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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Umm

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Hello, I'm oocc (owl of covid conspericy). Everyone else is posting a bunch of jokes about vaccine conspiracies but not me, I actually think this all, and the thread environment has gotten rancid to the point this doesn't really even stick out anymore.

I now believe dogecoin will be $5 by Monday and $100 by the end of the month.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




i have a friend who was mildly upset in january at losing his dogecoin wallet but it's worth 40k today lmao

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014
Probation
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The best part about this is BTC is tanking again

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014
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https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/cumrocket-crypto/

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




jesus that's up like 1000% lol

shoulda rode the cumrocket

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4


i shoulda bought this poo poo when u 1st posted it lmfao. gently caress me!!

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Pillbug

tell me which coin I should buy right now that will definitely turn into a fortune

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




indigi posted:

tell me which coin I should buy right now that will definitely turn into a fortune

cumrocket or the one they are mining from SSD's in China.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Nonsense posted:

cumrocket or the one they are mining from SSD's in China.

thats chia. also dont forget safemoon the literal ponzi scheme wwhich "cannot go tits up" as they say

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out



Nonsense posted:

cumrocket or the one they are mining from SSD's in China.

itís already 800 bucks per and the creator says not to bother if you have less than 200tb or some nerd poo poo.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




meanolmrcloud posted:

itís already 800 bucks per and the creator says not to bother if you have less than 200tb or some nerd poo poo.

oh drat, thought it was small time for now but would blow up as word made its way west

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

Guaranteed to be right twice a day.




Smythe posted:

thats chia. also dont forget safemoon the literal ponzi scheme wwhich "cannot go tits up" as they say

i'm already hitting up my friends and family for investment funds

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

My three greatest investment returns ever are tiny toy spaceship models that I bought on eBay for pennies on the dollar, Gamestop stock, and soon to be loving Dogecoin. This is horrible.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




60 CENT DOGE TO THE MOON

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006



Is doge the new number?!

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out



it just gets dumber and larger

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019





itís Elonís sons birthday so itíll hit 1 dollar.

Happy birthday little X ∆ A-12.

PawParole has issued a correction as of 03:47 on May 5, 2021

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




meanolmrcloud posted:

it just gets dumber and larger

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003



Soiled Meat

Turns out I should have invested in doge instead of VOO - needless to say today has been a bit of a learning experience haha.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Turns out I should have invested in doge instead of VOO - needless to say today has been a bit of a learning experience haha.

what did you learn

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won


drat doge gonna buy me a new mac mini at this rate. i love investing

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




NUMBER LIVES

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003



Soiled Meat

Paradoxish posted:

what did you learn

That a million Tik-Tok investors canít be wrong :/

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Turns out I should have invested in doge instead of VOO - needless to say today has been a bit of a learning experience haha.

Lol me too put I also put a grip in doge but if I put the Real Money in doge.... Rofl. Hindsight etc.

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!

Buglord

Doge at 69 cents

Niiiice

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006
Someone on the internet doesn't like me





I'm up 1000% the last 3 months. Down 80% all time but we dont click that tab

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC


Hadlock posted:

So, I just checked the bfgoons bitcoin wallet, uh, thanks to whoever donated the three bitcoin to support the servers back in what, 2011

My favorite post in games today.

A free copy of BF VI to every goon!

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

Guaranteed to be right twice a day.




OhFunny posted:

My favorite post in games today.

A free copy of BF VI to every goon!

can you link to it?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

OhFunny posted:

My favorite post in games today.

A free copy of BF VI to every goon!

Amazing

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Keep your chin up.

Someday there'll be happiness again.

Cloks posted:

can you link to it?

the top part of the quotebox where it says "sources close to" is the link to the quoted post






i have an acquaintance who sold all of his dogecoin and has it in other things and it's just like lol ok buddy (he has safemoon) (no it's not actually me)

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

Guaranteed to be right twice a day.




Alobar posted:

the top part of the quotebox where it says "sources close to" is the link to the quoted post

lol, didn't realize that

i was talking to a buddy about dumping money into doge this week and pulling it out immediately after SNL for a quick bump and we realized it was a bad idea because we both had it independently which means a lot of other people are probably thinking that

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won


iím going to part ways with my doge just before snl airs

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




punished milkman posted:

iím going to part ways with my doge just before snl airs

Sell half.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Smythe posted:

i shoulda bought this poo poo when u 1st posted it lmfao. gently caress me!!

and you should have bought it when you posted this too

poo poo already has a 300 million marketcap which means i won't buy it and it'll probably reach safemoon levels as a result

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008










should I buy the cum coins now or??

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

Get free financial advice at cumshitter dot com

Cloks posted:

lol, didn't realize that

i was talking to a buddy about dumping money into doge this week and pulling it out immediately after SNL for a quick bump and we realized it was a bad idea because we both had it independently which means a lot of other people are probably thinking that

this is a good sign. you just have to sell before everyone else. and to do that you only need to be a little bit smarter. this is basically free money

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


cumshitter posted:

this is a good sign. you just have to sell before everyone else. and to do that you only need to be a little bit smarter. this is basically free money

jokes on you, we're all complete idiots here

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

Get free financial advice at cumshitter dot com

here is anohter one: buy pumpkin stocks shortly after haloween when they are cheapest. this is also a good time to pick out a costume for cheap if you dont mind committing so far in advance

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Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020


cumshitter I left my savings ($2,417) in a brown paper bag under the tree at the corner of 19th and 4th. Please invest it for me wisely.

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