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low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


.......... AND HE'S BURNING IN HELL

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1382325977435541505

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





oh no

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We shoulde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?




Nap Ghost

good

HONG KONG SLUMLORD
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Maybe he can bribe a demon or two not to disembowel him with all that money he stole.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





gently caress you for the thread title

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

Aegis Bear posted:

gently caress you for the thread title

... dead serious about a $15 minimum wage!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.



still a big lol that his last name was Madoff

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

you got me op, but I fall for all these kind of threads so don't get a big head about it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




If he had stolen only from the poor and not targeted the already rich as well, he would never have seen a day. RIP to this modern Robin Hood. wow.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004



Now when are all of the other billionaires going to die in prison?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Madoof

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender



I said come in! posted:

Now when are all of the other billionaires going to die in prison?

Harvey Weinstein why not dead?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Madead

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

Big Beef City posted:

If he had stolen only from the poor and not targeted the already rich as well, he would never have seen a day. RIP to this modern Robin Hood. wow.

Dredge
Mar 18, 2009


A couple of different times I had the opportunity to talk to a few of the prison officers that were on detail to guard Bernie. This would happen when he was out of the prison for various reasons.

They told me that after a bit of time in the prison he managed to get a "job" in the commissary. I guess they give inmates that they don't deem to be threats or trouble working positions for which they get a minor stipend. Turns out that Bernie spent some time figuring out which commissary items were the most popular among the inmates and since he worked there he was in the know about when those items were restocked. So he used his money buying up all the snack cakes that he could manage. Then of course reselling them or using them as additional currency among the population.

I swear to you this an actual quote from one of the guards.. "Dude has a monopoly on Ding Dongs and Ho-Ho's."

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Bertrum.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

dude probably had enough fun when he had all the money to make up for having to go to jail when he was old

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




Nancy Pelosi will grieve in private I'm sure.

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013


Got me excited, but I guess one dead grifter is as good as another.

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew


nice. that's p cool

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





he can't die, he still owes me seventy million dollars!!!

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I guess you could say he didn't get away with it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

LostRook posted:

Got me excited, but I guess one dead grifter is as good as another.

eat poo poo!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Feel the Burn

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.


Madoff deserved to die in jail because of his crimes but because also he was also terrible at doing crimes. He just kept all of the money in a giant checking account, if he had done even like a little work he may have made it. Actually probably not, 2008 and all. But it didn't matter because no-one would work with him because literally everyone except for the people who are entrusted with the power of stopping crimes were aware of he gigantic his crimes were. Actually I take that back, they did know. A man by the name of Markopolos routinely contacted the SEC basically saying 'here is airtight and mathematical proof that what we have here is a ponzi scheme'' like ten years before Madoff started sweating about a check that couldn't clear. So who is really at loving fault here?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends


Plaster Town Cop

Does anyone know Bernie Madoff was part of the mega group

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




He's only guilty of the worst crime of all: taking money from rich people

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Bernie is dead, long live Bernie

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 13 minutes!


He's really feeling the Bern now!!!

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013


Mozi posted:

eat poo poo!

Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


LostRook posted:

Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics.

stop posting

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


LostRook posted:

Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020



I'M ONLY HERE TO BE AN ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY READING ANYTHING I POST


ASK ME HOW ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY IS GOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT


LostRook posted:

Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics.

when u understand politics

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

here's how he can still win

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bernie was dead since 2016

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

LostRook posted:

Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics.

lol

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005



LostRook posted:

Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics.

Bernie bros exist

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

LostRook posted:

Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics.

bernie was my senator since before i was born so you can take that grifter comment and shove it up your rear end

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


if Bernie Bros are the Star Citizens of politics, who are the Dark Souls nerds

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LostRook
Jun 7, 2013


Mozi posted:

bernie was my senator since before i was born so you can take that grifter comment and shove it up your rear end

And Chris Roberts created Wing Commander ergo Star Citizen can't be a scam. Checkmate fudster!

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