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Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001


Jim Bob when his son touches himself in private - "Bind his hands together, my emotions are so overpowering I cannot think clearly"
Jim Bob when his incestuous son repeatedly molests his several daughters - "Try hammering some plywood together for a week"

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




What a freakshow.

"Yeah, we've got 19 kids, who knows, we might have more "

Totally ignoring the fact that children need attention from parents and, I don't know, getting into the teens with the number of kids might be abnormal and cause for concern.

My dad was the baby out of 8, that still seems like too many by modern standards but what the hell do I know?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



happyhippy posted:

One funny thing I remember is they abuse (LIKE JOSH AND HIS SISTERS) the poo poo out of some local waffle or pancake place that has an all you can eat thing.

unless you pay per family idk how this scam works

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

unless you pay per family idk how this scam works

the adults fill up on waffles before regurgitating the excess for the young.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

unless you pay per family idk how this scam works

I will have the all you can eat pancake special and my wife will have a side of toast. Also can you bring another 23 plates -- she will be splitting it with our children. Gd Bles

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012


quote:

One of the sisters and her friend run really obvious grifts for "missions" to places like Mexico that already have entrenched and widespread Christianity. They claimed the donations were for "Spanish lessons" and pocketed tens of thousands of dollars from other fundie idiots and used it to go on vacations in Baja.

The entrenched and widespread christianity is catholicism though, which in these peoples minds is not christianity, there are ABSOLUTELY missions to predominantly catholic countries that are as legitimate as missions ever are.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.

These bastards also practice and promote "Blanket training".

Which involves placing a baby on a blanket and hitting it with a wooden spoon every time it tries to crawl off said blanket. They do this to "train" the babies to keep quiet and not bother mummy when she is off getting impregnated again, because that is all women are good for.

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer



Michelle Duggar (who has popped out 19 living kids) must be some kind of super mom to take care of all those kids physically and emotionally right?

Hell no. She pawns that poo poo off in the older daughters. They take care of the young ones. The boys all do what the gently caress ever because males have special privileges granted by god.

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001


They recently passed a law in New Jersey that you could legally hunt and kill a Duggar, so long as you leave their corpses for the wolves (sustainability).

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


ben shapino posted:

He's a pedophile.

With all due respect to the IK and may Allah forgive me for agreeing with a ben shapino post but this dude did molest his sisters when they were underage

He is a pedophile

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

low key sex master posted:

With all due respect to the IK and may Allah forgive me for agreeing with a ben shapino post but this dude did molest his sisters when they were underage

He is a pedophile

I genuinely did not know this was a confirmed detail and now I do so carry on for now


I don't see this thread going anywhere good though

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.


College Slice

Smugworth posted:

What a freakshow.

"Yeah, we've got 19 kids, who knows, we might have more "

Totally ignoring the fact that children need attention from parents and, I don't know, getting into the teens with the number of kids might be abnormal and cause for concern.

My dad was the baby out of 8, that still seems like too many by modern standards but what the hell do I know?

I have one toddler and it's exhausting. He's amazing, but a lot of effort and I still feel bad he has too much screen time and he's a picky eater. With 19 it's like does the parents even remember their names?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

I remember the old Duggar thread.

Eat Fresh!TM

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



I'm glad we have a new Duggar thread, it's been too long

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

Thundercracker posted:

I have one toddler and it's exhausting. He's amazing, but a lot of effort and I still feel bad he has too much screen time and he's a picky eater. With 19 it's like does the parents even remember their names?

Another benefit of the blanket and spoon method is that it renders needing a name completely unnecessary.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Also these stories

quote:

Weird little story. Met them at a book signing in TN maybe a year or two ago. Was wearing a t-shirt with a t-rex on it. The line moved at a pretty quick pace, but when I went through one of the boys (a teenager) asked me why I had “dragons” on my clothes.


quote:

I worked at a pseudo fancy Italian chain that the Duggar family likes to frequent and waited on them many times. Sometimes the whole family, sometimes Cousin Amy and her mother were along, sometimes just the boys came in.

One time it was just the parents, the eldest girl and the youngest (at the time) baby. They were with another man and he and Jim Bob were talking about taking another run for office. Michelle was sitting quietly, while the older daughter took complete care of the infant as if it was her own.

