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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Everyone Has a Special Power: Post ITT to Find Out Yours!
 
SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

 My irl superpower is knowing the value of vintage computers by sight.

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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Smik posted:

SRQ you are blessed with a legitimate A-Rank Super Power:

LIVING STAR SHIP TRANSFORMATION!
- Armed with multiple laser canons well beyond our current technology!
- Protected by a deflector shield that can defend against anything short of atomic warfare!
- Speedy enough to out-run atomic warfare!
- Capable of space flight!
- Your digestion system is cold fusion!
- Not good for fighting crime! You're a little too big and a little too shooty. Better suited for taking down evil empire fleets in fantastic shmups.



I love you and thank you.

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