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muffler
Feb 12, 2021

by sebmojo
the prize at the end of the rainbow is a fat girl making fun of you for being moelsted

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
If you think about it, an inverted micro chode is actually better than an inverted big daddy hog magnum because it only descends into your body a tiny amount

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

This image still can't be topped

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Full Metal Jackass posted:

This image still can't be topped

A modern classic

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Play posted:

If you think about it, an inverted micro chode is actually better than an inverted big daddy hog magnum because it only descends into your body a tiny amount

Wouldn't an inverted magnum be a vagina?

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

BigBadSteve posted:

Wouldn't an inverted magnum be a vagina?

A vag-num, if you will.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
This guy fucks

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



BigBadSteve posted:

Wouldn't an inverted magnum be a vagina?

you've discovered the secret behind the boipucci

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m curious about OPs balls though. Normal, shrunken, on top, pig-sized? What’s the status of your balls OP?

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’m curious about OPs balls though. Normal, shrunken, on top, pig-sized? What’s the status of your balls OP?

If the Balls aren't shrunken, penetrative sex could be achieved via the use of a Balldo.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I saw a YouTube preview of an announcement trailer for Baldo by Nintendo's channel and I just about did a cartoon spit-take before I sadly realized it wasn't for a Nintendo endorsed Balldo.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
my dick is so small it cannot be observed directly; it must be measured by the magnitude of disgust and shame it inflicts on objects nearby

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Micro-code for my micro-chode

Instruct me baby!

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
I saw a guy with only a pair of balls and a little finger nail type flap above his balls where he pissed out from.

He'd cup his balls with one hand and peel back the flap to try aim and piss.

Not sure if that counts as a microcode

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
We have the technology

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

The Real Amethyst posted:

I saw a guy with only a pair of balls and a little finger nail type flap above his balls where he pissed out from.

He'd cup his balls with one hand and peel back the flap to try aim and piss.

Not sure if that counts as a microcode

Look, you can just admit it's you. Now is the time you've been waiting for.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Real Amethyst posted:

I saw a guy with only a pair of balls and a little finger nail type flap above his balls where he pissed out from.

He'd cup his balls with one hand and peel back the flap to try aim and piss.

Not sure if that counts as a microcode

Turn on your monitor

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Real Amethyst posted:

I saw a guy with only a pair of balls and a little finger nail type flap above his balls where he pissed out from.

He'd cup his balls with one hand and peel back the flap to try aim and piss.

Hot.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The Real Amethyst posted:

I saw a guy with only a pair of balls and a little finger nail type flap above his balls where he pissed out from.

He'd cup his balls with one hand and peel back the flap to try aim and piss.

Not sure if that counts as a microcode

Where did you see him? In your moms bedroom giving it to her with his little finger nail type flap?

large hands
Jan 24, 2006

Smythe posted:

im not a gbs mod, idiot

beg to differ lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

large hands posted:

beg to differ lol

pistols at dawn

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Nobody says dink anymore.

I miss dink.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Nobody says dink anymore.

I miss dink.

Nobody ever said dink tho. :thunk:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nobody ever said dink tho. :thunk:

I just went back in time to 1975 and said dink twice at a cocktail party.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

pistols at dawn

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Gonna use the topic as a user name somewhere at some point in the future

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbOx8TyvUmI

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I love meat, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9lc5tPiom0

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nobody ever said dink tho. :thunk:

a largely-forgotten but kind of fun legendary fantasy game named after its title character, Dink Smallwood, begs to differ

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