Smik posted:

Knot My President! your power is...

INFLUENCE FURRIES!
- You have the ability to influence furries! The degree of your influence is proportionate to how furry the person is!

EXAMPLES:
- Not furry: no special influence.
- Very slightly furry, ie "The Thundercats are so hot!": very slight influence. You have a slight edge in arguments or to be considered a trusted source of information.
- Slightly furry, ie "I love monster girls": slight influence. You are more likely to win arguments/be a trusted source of information.
- Furry, ie "I want to bang Lola Bunny from Space Jam/Gadget from Rescue Rangers": You tend to win arguments and are considered a trusted source of information.
- Very Furry, ie "I go to furry conventions": You can easily influence them and are instantly trusted within the community.
- Dangerously Furry, ie "I wear a full fur suit at conventions and yiff like a... stereotypical furry at a furry convention": You are the head of their cult, like it or not.

You can stave off your power by consciously focusing "Do not influence the furries" when you're trying to keep a low profile. While you do not have the ability to "Detect Furry", you can tell when you're talking to one pretty quickly.