Everyone Has a Special Power: Post ITT to Find Out Yours!

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Everyone Has a Special Power: Post ITT to Find Out Yours!

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

This is the perfect thread to try out my new shitpost catchphrase if I could remember what it was

# ¿ May 8, 2021 06:34

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Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

I think it was something like WELL THATS A POST ALRIGHT

# ¿ May 8, 2021 06:35

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

Smik posted:

Hairy Right Hook your power is...

poo poo CONTROL!
- You can force anyone within your line of sight to poo poo with as little or as much force as you wish!
- Your power is of Super rank, which means you can make your foes poo poo themselves to death!
- With enough practice you can eventually figure out how to make a target full-body prolapse!
- You are inevitably but silently blamed for any bout of diarrhea by anyone who knows you.
- If you are feeling especially cruel you can reverse the making GBS threads process. This takes a lot of effort.

Hell yeah, this has season 1 arc villain material written all over it

# ¿ May 8, 2021 18:13

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