Smik posted:

Buttchocks, your ability is...

INTIMIDATE ELDRITCH BEINGS!
- While an uncommon occurrence, you have nothing to fear from eldritch beings such as spirits, the undead, walking dead, nearly dead, faeries and the unfathomable terrors!
- By making an aggressive gesture or verbal threat, you will cause eldritch beings to back down!
- Once per day you may employ the "Bitchslap of Doom" which will cause the eldritch being to go home in tears and question their existence!
- Do not corner eldritch beings -- intimidation only works so far and when backed into a corner they often lash out!
- Lesser eldritch beings -- the soulless, the insane, cultists, certain government employees and psychopaths -- will be intimidated but to a lesser extent. They are still vulnerable to the Bitchslap.
- This power has the unfortunate side effect where if you instead attempt to persuade an eldritch being, all those in the area will be incredibly attracted to you instead! Keep in mind this also applies to the insane, cultists, certain government employees and psychopaths before you go trying to chase some faerie booty or smooch a ghost.