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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lmao that owns. People who live in gas houses shouldn't throw lit matches :dukedog:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They told me my bicycle powered zeppelin would never get off the ground, the fools! Now I can pedal over their dead cars and laugh

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Yeah blame a dork on his mom's computer and not the professionals who connected vital infrastructure to a clearly networked vulnerable computer.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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I wonder how long it would take to go thru a few plastic bags lol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Spinz posted:

It's already leaking in the video I just can't believe it I expect she destroyed the back of her car

Yeah but I figure that's more due to the weight than other properties. I was expecting the second bag to start leaking too lol


Seems like a bit of a hazard to have people just spray gasoline over the pavement too :shrug:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Gas for my family

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Yeah security has always been treated like a joke and it's leading to funnier results with each year.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Nothing innocent about computers. We made the abominable machines in a perverse image of our own mind and handed them the keys.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Buy a bike :smuggo:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Funky See Funky Do posted:

If you put a gun in a baby's hand and then train it to kill the president and it successfully carries out that mission was the baby to blame or are you the best baby trainer in the world?

Yes.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You wouldn't have this problem if you had a horse buddy. I'm kinda half wishing that the repair crew fucks up and puts the pipeline out of commission permanently, it'll be a glorious victory in the war on cars

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wait till you hear about the electrical infrastructure or all the bridges lmao

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Biological pipeline that's just a miles long sphincter of an obese mentat

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Backups are for weenies, you gotta run your pipelines on Hardcore

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Have they tried installing gentoo? Hahah jk their piece of poo poo servers are probably already running lunix

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Did radium code pipeline back-end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Oh no please don't lock up my dick forever in this chastity cage I put on of my own free will, Mr hacker!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Imagine, roads of American drivers who're extra flammable and explosive :piaa:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Better start burning rubber then

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Just lift the bag up to the receptacle and snip a corner off with scissors. Preferably while enjoying the relaxing taste of Marlboro

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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They aren't, it's the payment servers lmao

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Greed is good apparently

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Well the republican party's not gonna raise my taxes, it's simply logical that I vote for them :unsmigghh:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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If you live 2 hours away from civilization you ought to have a pantry :)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lol 20 miles on foot is 3 hours for round trip, Jesus loving Christ do goons never leave their basements?

20 km might be a 2.5-3 hour jog one way, 20 miles is about 1.5 times that.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Roman legions traveled 20-25 miles a day by road on foot and that took like 5 hours of marching

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Idk I just googled that poo poo, IANAH

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wonder if you could do refueling at highway speeds with that contraption, like those planes

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