus posted:

from the coments: drat that's a powerful jingle


When I was about 3 or 4 I was obsessed with alarmforce and this commercial. I would get excited when this commercial came on tv on or the radio. When we went for walks I would look for houses that had the alarmforce signs on their front lawn saying they were protected by them.
and my parents had to tell me that no, I could not be alarmforce when I grew up, I could work for alarmforce but not be them.

I wanted to work for those guys so bad and was so excited when I had an interview, only to find out that no, they didn't want to hire me as an alarm tech, but wanted a warm body to watch some lovely construction site. And they did it in such a lovely, slimy way that now every time I hear that jingle I think about how they tried to use me as front line fodder.

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJM6NGJb7vA

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



this instruments are way too big for those kids to be playing i thnk they are faking!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



im at work and cant listen to this can someone describe it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



numberoneposter posted:

im at work and cant listen to this can someone describe it

well you see the kids are in a rock and roll band, and they are singing a song that goes like this

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Nooner posted:

well you see the kids are in a rock and roll band, and they are singing a song that goes like this

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




uhh

it's actually

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS

K-A-R-S KARS-4-KIDS

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS

DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

Nooner

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



meh, must be an american thing ive never heard of it before

*adds OP to ignore list*

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