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I think my ironic posting gave me prodromal schizophrenia Also, my burrito is neither huge nor gross enough.
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May 3, 2021 20:45
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Problems only goons can have, CYOA Edition. You see someone new enter the Goons-only channel of the NGU Discord. A) Say hi in the channel and chat like a regular human being. B) Do not say anything. C) Send them a PM trying to get to know them better. D) SAY S̼͐ͮͤ̚͜A̘̙̟̲̠̦͡Y͍͔̯̗̜͑́ͮ̊ͦ̽͞ ̴͓̗̮̖̮̄ͣͮͥ͌̚G̛̻͚̤̩̳̗ͬ̑̾O̠̖̘̳̓̂̽͋̆̈O̼ͪ̽͝D̬̦͈͔̝̟͊̽͋ ̬̱͇̺͖̙̆̒̍ͧ̓̽̑͜M͇̗ͪ͊̌Ō̫̪̭ͫ͐ͧ̊̆̀Ṛ̘̔̀͊͗ͩ̌N͎̯̻̟͋͂̂̀ͨÌ͖̠̟̳̔͌ͤ͢ͅͅN̵G̛̗̐̌ͥ̍ͯ ̮͖̞͑N̄͗ͯ̒̈ͮI̢͍̺̰ͫ̉C̭͔̟͊̿̍ͮK̸̯̳̾̋ͤ̆.͑̅ͬ̓͏̺̤̹̱͎͕̳ ̛̹̳͇̗̗ͤ̏͑̆G̔ͤ̍̑̔̈́̑O͔̥̖̟͑͆ͥͯ̑̀̀́ͅO̩̻̠̼̽̋̒̃͆͂͒D̰͎͈́̅̽̌ͬͅ ͔̯̀ͬ̂̎̿͋͑M̹͕̱̆͋͞O͎̤̞̗̼R͉̱͇ͤ̍ͨN̢͚͓̮͚ͣ̄I͚̝̰͂ͥͭ͗̒̕N̢̤͖Ġ̷̖͙̊͆̿ ͔͇̺̿N̫̱̐ͨ͜I̻͈̙̎̑ͭ̾C̝̭͖̮̃̿̏̚K̸̫͙̋͋ͩ̊̿̓.̛̫̲͎̜̞̟ͩ͒͗̄͗ͯ̚ SAY IT. say g D)  D) YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. GOOD MORN  
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May 3, 2021 20:53
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Elentor posted:Problems only goons can have, CYOA Edition. > tell Nick (from RudeWeb) to line em up
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May 3, 2021 20:56
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This wouldn't be happening if you would spend more time with Nick. Just think of Nick from now on. Just Nick. Just Nick. 
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May 3, 2021 21:03
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"Oh, christ! That's soooo loving grossssssss!!!!11" *Right-Click; Save Image as...* *now has trouble remembering which folder I last uploaded to imgur from*
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May 3, 2021 21:04
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The siding to my house is melted because I barbecued too close to it.
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May 3, 2021 21:07
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I have ? 5 accounts because if you lost your password resetting it didn't work for years.
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May 3, 2021 21:11
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Elentor posted:Problems only goons can have, CYOA Edition. So did you say it?
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May 3, 2021 21:12
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Well I guess my "I want you to choke-choke-chocobo me" Simpsons crossover card is ALSO going into the trash. Seems a waste.
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May 3, 2021 21:45
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Good morning, Nick.
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May 3, 2021 22:00
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Elentor posted:While we're at it I once heard a loving cursed flirt, completely unrelated to any of those stories, that was "if I dress like Aeris will you impale me" and I don't wish upon anyone to hear such loving cursed words irl. This has happened at cons more than once I assure you
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May 3, 2021 22:10
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Sid Vicious posted:Good morning, Nick. and a good morning to you as well nick.
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May 3, 2021 23:39
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*Out of sync on all the memes *Thinks everyone's doing emojis wrong *Has to translate from extremely-online whilst carefully disowning it *Must pretend not to have seen shock images *Can't explain why you're so good at photoshop *May get mistaken for Reddit user
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May 3, 2021 23:57
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Xaintrailles posted:*Out of sync on all the memes Ha It's a perfect list^
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May 4, 2021 00:16
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So the only thing I can think of, is when you see someone who might be a goon u walk on over doff the fedora and shout "STAIRS?"
