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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Lets rename the Washington Football Team!
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DiabloNachos
Apr 10, 2020
 Well apparently the 'Redskins' is not politically correct, so the unwashed hippies have determined we need to rename the team.
And the plain vanilla "Washington Football Team" is not zippy enough to entertain the masses.
Let's hear your suggestions for Dan Snyder

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

DiabloNachos posted:

Well apparently the 'Redskins' is not politically correct, so the unwashed hippies have determined we need to rename the team.
And the plain vanilla "Washington Football Team" is not zippy enough to entertain the masses.
Let's hear your suggestions for Dan Snyder

:chloe:

lurk more

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I think "Washington Football Team" is perfect as it is

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Washington Poopball Team.

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

 Change name back to red skins but change the logo to a potato

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 :gas:

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 The Washington Baseball Team

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Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

 Washington Lowtaxes

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Washington Admins

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 The Washington Red Necks

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I shower :colbert:

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Handeggs

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

 the washington last team to integrates

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Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

 Washington Deep State

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
The Washington Tight Pant Pigger Ballers

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Call em the "Greys" cause we won't start worrying about being racist to aliens for like 200 more years.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The Green River Killers.

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DiabloNachos
Apr 10, 2020
 We could change it to the Washington Bullets, since that name isn't used anymore

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
the warshington fart sniffers footballing collective

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The Obamas.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The NFL is actually Socialism for billionaire elites. It's kind of a long name, though. So just call them the Commies.

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DiabloNachos
Apr 10, 2020

bradzilla posted:

:chloe:

lurk more

Best advice I've gotten all day.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Grifters

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 The Washington Cicadas. They will be in the playoffs every 17 years

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
DC Statehoods

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

bradzilla posted:

:chloe:

lurk more
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The Washington Sell the God drat Team Dan and Stop Posting OP's

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Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Dan Synder's Extended Cut Washington Foot Team Unlimited (Red Version)

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best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

low key sex master posted:

The Washington Sell the God drat Team Dan and Stop Posting OP's
That’s a little long, maybe we could shorten it:

The Washington Sell the God drat Team Dan and Stop Posting OP's

There we go. Perfect

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DiabloNachos
Apr 10, 2020

Universe Master posted:

The Washington Cicadas. They will be in the playoffs every 17 years

This is so true it hurts.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
How about the Washington Clowns, what a bunch of clowns!!!!

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 The Washington Step Quarterback What Are You Doing line up behind Center to take the snap...

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best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Nooner posted:

How about the Washington Clowns, what a bunch of clowns!!!!

:vince:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 Team Football Washington

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The Eagles. Or the Cowboys. Maybe the Giants.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Washington Pearl Jams

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DiabloNachos
Apr 10, 2020

Waltzing Along posted:

The Eagles. Or the Cowboys. Maybe the Giants.

Since Giants is taken, why not name them the Midgets. Or Little People, if you're easily offended.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

DiabloNachos posted:

Since Giants is taken, why not name them the Midgets. Or Little People, if you're easily offended.

you're gonna do so spectacularly here sweetie :allears:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 Also OP you are supposed to make your first post in FYAD but there is still time to correct your mistake

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





 Why do this billionaires check their ego in the most arbitrary places? He should just call the team The Dan Snyders and put his face on all the helmets.

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