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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
So with the recent news about the kentucky derby winning horse testing positive for roids, i got to thinking. it's not like horses wear underwear, right? what's to stop a curious gentlemen such as myself from simply scouting out the competitors testicles before a race? 500 on small eggs please!

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

I figured out a good way to make money too OP.

I just go to the mall where there is a bathroom. Inside one stall there is a hole that looks in to the other stall. I go in there, and pretend to take a poo poo. THen someone will go in to the stall on the other side of the hole. They gently knock on the wall and pass some money through.
I take it and leave.

Can you imagine that?

I get paid to pretend to take a poo poo!!

Dude I believe they paid you for oral sex, and are surely miffed about being denied their service rendered. to keep you from getting sued ill suck their dicks for you but i was atleast 50%. namaste

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