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I'm just so very social and well liked. People come up to me asking for sex, which I have a lot of, and I kindly reject them because I am a kind person.
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May 3, 2021 04:54
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Dark Souls Tantrum: "I can't locate a proper supplier of Diet Mountain Thunder"
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May 3, 2021 04:55
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Ask / Tell: [Ask] me about testing deodorant for Amazon warehouse workers.
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May 3, 2021 04:56
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No one takes you seriously when you come out
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May 3, 2021 04:58
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everyone thinks im gay now but it was just a catchphrase
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May 3, 2021 04:59
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"No see the ten dollars acts as a gatekeeper to keep out poo poo posters"
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May 3, 2021 05:00
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My tank icon does not show up well in Dark mode.
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May 3, 2021 05:01
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Meme Poker Party: I have to spend most of my waking hours collecting obscure lamia from deviant art so I can in any and all situations have a lamia on hand.
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May 3, 2021 05:05
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Derpies posted:Meme Poker Party: I have to spend most of my waking hours collecting obscure lamia from deviant art so I can in any and all situations have a lamia on hand. Any goon that does not know what a Lamia is: 
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May 3, 2021 05:07
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May 3, 2021 05:07
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Having to write a killscript to blank my posts when I die so my next of kin never see my posting history
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May 3, 2021 05:08
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- I've got Asperger Syndrome, I'm 19 years old, and I'm an internet veteran. - My kid acts exactly like me and I hate his guts. - Mrs. Sadler is a bitch. - To whoever just destroyed my life... - I wish that you were some figurine that I could take off of my bookshelf and place before me, admiring the hand of the artist that made it into something so inimitable in its own way.
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May 3, 2021 05:09
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May 3, 2021 05:10
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Seraph: explaining to my credit card company why my 700th charge back to something awful llc is totally legit
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May 3, 2021 05:11
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Why yes I live in the south. Why do you ask?
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May 3, 2021 05:12
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Reading your posts OP. Haha got em.
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May 3, 2021 05:14
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Taking weeks to decide which Food Network chef to declare as my celebrity waifu/meatlocker, much to the chagrin of my spouse who doesn't understand why it's so important as they pour another glass of wine
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May 3, 2021 05:17
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Weka posted:Reading your posts OP. Haha got em. fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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May 3, 2021 05:17
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having to explain to one's spouse why there is ANOTHER $20 charge to Something Awful LLC on the credit card bill and how that post was totally worth it tho.
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May 3, 2021 05:30
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May 3, 2021 05:33
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Nooner: I've only got three subforums left I'm not banned from, how do I find a decent gimmick in Coupons?
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May 3, 2021 05:35
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Derpies posted:Nooner: I've only got three subforums left I'm not banned from, how do I find a decent gimmick in Coupons? pppft, thats not a problem: start scanning coupons from newspaper inserts and making individual threads for each one. Make sure to include "when you use this make sure to tell em nooner sent you!" NEXT
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May 3, 2021 05:40
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Nooner posted:pppft, thats not a problem: start scanning coupons from newspaper inserts and making individual threads for each one. Make sure to include "when you use this make sure to tell em nooner sent you!" Nooner: I spent 7 months being ramped in the coupons forum and all I got was this sweet red text
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May 3, 2021 05:42
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Can't buy clothes at Costco because the sizes are too small.
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May 3, 2021 05:45
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Namtab posted:The only goonrush is whichever mod rushes to slow my avatar down every time i post in qcs 
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May 3, 2021 05:45
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Goons have to go by each day without Nooner as a mod. The worst life to live.
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May 3, 2021 05:57
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Whenever I tell someone in real life that I'm a member of a forum that costs real money to sign up for they get this look on their face like they are just talking to the dumbest motherfucker
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May 3, 2021 05:58
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May 3, 2021 05:58
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*refreshes thread* - no new posts *refreshes thread* - no new posts *refreshes thread* - no new posts *closes tab and clicks control panel* - 3 new posts
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May 3, 2021 05:59
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Waffle! posted:*refreshes thread* - no new posts This is very relatable.
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May 3, 2021 06:01
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Every female goon is actually a Pick alt
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May 3, 2021 06:30
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And fat
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May 3, 2021 06:30
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I don't even have a tv
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May 3, 2021 06:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:I don't even have a tv SAME THANK YOU, for decades
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May 3, 2021 06:36
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Airlines only let you wear valveless half mask respirators and mine all have valves dammit
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May 3, 2021 06:38
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I constantly poo poo my pants, even when at work. There has to be a better way!
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May 3, 2021 06:40
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Devils Affricate posted:Whenever I tell someone in real life that I'm a member of a forum that costs real money to sign up for they get this look on their face like they are just talking to the dumbest motherfucker lmao
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May 3, 2021 06:40
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every time i move into a new house, i'm hounded by a mysterious doll
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May 3, 2021 06:41
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I said Biden would handle the pandemic better than Trump and now 47 incels from cspam are stalking me with guillotines since I am a murdering capitalist Nazi
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