Who Would Win? [WC] [Spinoff] [Deathmatch] [Logic]

Who should win?
	Reverend Fizzlebeef
	Mo-Ab Ulmeyda
	Hiievel
	The Gonk
	Mr. Burnt
	Opal Dang-Cobra
	Engrammie
	Mister Chuck
	D�d $uo \| d \| s
	Vatman Jones
	Lon�n Murder-Birb
	Shines-in-Heaven
	Elite Cogsmmando
	Talcum Bee Buzzem
	B.A. Elsewhere
	Mazer Jean
	Gish
	Squamous Horror

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

No critters atm
The Gonk:Class:Newtype//Sponsor: Pertinax???//Location: oh god where am i//[flat broke boyo Luxe]
[5/5 HP]/[4 MOVE]/[DR:03 (Base 0) + (3 Chitinous Carapace)]/[3/3 Med Units]/[3/3 Power Units]/[3/3 Air Units]
Augments= 3/5 Mutations 0/0 Cyber
-[M1]Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor.
-[M1]Brachial Spurs: Gain a melee attack mode - 1d8/2P, +Up/+1 per Rad Token; cannot use freeACTs.
-[M1]Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources (except for Cover).
Stuff=
-Port-a-Luxe: Consumable. ACT: to redeem Scrap and unwanted gear for Luxe.
-CS Mod Pacl: Consumable. ACT: Roll d20 on CS MOD Table. [Inelligible for Redeeming]
-Power Cell: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 1 Power Unit.
-Restor8: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 3 Med Units.
-"Experimental" AblActiv: Utility. +1 Damage Reduction when POWER ATTACKING. ~~Not actually experimental.~~
-EX-ITR8R: Utility. Scrapped items may grant a RESEARCH CREDIT.
Mooks= 0/2

_{"...wuzza wha-"}
_{"who, what, where"}
_{"is this the afterlife? did it take this time?"}
_{"smaller than I expected. must be the economy-size boat."}
_{"should've kept a few luxe to pay for some better tickets, too late now."}
_{"well, let's get to it. Can't get any dead-er, right?"}

MOV posted:

Gonk Aims

# ¿ May 4, 2021 06:16

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 11:13

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

ENC posted:

Fillertext Filler textFiller text
Gonk takes [Cover]! Fillertext

# ¿ May 5, 2021 03:14

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

No critters atm
The Gonk:Class:Newtype//Sponsor: Pertinax???//Location: Beneath the deck of the S.S. Charon, fighting in the boatmans personal ring//[Your finances are lost in the ether. Or the Wrektirement fund.]
[5/5 HP]/[4 MOVE]/[DR:03 (Base 0) + (3 Chitinous Carapace)]/[3/3 Med Units]/[3/3 Power Units]/[3/3 Air Units]
Augments= 3/5 Mutations 0/0 Cyber
-[M1]Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor.
-[M1]Brachial Spurs: Gain a melee attack mode - 1d8/2P, +Up/+1 per Rad Token; cannot use freeACTs.
-[M1]Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources (except for Cover).
Stuff=
-Port-a-Luxe: Consumable. ACT: to redeem Scrap and unwanted gear for Luxe.
-CS Mod Pacl: Consumable. ACT: Roll d20 on CS MOD Table. [Inelligible for Redeeming]
-Power Cell: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 1 Power Unit.
-Restor8: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 3 Med Units.
-"Experimental" AblActiv: Utility. +1 Damage Reduction when POWER ATTACKING. ~~Not actually experimental.~~
-EX-ITR8R: Utility. Scrapped items may grant a RESEARCH CREDIT.
Mooks= 0/2

Internal screaming intensifies.

ACT posted:

The Gonk Mimics:Exo-Wrangler:>ACT: Retain a beast defeated this round. -1HP, now 4/5HP.
The Gonk Retains a Squamous Horror. Filler text filler text Ipsum lorum Filler text

# ¿ May 6, 2021 16:53

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

The Gonk:Class:Newtype//Sponsor: Pertinax???//Location: [Redacted], Nevada//[Charon took your obols.]
[4/5 HP]/[4 MOVE]/[DR:03 (Base 0) + (3 Chitinous Carapace)]/[3/3 Med Units]/[3/3 Power Units]/[3/3 Air Units]
Augments= 3/5 Mutations 0/0 Cyber
-[M1]Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor.
-[M1]Brachial Spurs: Gain a melee attack mode - 1d8/2P, +Up/+1 per Rad Token; cannot use freeACTs.
-[M1]Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources (except for Cover).
Stuff=
-Port-a-Luxe: Consumable. ACT: to redeem Scrap and unwanted gear for Luxe.
-CS Mod Pacl: Consumable. ACT: Roll d20 on CS MOD Table. [Inelligible for Redeeming]
-Power Cell: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 1 Power Unit.
-Restor8: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 3 Med Units.
-"Experimental" AblActiv: Utility. +1 Damage Reduction when POWER ATTACKING. ~~Not actually experimental.~~
-EX-ITR8R: Utility. Scrapped items may grant a RESEARCH CREDIT.
-Vulcannon: (Missile) Weapon. ATK 1d6/7, [Rampage][Heavy][Obvious]
--2Pow: Reroll a Rampage atk.
Mooks= 1/2
Balkanized Horror: 2.5/2.5HP, [Unruly], Starving! [Oooooo], constantly screaming

