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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Everyone Has a Special Power: Post ITT to Find Out Yours!
 
Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from
These powers are pretty cool. I'd like one, please.

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Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from

Smik posted:

Arrrthritis your power is...

ANTI-INFLAMATATION!
- Cure inflammation in any joints! A joint is completely restored but may deteriorate again naturally when the cause is genetic.
- Slow down inflation in the economy! Requires meditation for one hour, reduces inflation by 0.5%, usable once per day.
- Go forth and do good!



This is in fact the best power. Thanks!

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