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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Everyone Has a Special Power: Post ITT to Find Out Yours!
 
Rodney The Yam II
Mar 3, 2007




 Whether or not you power me up, thank you deeply for this thread which is adding a lot to my day! I've chuckled---thrice!

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Rodney The Yam II
Mar 3, 2007

Smik posted:

Rodney The Yam II your power is...

MINOR YAM GENERATION!
- You can generate up to two yams per minute, each slightly larger than the size of your hand!
- You can generate any kind of yam or sweet potato!
- Thrown yams inflict very little damage!
- Yams are moderately nutrient dense!
- You will never starve!
- Please do not throw your yams off bridges or buildings!



A humble yet powerful ability! Do I play pranks at the grocery store, adding to their yam display? Do I Punk'd my best pal, filling their car full of yams? The possibilities are endless!!!

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