_"aaaaaaaaa"

_"AAAAAAAAA"

_"AAAAAAAAAA"

Gonk and the balkanized Horror ~~commit the internal-external scream wombo-combo technique~~ AIM.

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 09:24 on May 8, 2021

# ¿ May 8, 2021 07:25

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

The Gonk:Class:Newtype//Sponsor: Pertinax???//Location: [Redacted], Nevada//[Charon took your obols.]
[4/5 HP]/[4 MOVE]/[DR:03 (Base 0) + (3 Chitinous Carapace)]/[3/3 Med Units]/[3/3 Power Units]/[3/3 Air Units]
Augments= 3/5 Mutations 0/0 Cyber
-[M1]Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor.
-[M1]Brachial Spurs: Gain a melee attack mode - 1d8/2P, +Up/+1 per Rad Token; cannot use freeACTs.
-[M1]Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources (except for Cover).
Stuff=
-Port-a-Luxe: Consumable. ACT: to redeem Scrap and unwanted gear for Luxe.
-CS Mod Pacl: Consumable. ACT: Roll d20 on CS MOD Table. [Inelligible for Redeeming]
-Power Cell: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 1 Power Unit.
-Restor8: Consumable. freeACT: Restore 3 Med Units.
-"Experimental" AblActiv: Utility. +1 Damage Reduction when POWER ATTACKING. ~~Not actually experimental.~~
-EX-ITR8R: Utility. Scrapped items may grant a RESEARCH CREDIT.
-Vulcannon: (Missile) Weapon. ATK 1d6/5, [Rampage][Heavy][Obvious]
--2Pow: Reroll a Rampage atk.
Mooks= 1/2
Balkanized Horror: 2.5/2.5HP, [Unruly], Starving! [Oooooo], constantly screaming

ENC posted:

Balkanized Horror attacks [Talcum Bee Buzzem]
>Aim +Up!
>Starving! +Up! +Up! +Up!
Total: 1d18/2 - Pull 1

The Gonk improvises! Primary target: [Catalytic Horror]
Improvising!: 1d6 4
4; Industrial Equipment! 1d8/10
>Aim! +Up!
Total: 1d10/10

The Gonk doesn't like these odds!
The Gonk mimics Neosoldat: Once per Mission, ignore lethal damage to remain at 1HP.
4/5HP 3DR>3/5HP, 3DR.

E: Late edit made to orders.

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 14:35 on May 11, 2021

# ¿ May 11, 2021 07:09

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

The Gonk:Class:Newtype//
[1/5 HP]/[4 MOVE]/[DR:03 (Base 0) + (3 Chitinous Carapace)]/[3/3 Med Units]/[3/3 Power Units]/[3/3 Air Units]/1x Burn
Augments= 3/5 Mutations 0/0 Cyber
-[M1]Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor.
-[M1]Brachial Spurs: Gain a melee attack mode - 1d8/2P, +Up/+1 per Rad Token; cannot use freeACTs.
-[M1]Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources (except for Cover).
Important Stuff=
-Vulcannon: (Missile) Weapon. ATK 1d6/5, [Rampage][Heavy][Obvious]
--2Pow: Reroll a Rampage atk.

ACT posted:

Gonk spends 3x Med Units to heal 1/5HP>4/5HP
Or dies. That works too.

# ¿ May 12, 2021 10:49

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 11:13

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

"_{I really need to stop giving out my number} hello Burger Representative speaking who's calling? I'm rather-"
"A destination? What?"
"OLMC-23749."
"The, ah. Subterranean Ceremonial Bloodsport Arena is currently out of order at that location."
"Silver monkey shipment got loose, you know how it is."
"They head there and sort the mess out, we'll find something to compensate."
"_{And send someone to go unlock the doors and escort survivors from the premises.}"
"Now, if you don't mind I need to... Wait, is that Gonks head over there? I thought they were splattered, how did you get this num-"
-beep-

Location [OLMC] proposed.

# ¿ May 25, 2021 23:21