Each time I waited on them, the children were all, including Josh, very polite and caused no problems. However Jim Bob never once talked to me. He would give me a nasty look, then tell Michelle what he would like to eat. She would then relay his order, which I had just heard, to me. I checked with other servers, and the females all were treated the same way by Jim Bob. He would give his order to male servers himself. He is also a horrendous tipper, averaging around 5 percent after asking to have the gratuity removed from his bill.

Josh went to porn rehab

quote:

When I spoke with Josh as a teen, I was struck by the person I saw beneath the obnoxiously outspoken persona that he parades around with. He was fiercely intelligent, weak, hurt, ambitious, and sincere. He also had tight control over his image for a teen—likely a result of living in the limelight for years. ...
Nobody told me that he was guilty of sexual molestation. I do remember that he was caught for pornography and being sent away for rehabilitation when he was 17 or so.

If people look back to when Josh was bald on the show, it was because he was being “rehabilitated”. The head-shaving was part of the shaming process. I remember thinking that everyone was overreacting. When Josh returned from his “porn rehab”, he was brought before the church. After Josh gave his “testimony”, his sisters came up and hugged him and I remember seeing huge, confused tears streaming down their faces. I remember being confused about why they seemed to take it so personally

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020



I'M ONLY HERE TO BE AN ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY READING ANYTHING I POST


ASK ME HOW ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY IS GOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT


The Bloop posted:

I genuinely did not know this was a confirmed detail and now I do so carry on for now


I don't see this thread going anywhere good though

It's going exactly in the direction it needs to: calling gross pedophile child molesters out for being gross pedophile child molesters. Why does this kind of thing make the mods so uneasy lol

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Josh Duggar of the Duggar Family was just picked up by federal agents in Washington
]

They finally criminalized mormonism

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Mozi posted:

Another benefit of the blanket and spoon method is that it renders needing a name completely unnecessary.

Here are the names


quote:

includes parents James Robert "Jim Bob" Duggar, Michelle Annette Duggar and their children: Joshua, Jana, John-David "John", Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph "Joe", Josiah, Joy-Anna "Joy", Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn-Grace "Jordyn", and Josie.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here are the names

Imagine being named "Jinger" lmao

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

jumpin' jehoshaphat

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


low key sex master posted:

Imagine being named "Jinger" lmao


also:

ben shapino posted:

It's going exactly in the direction it needs to: calling gross pedophile child molesters out for being gross pedophile child molesters. Why does this kind of thing make the mods so uneasy lol


..... mods ....

.......

.... knew ???

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

ben shapino posted:

It's going exactly in the direction it needs to: calling gross pedophile child molesters out for being gross pedophile child molesters.
These sort of two minutes hate threads tend to degenerate quickly is all, regardless of their topic. Some goons truly don't know where the line is


ben shapino posted:

Why does this kind of thing make the mods so uneasy lol
You can gently caress right off with this, for example

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Lol, Joy-Anna and Johannah, bet they love that

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


teach me how to duggar
teach me how to duggar
all my bitch's luggage
teach me how to duggar

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here are the names

includes parents James Robert "Jim Bob" Duggar, Michelle Annette Duggar and their children: Joshua, Jana, John-David "John", Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph "Joe", Josiah, Joy-Anna "Joy", Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn-Grace "Jordyn", and Josie.

Good lord, that would make it more confusing.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Here’s hoping it’s something fun like tax evasion or fraud that hurt rich people instead of something lame like human trafficking

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Still room for a Jastiger Duggar in there

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oh no someone's hating on a famous Christian pedophile

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010


Josh Duggar is a literal pedophile - he incestuously molested three of his sisters, his cousin and a family friend as an older teenager. He also violently raped at least one woman that he was paying for sex while working at the ultra right wing "family" PAC/thinktank as well as paid a poo poo ton of money to Ashley Madison because he's too loving dumb to use Tinder or Craigslist. The dude who's photo he used on AM sued him because it was so disgraceful to be associated with him. He was raided last year by the Feds for money crimes and has a current suit against him for real estate fraud. He was at the Capitol on Jan 6th. There were rumors that child sexual material was either discovered by happenstance or was also part of the raid last year, with The Sun (which is a tabloid) outright stating that the arrest today was for CP. There's speculation all over the snark boards that it may be additional/new molestation charges, but no official news sources are asserting or confirming that.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

