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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Big Beef City posted:

Wrong washington.


This is for D.C. guys, not state.

Dammit. My first idea for DC was the Washington politicians with a donkey as the logo but then I realized that is actually for some reason the logo of one of your parties.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

call ‘em the Feds. Just imagine shouting “loving Feds” whenever they inevitably snatch defeat from the jaws of certain and overwhelming victory, it’s a natural fit

Code Jockey posted:

name them the Washington Supersonics

I'm sure the people around here in Other Washington still mad about that would love it

:qq: leave the memories alooooone :qq:

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
The Washington Washington’s

e: dammit

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The Washington Eating Poops to Make Sure You Get All the Nutrients

The Washington Dusty Feces

The Washington Hepatitis Turds [White]

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The Washington Sunday Afternoon Toilet Sandwich [Hangover poo poo, Toilet Paper from Wiping, Ejaculate from Masturbating]

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Alliteration is important so I'm I'm going to suggest The Washington Whale Watchers.

RocketLunatic
May 6, 2005
i love lamp.
The Washington Budget Appropriators

The Washington Marylanders

The Washington Georges

The Washington Crabs

The Washington Hostile Workplace Environment Due to Rampant Sexual Harassers Football Team

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

the Washington Bureau of Football

their mascot: the Agent, a goofy and embarrassing caricature of a white guy, wearing a suit, tie, sunglasses and earphone

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Washington Gas Chambers.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
the Washington Hogs idea is funny because their fans would wear those pig snouts

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
The Washington Swamp Things

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
The Washington Monuments is unironically a banger name.


Edit: I've had time to think about it and yup it's still great.

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Apr 24, 2021

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

The Washington Monuments is unironically a banger name.


Edit: I've had time to think about it and yup it's still great.

the washington monument was built to cover up an ancient structure of the aztecs or some poo poo and it controls our minds

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

20 Blunts posted:

the washington monument was built to cover up an ancient structure of the aztecs or some poo poo and it controls our minds

That's great, all the fans would wear those black and white spiral glasses

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Imagine being part of a team called the Monuments. It's like a whole team are a bunch of stone greek-godded giants stomping the field.

Yeah motherfucker I'm gonna monumentally blindside you bitch.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Washingclown Wankers.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
how about the Washington Fuckers

just to mess with the sports networks

would they have to blot the name on broadcasts? would the announcers have to just say "the F-ers"



Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Their name is the cumanders now lol

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

the dc redskins and then act real confused when people are still upset

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


What's up with all these weird trumpy gbs posters

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Dirtyingdogs.

I don't know anything about American football, please let me live.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BigBadSteve posted:

Dirtyingdogs.

I don't know anything about American football, please let me live.

you have been judged unworthy.
"Eeee! American handegg is so violent today what with the concussions and all oh no!" read the bottom. Look how safe we've made it!! :D

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