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what happened to the thread about pissing out doors? the weather's getting nice, i am about to go take a piss outside. if the old thread is gone (?) use this one to post about pissing out side of the house. or not i dont care. if anyone needs me ill be streaming piss out doors.
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It used to be great until we got rid of all the bushes around my house, now i got no privacy from neighbors
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Apr 25, 2021 05:10
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nothing better than taking the dog, and myself, out for a piss on a cool evening i am working on a machine that blows cool air on my balls for when I have to go inside, but am having trouble with the airflow causing excessive splatter. will update itf
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Apr 25, 2021 05:21
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accidentally pissed on a black dog when it was dark out and ive been too gunshy since
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Apr 25, 2021 05:26
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:accidentally pissed on a black dog when it was dark out and ive been too gunshy since you need to get back out there. stop living in the past.
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Apr 25, 2021 11:48
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Came to piss in this thread, but i have to ask, is this an outdoor thread?
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Apr 25, 2021 11:49
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Jabberlock posted:It used to be great until we got rid of all the bushes around my house, now i got no privacy from neighbors That makes it even better Stare at them while pissing to assert doninance
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Apr 25, 2021 12:28
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Friend and I would drink on the roof of his house and sometimes I would pee into his backyard.
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Apr 25, 2021 12:42
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:accidentally pissed on a black dog when it was dark out and ive been too gunshy since Did it bite your willy?
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Apr 25, 2021 12:54
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gently caress yeah, I live in an HOA and piss outside all the time. The trick is studying your neighbors" habits. One of life's simplest pleasures imo.
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Apr 25, 2021 12:54
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the best is pissing off a boat. The boat will float a little higher after the piss, too.
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Apr 25, 2021 13:20
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does it count if you're standing inside but pissing through the window? i do that all the time for convenience
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Apr 25, 2021 13:24
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poverty goat posted:does it count if you're standing inside but pissing through the window? i do that all the time for convenience I once pissed out my second storey bedroom window. It would have been much less effort to go down the hall to the bathroom. Also, same house. I used to go outside and piss at the side of the house where there was some bushes. There was no bathroom on the main floor so it was easier than going up or downstairs. Turns out a couple of my brothers had the same idea. There was a dead spot on the lawn because coincidentally, we all chose the same spot.
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Apr 25, 2021 14:42
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One of my favorite goon stories was this guy talking about how he went to piss off his deck in the middle of a thunderstorm at night. He's standing there in the pitch black letting it fly when suddenly a flash of lightning illuminates the whole scene for a split second, and he sees his neighbor also pissing off his deck, and they had just enough time to lock eyes with each other and be like what the gently caress
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Apr 25, 2021 14:52
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egg_dog posted:the best is pissing off a boat. The boat will float a little higher after the piss, too. a rising piss lifts all boats
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Apr 25, 2021 14:59
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Skeleton Ape posted:One of my favorite goon stories was this guy talking about how he went to piss off his deck in the middle of a thunderstorm at night. He's standing there in the pitch black letting it fly when suddenly a flash of lightning illuminates the whole scene for a split second, and he sees his neighbor also pissing off his deck, and they had just enough time to lock eyes with each other and be like what the gently caress but he's about to find out what happens when you empty your bladder... into the twilight zone.
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Apr 25, 2021 15:06
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Got a forest outside my door.
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Apr 25, 2021 15:08
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my only regret is i have no good private spot for day time pissing outside. i may have to create one
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Apr 25, 2021 15:35
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A goon who piss in he own mouth out in public, he a shameful goon.
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Apr 25, 2021 15:53
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Golf course communities have all thrown combo locks on the hospitality station doors to keep out “the help”, so a thick patch of bushes or an air conditioner nook becomes a restroom.
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Apr 25, 2021 16:16
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Nothing like pissing outside on a brisk winter day, the cool air hitting your balls.
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Apr 25, 2021 16:22
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If I have to take the dog out to piss at night I'll piss too.
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Apr 25, 2021 16:24
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Nothing like pissing outside on a brisk winter day, the cool air hitting your balls. I work outside, year round. Can confirm this.
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Apr 25, 2021 16:51
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There is a definitive freedom to being able to take a piss outside. I miss it so, and look forward to this simple enjoyment once again.
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Apr 25, 2021 18:13
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I was in a bar in Berlin pissing in the bathroom and the guy next to me pissing farted while he was pissing. I burst out laughing while still pissing. He apologized to me several times. I think my laughing embarrassed him. Yeah it's inside but I still laugh about it.
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Apr 25, 2021 18:18
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I had a lovely piss on a hill today. It was so windy my piss was spraying sideways but I didn't give a crap because no one was around 
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Apr 25, 2021 18:19
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Mackieman posted:There is a definitive freedom to being able to take a piss outside. I miss it so, and look forward to this simple enjoyment once again. it's one of the best "simple pleasures" that you can do in this life and i encourage everyone to do it when you have the chance
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Apr 25, 2021 19:33
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as someone who had the chance and never took it, I have to agree. nothing worse than wondering the way things could have been.
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Apr 25, 2021 19:46
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days since last outdoor piss: 1
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Apr 25, 2021 19:49
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poverty goat posted:does it count if you're standing inside but pissing through the window? i do that all the time for convenience same
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Apr 25, 2021 20:01
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One time I was pissing on top of a mountain and this big gust of wind turned my stream into a piss tornado
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Apr 25, 2021 20:02
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poverty goat posted:does it count if you're standing inside but pissing through the window? i do that all the time for convenience If the dick and balls (where the piss is stored) are outside the window, then it counts.
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Apr 25, 2021 20:36
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I followed a guy on reddit who had a piss shrub. It was really loving dead by the time he stopped posting updates. Giant hole in it, what a champ. Hope he's still okay, but I doubt it.
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Apr 25, 2021 20:50
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I piss next to a tobacco plant that grew from a windblown seed. It gets bugger all sun and is in sandy clay soil but boy is that sucker doing well.
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Apr 25, 2021 21:00
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Weka posted:I piss next to a tobacco plant that grew from a windblown seed. It gets bugger all sun and is in sandy clay soil but boy is that sucker doing well. You know what to do. Put it in your pipe. Smoke it.
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Apr 25, 2021 21:09
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I got so use to pissing outside that one day I saw a picture of a forest online and I pissed on my computer monitor. I got most of it off but it still smells terrible. Thankfully I don't have friends so no one is going to come in here and judge me.
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Apr 25, 2021 22:10
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I prefer to scream and moan as loud as possible when pissing outside. It's relaxing.
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Apr 25, 2021 22:14
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Personally I like to pipi in my pampers outside, this way I can literally be beside a stranger and not get arrrsted, pro tip OP
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Apr 25, 2021 22:15
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Talkc posted:You know what to do. In your piss pipe.
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dude i knew in highschool had a room in the basement and we'd just piss out the window while smoking weed and playing dreamcast
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