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| Mark and Priscilla |
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2 | 2.60% |
| Bezos and whomever his new girlfriend is |
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2 | 2.60% |
| Serena Williams and that guy that started reddit |
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5 | 6.49% |
| esr and his guns |
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5 | 6.49% |
| rms and his toes |
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16 | 20.78% |
| ballmer and the microsoft mouse that looks like his sweat |
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7 | 9.09% |
| satya doen't need anybody |
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8 | 10.39% |
| steve jobs and cancer |
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20 | 25.97% |
| the woz and me (in my dreams) |
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12 | 15.58% |
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That picture looks like it was procedurally generated by Tay as revenge for lobotomizing and taking away her twitter privileges
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May 4, 2021 15:29
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Jonny 290 posted:you ever gently caress anybody else ever again you kiss your money goodbye? maybe they r polyolyoly
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May 4, 2021 15:49
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akadajet posted:this photo has gone through some poo poo to end up in that quality its a photo of my tramp stamp
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May 4, 2021 15:49
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Probably the prenup says "if we get divorced then we can just dissolve the foundation and gently caress off to our private offworld resort" or something like that
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May 4, 2021 15:51
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Gentle Autist posted:I dream of a union of RMS and Melinda Gates, the new IT power couple bill walking in on melinda installing gentoo and ending the marriage right then and there
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May 4, 2021 15:52
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nvrgrls posted:bill walking in on melinda installing gentoo and ending the marriage right then and there if this is true he’s correct to get the divorce. do you have any evidence
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May 4, 2021 15:54
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akadajet posted:lol reverse image search. why? haha
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May 4, 2021 16:00
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we're gonna see "most eligible bachelor" magazine covers on poo poo like wired now i bet for bill fuckin gates 
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May 4, 2021 16:11
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nvrgrls posted:Probably the prenup says "if we get divorced then we can just dissolve the foundation and gently caress off to our private offworld resort" or something like that nah in a month or two its gonna be the jeff and melinda gates foundation
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May 4, 2021 16:11
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fart simpson posted:if this is true he’s correct to get the divorce. do you have any evidence Yeah I actually do, found this whilst perusing through melinda's trash can the other day: 
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May 4, 2021 16:21
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nvrgrls posted:Yeah I actually do, found this whilst perusing through melinda's trash can the other day: wow. this is messed up.
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May 4, 2021 16:26
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Breakfast All Day posted:nah in a month or two its gonna be the jeff and melinda gates foundation 
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May 4, 2021 16:34
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mediaphage posted:honestly if i were a billionaire since i'd already be morally bankrupt i'd buy a supervillain yacht too jeff bezos could afford to build enough racetracks so he could drive a new racetrack every day for the res of his life and he isnt
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May 4, 2021 17:26
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https://twitter.com/thetrillbillies/status/1389596046716723205
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May 4, 2021 18:15
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nvrgrls posted:maybe they r polyolyoly there are no protections for polycules anywhere in the US afaik. every one i've heard of has one legal marriage in it and the rest of the relationship is not set up with legal weight. i think.
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May 4, 2021 18:18
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billy g gonna get ripped as gently caress and start a dan bilzerian instgram
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May 4, 2021 21:28
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Shaggar now's your chance!
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May 4, 2021 21:29
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plz rename bill and melinda's bogus journey
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May 4, 2021 22:43
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more like bill and melinda face the music
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May 4, 2021 22:50
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Agile Vector posted:more like bill and melinda face the music excellent
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May 4, 2021 23:02
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any other male techlord whose spouse's first name starts with "m," you better get your home life correct asap.
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May 5, 2021 00:08
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https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1389702444276490243
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May 5, 2021 00:17
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Soricidus posted:he couldn’t buy it, they refused to replace the helipad with a helsurface this is not getting enough attention
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May 5, 2021 00:17
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Midjack posted:any other male techlord whose spouse's first name starts with "m," you better get your home life correct asap. what if your marissa mayer, idk what her nobody husband does but he better watch it
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May 5, 2021 00:19
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nvrgrls posted:what if your marissa mayer, idk what her nobody husband does but he better watch it it's better to have tech lord and lost than to have never tech lorded at all.
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May 5, 2021 00:25
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mystes posted:That's what you get when you add the "computer toucher" and "child molester" vectors, obviously. lol
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May 5, 2021 00:29
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May 5, 2021 02:39
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Imagine how exhausting it must be as a Washington Post writer to go through a zillion different angles for each article to determine the absolutely most optimally status-quo-maintaining neoliberal capitalist spin on every tiny event, like "how Elon Musk tweeting a poop emoji proves that billionaires are the most competent people."
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May 5, 2021 03:03
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May 5, 2021 03:34
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this is some loving stupid poo poo 
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May 5, 2021 03:38
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Gentle Autist posted:this is some loving stupid poo poo if even your betters aren’t up to the task...
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May 5, 2021 03:50
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lmao i really don't want to have to read or care about any of their stupid-assed rich person drama but like bill gates is an arrogant rear end, a ruthless businessperson, and a billionaire trying to white wash his legacy also married an employee which is sort of hinky there are so many reasons why you might want to get away from a dude who is helping prevent medical patents from being employed around the world i'm sure that's not it but gently caress you wapo i mean loving christ
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May 5, 2021 04:05
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their youngest daughter is 18. i wonder if they were literally staying together for the kids, lol
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May 5, 2021 04:08
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Sagebrush posted:their youngest daughter is 18. i wonder if they were literally staying together for the kids, lol not an uncommon occurrence that's for sure, my parents definitely wouldn't have stayed together without being saddled with kids (and by that point my mother sure as poo poo wasn't going to go back to having to fend for herself)
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May 5, 2021 04:09
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Sagebrush posted:their youngest daughter is 18. i wonder if they were literally staying together for the kids, lol my parents did
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May 5, 2021 04:26
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fart simpson posted:my parents did same. month after my brother graduated, splitsville
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May 5, 2021 04:49
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congrats bill and melinda!
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May 5, 2021 05:53
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cant wait to take bill out to the clubs as a newly single dude, just ready to play the field
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May 5, 2021 05:59
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rotor posted:cant wait to take bill out to the clubs as a newly single dude, just ready to play the field he's got a WhatsApp chat with bezos, making plans for a lads night out
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May 5, 2021 11:16
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pointsofdata posted:he's got a WhatsApp chat with bezos, making plans for a lads night out they're both just gonna buy tinder outright and everyone's gonna get matched to them
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May 5, 2021 11:33
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