AHH F/UGH posted:

These people are a perfect microcosm of the reason why this planet is dying

edit: lol Jesus christ their 18 year old kid is married to a 20 year old



The family history of this family is just a smattering of miscarriages

This one's wife was pregnant literally two or three months after miscarrying



I've long suspected that some of the youngest Duggars might actually be the children of Josh and one of his sisters. Their whole family is some True Detective poo poo.


Hazo posted:

Are you thinking of the Arkansas cop who hid the molestation he knew about because he was also a pedo monster?


Also here's my Duggarpost from the tumplol thread because I guess it belongs here and it might help anyone who wasn't around on SA for the first scandal and don't know who these psychos are


Also if I'm not mistaken, the whole Duggar thing eventually spun off into goons outing the (numerous) Reddit pedophile forums (like r/jailbait and poo poo) to the media, which led to them making national news and Reddit begrudgingly shutting them down entirely. Good times

When people have multiple sons the chances of the next one being gay increases. It has something to do with hormones. And statistically there's probably at least two of the kids that are gay. I feel terrible for them. The whole family's got a terrible lot in life because their dad is a depraved lunatic and the family is a cult.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.



BrigadierSensible posted:

These bastards also practice and promote "Blanket training".

Which involves placing a baby on a blanket and hitting it with a wooden spoon every time it tries to crawl off said blanket. They do this to "train" the babies to keep quiet and not bother mummy when she is off getting impregnated again, because that is all women are good for.

What the gently caress.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010


sigher posted:

What the gently caress.

Yeah, it's really horrendous. If you want to know more (it's rough and disgusting, you are warned!!) look up Debi Pearl's "How To Train Up A Child" which Michelle Duggar is famous for endorsing. A woman on tiktok just last week put out that she and her mother, although a part of the same homeschool cult in the late 90s/early 2000s were so disgusted by a speech she gave a conference they essentially left the whole thing. She claims to have a VHS of Michelle demonstrating and teaching the system. I won't describe it here because it's really upsetting and involves beating newborns and toddlers.

On a more positive note, a lot of the anti-fundie groups I read (I've been fascinated by these cults for a long time, I can probably answer any questions anyone might have,) have made it a recent thing to have this book and others like it removed from book sales sites, including re-sale/thrift bookstores. Small victory, but every person who can recognize what this cult is - one of abuse, violence, child abuse, sexual abuse and child sexual abuse, the better.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

FEDS FEAR ME




MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

(I've been fascinated by these cults for a long time, I can probably answer any questions anyone might have,)

what did ernest norman say Raphiel was an acronym for?

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010


The Saucer Hovers posted:

what did ernest norman say Raphiel was an acronym for?

lol, now there's one I haven't thought about in a long time. I had to google, but the wiki tells me:

Students also believe that Ernest Norman was overshadowed by an Archangel named Raphiel[4] in his earthly incarnations on Earth and in previous lifetimes in other worlds. Archangel Raphiel should not be confused with the biblical Archangel Raphael, as the title of "Archangel" within the vernacular of Unarius means "Supreme Master", and the name Raphiel is an acronym for "“Radiant Absolute Pure Healing Infinite Eternal Light”. The Unariun Archangel Raphiel is part of a Hierarchy of Higher Beings who oversee the development of the universe, but do not surpass "God" (called the Infinite Creative Intelligence). The revelations of the Archangels came about when Ruth E. Norman took over as leader of Unarius.

e: also your username/post is excellent.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

FEDS FEAR ME




WIKI!?)?

evilpicard
Sep 11, 2006
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:

Who is this guy and why was he arrested? Idgi

Doing a gender reveal

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here are the names

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYF_nu2I4M

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

They recently passed a law in New Jersey that you could legally hunt and kill a Duggar, so long as you leave their corpses for the wolves (sustainability).

drat score one for new jersey. That doesn't happen often

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


what's the bacon number but for corrupt conservatives? roger stone or rudy guiliani?

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