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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Wilson is half right. He really shouldn't tweet.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



He looks like he's turning into gollum

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/theage/status/1395900891862085637

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

crepeface posted:

our current and future PM!

https://twitter.com/AnikaWells/status/1396766684929613824?s=19

looks like Melbourne's heading back towards lockdown?

What loving job site is letting this prick on without hi-vis and safety gear? Someone get the union on the line.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

crepeface posted:

https://twitter.com/NSWHealth/status/1398081916830576641?s=20

what does this even mean? are people drinking sewerage

It means that the govt is monitoring to sewerage system to see if they can get the drop on potential outbreaks before they Go Viral :clint:

They've picked up viral traces in the waste system but aren't too concerned about it as someone who was infected with covid - and quarantined until safe to be released - is living in the catchment area that is testing positive for covid.

It's kind of like how they test for cocaine in the Easter Suburbs but it's OK for people there to drive and not get tested for coke as they're not high now that was Friday night and they have to get to an important meeting with the developers who fund the ALP / LNP through back channels now so shut the gently caress up about it already.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

crepeface posted:

(the malcolm in the middle opening)

I love that song

Blue Bernardi in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little conservative in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little conservative in your soul

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

crepeface posted:

"Coalition maintains vaccine rollout is ‘not a race’ as Victoria reports five new local Covid cases"

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/may/30/victoria-reports-five-new-local-covid-cases-on-day-three-of-circuit-breaker-lockdown

A race to the bottom is still a race :colbert:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

thatfatkid posted:

i think scott morrison is bad, just saying

gently caress mate, you got some facts to back that up or you just a whinger?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1399507126704230400

https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/1401711692501852163

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Yorrick is also in fine form

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/yasmin_poole/status/1401733736580796417

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

crepeface posted:

https://twitter.com/AlboMP/status/1401714126095675394?s=20

feel like if labor hammers on medicare and vaccine/quarantine failures, they might actually have a chance?

Have you met the ALP?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

I think Morrison probably needed "good" news at this moment too.

An empty gesture for press that doesn't even stand up to a modicum of scrutiny? Press fawning all over him in a rush to get it out uncritically? That doesn't sound right.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Peccadillo posted:

One of the UK's demands in this trade deal is that any pastie made outside of Cornwall can't legally be called Cornish, Champagne style, so I think that one might get a little harder

Same for a bunch of cheeses

Time for my Homebrand Quorn - Quornish - to branch out into pasties.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/knausc/status/1405772898577489924

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Doctor Jeep posted:

not necessarily, there's hardly a lack of rabid anti china freaks these days

That name stinks of NED money though.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/CanberraInsider/status/1406775121352683520

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Scummo is going to zoom parliament though so he's not going to be acting PM.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JoshBavas/status/1406859993849090049

Thread if you want a few more details but that's the gist of it already.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JoshBavas/status/1406859993849090049

Thread if you want a few more details

Also, lol

https://twitter.com/JoshButler/status/1406881032763174915

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

No bigger gatherings than 5 people for Sydney. Which is great because there are people in my apartment building throwing a party for the 1st birthday of their dog that is meant to have 15 attending this weekend.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Not getting covid for some stupid job is great for my mental health actually.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

If number going down is anything like your mum going down then I'll love it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JoshBavas/status/1407581427323965440

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Seems pretty easy given how many repeats there are on the list.

Also that teacher must be a real smooth dude.

I love the fact that he doesn't even get two points into the first part of the list "popular, loyalty" before he's mixing up nouns and adjectives. Someone needs to take the year 9 English course.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What about Melee and ranged combat? Would you date a Rogue?



Of course. I would date any of the x-men though.

Inceltown has issued a correction as of 19:35 on Jun 23, 2021

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tommunist posted:

Lol poo poo looks hosed in Sydney hope all you goons get through it ok

Unfortunately Sydney has a terminal case of Sydney. It will not get better.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tommunist posted:

The NSW government really not wanting to lock down after making GBS threads on melb for a year is really funny and also hosed up

The fact that our big case areas are the rich areas is what is keeping me lol'ing.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Doctor Spaceman posted:

an expensive eastern suburbs hairdresser spelling the doom of Sydney feels really loving appropriate

The eastern suburbs reaction to it has been extremely on brand too

https://twitter.com/nadinevoncohen/status/1407526611457482754

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

29 cases in a single day. Good fuckin' job, Sydney.

For comparison, Melbourne has only had 108 cases of community spread in total for our outbreak which started back on May 27. Sydney has racked up 83 in just 10 days so far and it'll doubtlessly get even worse before it starts getting better.

Once again Sydney proves that Melbourne can't do anything right :colbert:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ScottyFromMktg/status/1408685977904713733

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Abbott from yesterday

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Qldaah/status/1409331672768651264

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