Smik posted:

Brutal Garcon your power is...

THE WAITER OF WAR! (a B-Rank Super Power)
- As long as it is close to meal time (breakfast, lunch or dinner, with brunch available on Sundays) you will be completely inconspicuous regardless of location!

You have the ability to alter any meal you serve to be a horrific version:
- The Brutal Breakfast/Brunch
- The Lovecraftian Lunch
- The Dinner of Discord

The Horrific Meal is empowered with the ability to violently influence those who consume it:
- Wine creates thirst for blood
- Coffee creates violent temper
- Meats create a hunger for the flesh of the living
- Eggs make the consumer try to disable their mating competition
- Sandwiches create the desire to crush all competitors
- Seafood makes the person see others as hideous eldritch abominations
-The cheese and bacon are relatively benign in that they are extremely delicious but sharply raise one's cholesterol.
- Vegetables make one behave like a prey animal

Once the meal is consumed it is highly advised you exit the area before the chaos and violence begins!
The Horrific Meal can also be used for benign purposes as long as one is aware of the effects of the food and consciously channel the energies, but this won't pass doping tests at competitions!

- It should be noted that this meal is more effective at dispatching villains due to their naturally nastier natures!