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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


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Ventral EggSac posted:

My dog jizzed into a coffee mug and I drank it in front of my girlfriend

I thought you were gay lovers with Layman, and you killed him in a fit of passion before hiding the body and never speaking of him again.

Also my one cat has pure urine concentration and is 10,000 years old, so his big sloppy pisses and the other cat’s mega-shits have damaged their self cleaning litter box beyond repair. Cats suck!

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