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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Everyone Has a Special Power: Post ITT to Find Out Yours!

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

I hope we get this far, please empower me!

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 04:59 on May 10, 2021

# ¿ May 9, 2021 14:42

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:21

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Smik posted:

PoptartsNinja your super power is...

WEAPONIZED TOASTER PASTRIES!
- You can fling any toaster pastry like you were a ninja throwing shuriken!
- Pastries became toaster hot in flight!
- Cause minor burns on foes!
- You can also just toss pastries onto plates to have them perfectly toasted without the need of a toaster!

How strangely appropriate!

# ¿ May 11, 2021 00:02

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