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Internet Drop Bear insurance. also a popup blocker that effectivly blocks 98% of the browser popups while using our Drop Bear Insurance combined search engine, browser and realplayer. Page102 snyper.
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Let the grand hunt begin!! Get paid to search your home for historical errata, and turn them into NFTs! Got a hoarder in your rolodex? Call em up and have them over for an early lunch, and tell them to bring six of their favorite things that start with the letter E! NFTs, despite what you may have heard, can enable you to live happily off the contents of your own home, look 20 years younger, and regain that special "something!" Let the hunt begin!
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Apr 21, 2021 18:09
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Allow me to write a fully researched article that the mainstream media would pay handsomely for. Hello Senior! How would you like to enter the growing field of senior porn? This subculture has an increasing number of cam-models as young as 78 y/o and the sky is the limit. You can earn enough tips to pay for fancy vacations on cruise ships where you can make more money! Call today! 555-555-5555
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Apr 21, 2021 18:12
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Elderpreneurs, episode 1: The Diorama Omnibus Primary-colored 1930s firefighters hold back a fearsome dimetrodon, while two of Teddy Roosevelt's Rough Riders gallop the rescue, all on a handsome piece of humanely rescued driftwood. Elsewhere, on a bare chunk of slate, an Imperial Japanese army officer hucks a grenade at what E. Gary Gygax long ago dubbed a "rust monster". Nearby, a grim cortage of olive-sized kewpie dolls the color of a dead Frenchman stare unblinkingly from their cold eyes as they seem to traverse a tawny desert of pine 2x4. No, this isn't a new Hollywood movie that's too loud and confusing: it's dioramas, the latest craze amongst the silver set. Whatever you think about climate change, there's as much driftwood out there as there's ever been. And hot-glue guns are cheaper and more arthritis-friendly than ever! A quick trip to any dollar store will provide a panoply of artistic subjects. All our elders have to do... is glue.
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Apr 21, 2021 18:22
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balldo pyramid scheme
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Apr 21, 2021 18:28
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they're old maybe their dicks dont work so good, they set up a balldo party where all the olds can try them out, its the perfect mlm
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Apr 21, 2021 18:29
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DIABEETUS testing supplies
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Apr 21, 2021 18:35
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:they're old maybe their dicks dont work so good, they set up a balldo party where all the olds can try them out, its the perfect mlm Perfect cause their sacks hang super low as well, might need a balldo extender
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Apr 21, 2021 18:54
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Portable grow operations. Keep their places at 90 degrees already anyway so set them up with some plants
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Apr 21, 2021 19:21
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astral posted:It sounds like the most important part is that the article they would write for your site will include a link back to your site. So, here's my contribution: a link to https://forums.somethingawful.com. We are so lucky to have somebody with your technical know how around. My idea for a senior business is like fiverr but for aspiring four chan posters. You can outsource your racism requirements for a small fee and seniors can make some extra cash. Everyone on stormfront saying your not nazi enough? Fourr has you covered!
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Apr 21, 2021 19:27
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donkey salami posted:Portable grow operations. This is good. Remove the games and toys from the closet, the grandkids don't visit anymore anyway, and start growing some shrooms from spores. Using the Shroomy by GlaxoSmithKline app you can arrange for drivers to pick up and deliver your harvested shrooms and get paid in cash, tea bags, or yarn.
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Apr 21, 2021 19:35
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Laptop desks specifically designed for two sets of grandparents sharing the same bed
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Apr 21, 2021 19:40
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RateYourWar.old, where senior combat veterans can debate whether those Nazi sonsabitches were worse than the filthy red communist Koreans
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Apr 21, 2021 19:44
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Aardvark! posted:Laptop desks specifically designed for two sets of grandparents sharing the same bed
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Apr 21, 2021 19:51
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Prelicked Werther's Originals - for you want to get to the chewy part faster.
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Elderpreneurs, episode 2: Macrame Rodeo Macrame! I'm too young to know about it, but old people aren't.
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Apr 21, 2021 20:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gotWpgHR6_k
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Apr 21, 2021 20:03
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Just have them run let's plays of all video games in chronological order and sell the results to the smithsonian. Jeez.
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Apr 21, 2021 20:08
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Computers designed BY seniors FOR seniors! As soon as you turn them on they instantly log into "The Internet" which has 3 options; Facebook, FoxNews.com, and whatever the local news channel's website is. It also comes with hundreds of pre-programmed comments for news articles such as: "There was a time people respected the police. What happened?" "Why aren't these protestors at work?" "I saved my money growing up, didn't waste it on food and sneakers, and bought my first house at 19 years old. It was hard but that's how we did it back then, not like today." "God bless everyone involved!"
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Apr 21, 2021 20:08
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Weka posted:We are so lucky to have somebody with your technical know how around. this is excellent a botnet made of senior citizens but instead of DDOSing websites, they swarm and post racist poo poo, and we pay them in Royal Carribean drink vouchers and Matlock DVD sets
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Apr 21, 2021 20:08
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Plant minded seniors could seriously make a buck or two with a grow light setup, and assembling cute collections of plant starters for hip millennials who will kill the plans anyway.  I call it Paw Paws Green Thumb Solutions
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Apr 21, 2021 20:17
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Old folks probably already have a vent hood and a CB radio, they can make the dogs at home and advertise their cheap hot snacks on the airwaves. Curbside pickup only.
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Apr 21, 2021 20:25
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External Organs posted:Plant minded seniors could seriously make a buck or two with a grow light setup, and assembling cute collections of plant starters for hip millennials who will kill the plans anyway. 
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Apr 21, 2021 20:32
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Goiter development and export
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Apr 21, 2021 20:35
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Apr 21, 2021 20:37
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I'm sorry, what's a den? Looks like a co working space to me, gramps! Now that my Wework got all worked up I need a new place to blast out my deep web mushroom podcast! Also, if it's yellow let it mellow my dude! Skateboards!
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Apr 21, 2021 20:49
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Sexy phone number operators?? 
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Apr 21, 2021 22:35
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Literally A Person posted:Sexy phone number operators?? Actually I would pay for a phone line where I can call an old person and they tell me a story about what life was like when they were kids. Tell me about when you hopped a train and ate beans with a hobo or the time in WW2 where you beat up ten Nazis with a shovel while drunk.
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Apr 21, 2021 22:41
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PinheadSlim posted:Actually I would pay for a phone line where I can call an old person and they tell me a story about what life was like when they were kids. Tell me about when you hopped a train and ate beans with a hobo or the time in WW2 where you beat up ten Nazis with a shovel while drunk. hey man
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Apr 21, 2021 22:50
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Aardvark! posted:Laptop desks specifically designed for two sets of grandparents sharing the same bed We're expanding to the UK already? Excellent. How about medically prescribed old people for insomniacs? Every night an old fellow will tell you interminable stories and randomly mumble about the most boring poo poo until you're out like a light. Why do you need a prescription for this service you ask? Because we can charge 10x as much AND it seems way more legitimate that way. Dee eight tell us about those beans.
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Apr 21, 2021 23:10
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rent out their coffins as halloween props
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Apr 21, 2021 23:24
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Two words: lemonparty blockchain
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