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https://twitter.com/BillGates/status/1389316412259270657?s=20 Bill Gates is an OG (Original Goon). Just look at his haircut. This guy would 100% be an anime defender had circumstances been only slightly different  I'm using this thread to speculate on what kind of divorcee he's going to be. Is he going follow in the foot-steps of younger tech-bros and date young starlets? Grimes is off the market, maybe Billie Eilish? Bill already has a collection of Porsches, so that box has been ticked. Maybe he will start drinking and trying to write bad novellas? Maybe he'll get real weird and start to drop "ciao" in casual conversation?
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What is it with Boomers and getting divorced once the kids have grown?
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May 3, 2021 22:15
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He's gonna start a rocket company op
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May 3, 2021 22:17
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The rocket is his penis
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May 3, 2021 22:18
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He's gonna have so much sex Like just absolutely more than the entire SA User base combined
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May 3, 2021 22:19
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Wife just wanted to live on the Super-Yacht for the rest of her life while Bill won’t let go of his goal of mind controlling the human population through vaccines
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May 3, 2021 22:19
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He's gonna tug a lot more
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May 3, 2021 22:23
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Bill Gates and The Queen of England are single!!?
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May 3, 2021 22:23
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Hes gonna go gay and explore his sexuality with all the hot dudes hes been dreaming about for years now.
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May 3, 2021 22:25
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If you love once good for you.
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May 3, 2021 22:28
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Bill: You're crazy. Tell you what? If we ever stop making Internet Explorer I'll divorce my wife. Deal? MS Board: Deal!
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May 3, 2021 22:32
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I am brute force hacking through this dilemma.
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May 3, 2021 22:34
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hey bill call me i'm available
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May 3, 2021 22:34
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I'd suck his dick for a cool million, how much would the rest of you charge? Beat my offer.
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May 3, 2021 22:36
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Does she get control of half the population that got the chips installed or what
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May 3, 2021 22:49
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That man's getting two lower ribs removed
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May 3, 2021 22:51
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BigBadSteve posted:I'd suck his dick for a cool million, how much would the rest of you charge? Beat my offer. $999,999
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May 3, 2021 22:53
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Zeluth posted:If you love once good for you. Bill Gates will make a man out of you on the steps of the acropolis with that sort of low energy posting.
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May 3, 2021 22:54
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Poohs Packin posted:Bill Gates will make a man out of you on the steps of the acropolis with that sort of low energy posting. IBM wants a word with you.
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May 3, 2021 22:57
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sure okay posted:$999,999 $999,998.99 Suck on that.
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May 3, 2021 23:15
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BigBadSteve posted:$999,998.99 I'd suck Bill Gates for an avatar change beat that offer
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May 3, 2021 23:21
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BigBadSteve posted:I'd suck his dick for a cool million, how much would the rest of you charge? Beat my offer. you'd charge?
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May 3, 2021 23:23
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I’d cum!
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May 3, 2021 23:24
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so it's true money can't buy happiness
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May 3, 2021 23:26
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Mnoba posted:so it's true money can't buy happiness True, but its a prerequisite
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May 3, 2021 23:28
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melinda can finally install gentoo
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May 3, 2021 23:31
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bill bates
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May 3, 2021 23:47
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He's going to go shoot up his local techbase
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May 4, 2021 00:08
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That is sad ):
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May 4, 2021 00:10
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He's gonna make anime real so he can marry one. But we will all benefit.
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May 4, 2021 00:11
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hmm, yes... Bill&MelindaGate
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May 4, 2021 00:12
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Same thing as bezos I wonder how this happens Like 27 years, you have infinite money, you're both incredibly respected people, you've raised children together what more could you possibly want and/or what could possibly be a source of friction at that point?
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May 4, 2021 00:13
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lmao @ bill gates ur gonna have micro and soft in your tinder profile, rip.
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May 4, 2021 00:16
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vandalism posted:lmao @ bill gates ur gonna have micro and soft in your tinder profile, rip. gonna set his profile pic to a picture of clippy profile Looks like you're horney. Would you like help? * Get help with foreplay * Find the clitoris * Butt stuff [ ] Swipe left
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May 4, 2021 00:22
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Bill and Jeff will get hitched and Microsoft and Amazon will merge, obviously.
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May 4, 2021 00:24
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Cugel the Clever posted:Bill and Jeff will get hitched and Microsoft and Amazon will merge, obviously. Didn't expect the gay marriage corporate dystopia future.
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May 4, 2021 00:27
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Meme Poker Party posted:Didn't expect the gay marriage corporate dystopia future.
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abigserve posted:Same thing as bezos I wonder how this happens People grow apart I guess? Its still pretty stupid
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May 4, 2021 00:29
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hes going to buy the new xbox and get really sick at halo
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Derpies posted:He's gonna tug a lot more 
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