old man yells at butt

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git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

�Jeff Yospos� posted:

Our cloud provider has informed us that, on April 25th, 2021, they will need to shut down our servers and move them to another data center

thanks for keeping us safe radium :shepface:

# ? Apr 21, 2021 20:03

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:52

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i cant believe he's stealing all our valor like that

# ? Apr 21, 2021 20:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

having paid $10 to a different guy 16 years ago im going to have to veto this

# ? Apr 21, 2021 20:10

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

more like clown host imo

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:45

pram: Jun 10, 2001

lol that this runs on literal hardware

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:51

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

isn�t the point of cloud poo poo etc that this kind of stuff happens quietly in the background

# ? Apr 21, 2021 22:17

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

cloudy with a chance of downtime

# ? Apr 21, 2021 22:39

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

there is a reasonable chance that the spit-and-scotch-tape structure of the somethingawful forums will not survive this move.

it's been an honor posting with you all

# ? Apr 21, 2021 22:55

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

it's been an honor posting with you all

whoa whoa whoa don't say anything you can't take back

# ? Apr 21, 2021 22:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

SO DEMANDING posted:

cloudy with a chance of downtime

# ? Apr 21, 2021 23:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

isn�t the point of cloud poo poo etc that this kind of stuff happens quietly in the background

it�s a very small cloud :yaycloud:

# ? Apr 21, 2021 23:11

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

there is a reasonable chance that the spit-and-scotch-tape structure of the somethingawful forums will not survive this move.

it's been an honor posting with you all

# ? Apr 21, 2021 23:17

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

we�re probably still running on those servers that had to be physically driven out of New Orleans after Katrina

# ? Apr 21, 2021 23:21

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

i thought we moved everything to the cloud but its steadfast so perhaps

carry on then posted:

more like clown host imo

# ? Apr 21, 2021 23:35

pram: Jun 10, 2001

akadajet posted:

we�re probably still running on those servers that had to be physically driven out of New Orleans after Katrina

100% certainty

# ? Apr 22, 2021 00:09

pram: Jun 10, 2001

lowtax was doing the 20 year depreciation schedule

# ? Apr 22, 2021 00:09

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

just these screaming dust caked northwood p4 servers lmao

# ? Apr 22, 2021 00:18

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

pram posted:

lowtax was doing the 20 year depreciation schedule

I mean it was that or give up the leased GTRs and physical office

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:07

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

akadajet posted:

physical office

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:19

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

wonder how it felt, waking up at home, driving to work in your GTR just to get into the office and start hitting the bottle so you can pass out on the couch and make sure today is another unproductive mess

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:30

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

echinopsis posted:

wonder how it felt, waking up at home, driving to work in your GTR just to get into the office and start hitting the bottle so you can pass out on the couch and make sure today is another unproductive mess

yeah i guess a gtr would make a nice change

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:33

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

echinopsis posted:

isn�t the point of cloud poo poo etc that this kind of stuff happens quietly in the background

wb echi

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:36

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

love a good cloud tbh

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:38

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Jonny 290 posted:

just these screaming dust caked northwood p4 servers lmao

lol

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

yeah i guess a gtr would make a nice change

heh

# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:52

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

eighteen rack units of the finest ebay poo poo one could buy in 2004, a phalanx of 40mm grime-covered fans all groaning in unison and spinning up at power-on at the same rate as an old-timey water wheel

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:00

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

loving power switches hanging loose out the front with the 2-pin header cord snaking inside

at least one server that is sharpied DB - DO NOT JIGGLE - DRIVES WILL CRASH but it's actually been a load balancer since 2013

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:01

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

how hard can it possibly be to image everything and move it to a cloud that actually is other peoples computers

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fart simpson posted:

how hard can it possibly be to image everything and move it to a cloud that actually is other peoples computers

56k no

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:12

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I don�t even know wtf that is supposed to mean

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:13

pram: Jun 10, 2001

akadajet posted:

physical office

lmao forever

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:14

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

for years after you could still see the sign in street view but I think it�s been updated

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:21

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

President Beep posted:

I don�t even know wtf that is supposed to mean

"people still using dial-up modems should not load this thread, because it has a lot of images that will take you forever to download"

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:26

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

"people still using dial-up modems should not load this thread, because it has a lot of images that will take you forever to download"

assuming that everyone could afford a 56k modem was classist

# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)