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Teddy Thunders posted:Taft was a bratty bottom.
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I believe that Nixon would approach the butt and go "hm, well, that's ah that's ah quite a rump there" but then awkwardly pat it twice and then make an excuse to leave. In my mind he also has his coat and shirt and tie on up top but fully nude, partially sexual down below.
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My fellow Americans, I'm here tonight to address the ah the vile calumnies propagated by the East Coast liberals and the Ivy Tower... the Ivy Tower muck-a-mucks regarding the dignity of the office of the president of these United States and the sexual... and the ahh... and the sexual reportoires and, and sexual capacity for moral conviction there...there-in. Well... with god as my witness, I tell you here before god and country-- I have made love. I have done the physical love in all, in all of the primary ways. Forwards, backwards. "Cowboys Style." "69," which... which I'm sure you all have heard of, perhaps hah, perhaps most especially those of you of the younger generations. All of the ways and with... with, and with all the limbs and extremities our good and loving Maker provided me wi... provided myself and my beloved wife, Pat, with. Unbridled, passionate, and so on. And ah yes, yes that includes the ahh... the "human derriere." I will not be taking questions.
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May 6, 2021 01:15
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Franklin Pierce having a Dennis Cooper-style romp... getting his little pretty haircut all sweaty and gunked up...
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May 6, 2021 02:59
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Bill Moyers and Richard Goodwin desperately trying to convince LBJ to excise "public vore club, every town" from his Great Society proposal.
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May 6, 2021 15:34
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Escape From Noise posted:L...BJ!  (J.S. Pughe, 1900)
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May 6, 2021 15:45
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 Look at this. Teddy is starving for it. Who will step forward and rail Teddy Roosevelt.
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May 6, 2021 15:47
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 Age-play....  ...transformation....  ...size kings... drat... these presidents freaks
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May 6, 2021 15:50
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 Even Roscoe Conkling is both mpreg and exploding.
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May 6, 2021 15:52
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I mean... take your pick
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May 6, 2021 15:57
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He removed his nipples bc they offered too much wind resistance. He needs to be sleek as gently caress.
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May 6, 2021 16:08
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James Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau, who was jealous of the president's immaculate hole. Guiteau's hole was infamously bad and ill-kempt, leading to his exclusion from numerous social clubs and reformist groups, and even harming his career.
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