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Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret



"Problems only goons can have"

Derpies: "I cant stop being probated for tugging"!

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I'm just so very social and well liked. People come up to me asking for sex, which I have a lot of, and I kindly reject them because I am a kind person.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Dark Souls Tantrum: "I can't locate a proper supplier of Diet Mountain Thunder"

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Ask / Tell: [Ask] me about testing deodorant for Amazon warehouse workers.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




No one takes you seriously when you come out

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




everyone thinks im gay now but it was just a catchphrase

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




"No see the ten dollars acts as a gatekeeper to keep out poo poo posters"

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

My tank icon does not show up well in Dark mode.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Meme Poker Party: I have to spend most of my waking hours collecting obscure lamia from deviant art so I can in any and all situations have a lamia on hand.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Derpies posted:

Meme Poker Party: I have to spend most of my waking hours collecting obscure lamia from deviant art so I can in any and all situations have a lamia on hand.

Any goon that does not know what a Lamia is:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Having to write a killscript to blank my posts when I die so my next of kin never see my posting history

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



- I've got Asperger Syndrome, I'm 19 years old, and I'm an internet veteran.
- My kid acts exactly like me and I hate his guts.
- Mrs. Sadler is a bitch.
- To whoever just destroyed my life...
- I wish that you were some figurine that I could take off of my bookshelf and place before me, admiring the hand of the artist that made it into something so inimitable in its own way.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZLtcTZP2js

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Seraph: explaining to my credit card company why my 700th charge back to something awful llc is totally legit

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Why yes I live in the south. Why do you ask?

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Reading your posts OP. Haha got em.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Taking weeks to decide which Food Network chef to declare as my celebrity waifu/meatlocker, much to the chagrin of my spouse who doesn't understand why it's so important as they pour another glass of wine

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Weka posted:

Reading your posts OP. Haha got em.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


having to explain to one's spouse why there is ANOTHER $20 charge to Something Awful LLC on the credit card bill and how that post was totally worth it
tho.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Nooner: I've only got three subforums left I'm not banned from, how do I find a decent gimmick in Coupons?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Derpies posted:

Nooner: I've only got three subforums left I'm not banned from, how do I find a decent gimmick in Coupons?

pppft, thats not a problem: start scanning coupons from newspaper inserts and making individual threads for each one. Make sure to include "when you use this make sure to tell em nooner sent you!"

NEXT

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Nooner posted:

pppft, thats not a problem: start scanning coupons from newspaper inserts and making individual threads for each one. Make sure to include "when you use this make sure to tell em nooner sent you!"

NEXT

Nooner: I spent 7 months being ramped in the coupons forum and all I got was this sweet red text

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Can't buy clothes at Costco because the sizes are too small.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


Namtab posted:

The only goonrush is whichever mod rushes to slow my avatar down every time i post in qcs

E: its top tier trolling but id appreciate a PM if its going to keep happening
            |/

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Goons have to go by each day without Nooner as a mod. The worst life to live.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Whenever I tell someone in real life that I'm a member of a forum that costs real money to sign up for they get this look on their face like they are just talking to the dumbest motherfucker

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



*refreshes thread* - no new posts
*refreshes thread* - no new posts
*refreshes thread* - no new posts

*closes tab and clicks control panel* - 3 new posts

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Waffle! posted:

*refreshes thread* - no new posts
*refreshes thread* - no new posts
*refreshes thread* - no new posts

*closes tab and clicks control panel* - 3 new posts

This is very relatable.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Every female goon is actually a Pick alt

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

And fat

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I don't even have a tv

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Colonel Cancer posted:

I don't even have a tv

SAME THANK YOU, for decades

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Airlines only let you wear valveless half mask respirators and mine all have valves dammit

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I constantly poo poo my pants, even when at work. There has to be a better way!

yikes!
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

Devils Affricate posted:

Whenever I tell someone in real life that I'm a member of a forum that costs real money to sign up for they get this look on their face like they are just talking to the dumbest motherfucker

lmao

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

every time i move into a new house, i'm hounded by a mysterious doll

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

I said Biden would handle the pandemic better than Trump and now 47 incels from cspam are stalking me with guillotines since I am a murdering capitalist Nazi

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