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May 4, 2021 00:40
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seeing someone reading the forums on their phone irl and having a panic attack and running away
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May 4, 2021 00:56
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Circus pubes
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May 4, 2021 01:22
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Saying "Hello old friend" when friends throw the goatman at me while I give the  when I look at it.
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May 4, 2021 01:24
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I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't.
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May 4, 2021 01:36
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Can't make photoshops about a murdered teenage girl because they're too cliche.
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May 4, 2021 01:39
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syntaxfunction posted:I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't. I met a fake goon. Someone saw me in college and said he had an account. Later in the semester he was taking a test and our instructor pulled up his monitor during class and not only was he logged off but he admitted to lying about posting. Like it was some badge of honor of having an account. Its 10 loving dollars.
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May 4, 2021 01:43
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My girlfriend looked at me strangely when I laughed at someone saying the phrase "lemon party" and then I explained what it made me think of from the internet.
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May 4, 2021 01:47
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Schweinhund posted:Can't make photoshops about a murdered teenage girl because they're too cliche. if you say okay boomer this guy will post a QCS thread 
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May 4, 2021 01:52
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syntaxfunction posted:I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't. I did. She (lol) was interesting.
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May 4, 2021 02:21
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syntaxfunction posted:I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't. I've met up with quite a few goons over the years. All over the spectrum from normal to weird as gently caress like you might imagine. I imagine depending on what point in my life they met me they'd probably place me in the weird as gently caress side so fair is fair.
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May 4, 2021 02:50
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PinheadSlim posted:A girl who was interested in me asked me to "be her Goku" I'll be honest nothing turns me off more than a partner talking about games or anime after all this poo poo I posted and others I enjoy the normiest motherfuckers I can find.
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May 4, 2021 02:51
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Elentor posted:I'll be honest nothing turns me off more than a partner talking about games or anime after all this poo poo I posted and others I enjoy the normiest motherfuckers I can find. Being normal IS exotic here
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May 4, 2021 03:19
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Schweinhund posted:Can't make photoshops about a murdered teenage girl because they're too cliche. God, how long has it been since we've seen one of those? Elentor posted:I'll be honest nothing turns me off more than a partner talking about games or anime after all this poo poo I posted and others I enjoy the normiest motherfuckers I can find. I'm team normie, common interests is cool and good but I am way over my quota on games and anime. currently looking for gym partners and people who enjoy photography. something to be said for being present in the real world when one can be posted from my bed after four straight hours of hades 
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May 4, 2021 03:55
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zgrowler2 posted:God, how long has it been since we've seen one of those? Hopefully we've seen the last one. That's the most vile meme this site has ever produced by a wide margin.
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May 4, 2021 04:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8flLpb3zXA Reference to a resume for video editing / acting skills
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May 4, 2021 04:07
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Foot fell off
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May 4, 2021 04:15
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I have no socks and I must poop
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May 4, 2021 04:37
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Allowing hope to rekindle and believing that, this time, for sure,the CYOA OP really really means it and won’t abandon this game.
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May 4, 2021 04:50
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I just realized I have a CYOA going for 2 years now, what the Christ.
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May 4, 2021 04:53
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syntaxfunction posted:I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't. asl?
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May 4, 2021 05:03
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syntaxfunction posted:I kind of want to meet a goon in real life, but on the other hand I really, really don't. I've met plenty of goons and all of them smelled marginal to okay. Not one true stinker in the bunch.
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May 4, 2021 05:13
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I made a thread yesterday I thought would be fun that got only six replies. It was one of those instances where you stare at the preview post for several minutes contemplating on whether your opinion would be a hit or a dud. Goon problem: more huge pig balls, less Ghostbuster II soundtrack songs.
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May 4, 2021 05:21
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You Are A Elf posted:Goon problem: more huge pig balls I also got a "what the gently caress is wrong with you" when laughing and showing my wife the huge pig balls with poo. I suspect my sense of humor has been irrevocably miscalibrated.
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May 4, 2021 05:37
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The Butcher posted:I also got a "what the gently caress is wrong with you" when laughing and showing my wife the huge pig balls with poo. Should have shown her the other huge pig balls.
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May 4, 2021 05:38
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