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Vitruvian Maam
Oct 14, 2012


Hi everyone. I have two friends that were recently made victim of a scumbag that managed to screw them out of 2 vehicles (one car per one woman, seperate incidents) and I don't want to go into too many details but he managed to get one of them to transfer the vehicle to his name unwittingly by tricking her. The other woman was supposedly making payments towards a car and in total has paid him roughly $3,000. He was going to transfer ownership to her when she reached a certain amount that was paid to him. That number was reached and he refuses to sign the car over to her. Now I know that you are all thinking "Well then sue his rear end, duh". I need to do more looking in to this but they had both entered verbal agreements with this dude and handled payments only in cash so they have no paper trail or proof that they paid him anything. This is how he pulled this off. They have known him for years and they thought they were friends. I don't know if they will be able to prove anything, perhaps someone here knows more about that.

Anyways, I really want to help them both. This is a lowlife piece of poo poo that loving stole money and a car from two of my friends and is seemingly going to get away with it.. This cannot happen. So I am doing what I can to help these two. Their lives have been made a nightmare . They have been so broken up over what is happening to them. This guy took what little they had because he could. I want these women to be able to stop crying, and I want them both to be driving cars again ASAP. When I think about what he is doing, I really start to scare myself with how violent my anger is becoming over this. So rather than let this get worse, I am trying to come up with a solution to the problem.

Before I do something extreme like buy them both a cheap replacement car because that is all I can afford, I thought about asking here. I am an artist and what little I make I need but I am prepared to do what is needed to make sure this rear end in a top hat does not get away with this. Anyone have any advice on this? I considered setting up a gofundme for them and then surprising them. I also considered doing speed portraits on here and accepting donations for the portraits which I would ship to people. All donations would go towards replacing their vehicles. I am attempting to set up a gofundme right now but I keep getting an error when trying to finalize. WHY the gently caress won't it let me finalize the gofundme

edit: Got this posted finally
Mod edit removed

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:03 on May 17, 2021

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




murder him

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006
I ran crying to the mods because someone bought me a title with naughty words in it. (twice!)
I am the world's softest bitch and you you should remind me of it forever. If this text is gone it's because I couldn't handle being a fucking loser.


Smellrose

Infect him with an STD

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard




then gently caress the two chicks while his blood is still warm

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially

Taco Defender

unless this is a joke post that I don't get (ie most of them) you should post this in E/N if you want real advice instead of goon comedy

alternatively

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



Steal some of his DNA, make a voodoo doll, and toy with his physical body and emotions until his psyche is a fractured shadow of it's former self, then take him on a date and make sure you insist he pays half of the bill after you order the most expensive entree.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i would kill him, inshallah

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I didn't read the op in any way, but I'd offer them each some food, maybe like a home made pie, or bbq, even sauerkraut or something that takes some effort and most folks don't bother with.

Either way, something like that.

If that doesn't work, gently caress both of 'em before you leave their bodies in a gravel quarry and then flee the state.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


If he's a white man then you're friends, being women, are suppose to just bend over and let him do whatever he wants unless they find another white man to beat him up for them and pray the second white man turns out to be a fairer master than the first. If the scammer was another woman or a non-white man, they would be free to beat the scammer up as much as they want because the scammer would just be a second class citizen like them.

At least, that's what the mainstream media says about this sort of thing.

Vitruvian Maam
Oct 14, 2012


Neophyte posted:

unless this is a joke post that I don't get (ie most of them) you should post this in E/N if you want real advice instead of goon comedy

alternatively

ok I will do this. I mean people can continue to comedy post I suppose I will relocate

Mega64
May 23, 2008





Draw a picture of him with a tiny dick and post it all over the internet so that whenever someone sees him they’ll point at him and laugh at his tiny dick.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



It's sounds like you want to pursue violence against this person OP. Have you tried violence already and that didn't work or what really is the hold-up on the violence?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




have sex with his dad

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Leave a scathing review on his Yelp page

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

buy a gun and shoot him with the gun

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


I was wondering what Lowtax was up to these days.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix? We just don't know.



Buglord

Rip his eyes out like an enraged chimp

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Ultra Carp

Poop in his mailbox

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Marry his dad, become his mother, then send him to his room and tell him "I'm very dissapointed in you"

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Poop in his mailbox two stolen car's gas tanks.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




ok I've read the OP now.


It's become clear to me that both of these women desperately need YOU to save THEM.
You can be their hero with your daring plan of violence, surprise fund raising, and magnanimous gifts to them that you're selflessly planning. How noble and thoughtless you are. It's very valiant. I'm glad you've chosen to take the fight to these women's foe for them and be their champion and aid them. Certainly praise will be headed your way.

Goon speed and SA bless thee on thy quest.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I just wonder what the First Lady's boobs are up to!


Tell them to both get payday loans and use the money to buy a car at a buy here pay here dealerships. Mercedes and BMWs are great investments.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

OP buying two cars for two chicks who still arent gonna gently caress him

hot drat we have come a long way from the days of carrying a printer 2 miles to a girls house

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op, do you have extra room at your place to take your two friends in? You could get paid to stay at home and masturbate them.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I think it's awesome that these two women convinced the OP that the same dude stole BOTH their cars from them.

What a coincidence!
I wonder if that dude managed to piss them off and they need someone to gently caress him up without them lifting a finger? HMM NAH

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I'll buy you two new cars OP. We'll come to some kind of agreement where I'll keep them in my name until you've managed to pay off a certain amount and then once you've paid them off I'll put the cars into your name. Seems fair?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




Do either of these girls need to borrow a printer?

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Are you expecting a kiss for your efforts op

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

chew off his genitals

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Like I can't tell you how many times in my younger years I knew two people who happened to be my friends who had their car or other major property stolen by the same person that I somehow needed to avenge for them.

There's exactly 3 things that are happening here:

1.) These girls are lying to use the OP like an idiot.
2.) There's organized crime involved on some level (I don't mean mob, just, organized instances of crime with multiple people).
3.) Ok actually that's about it really I can't think of a third one.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009


i dont care

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Big Beef City posted:

Like I can't tell you how many times in my younger years I knew two people who happened to be my friends who had their car or other major property stolen by the same person that I somehow needed to avenge for them.

There's exactly 3 things that are happening here:

1.) These girls are lying to use the OP like an idiot.
2.) There's organized crime involved on some level (I don't mean mob, just, organized instances of crime with multiple people).
3.) Ok actually that's about it really I can't think of a third one.

3) it's a complex ruse to get into the OPs pants because they are a chaste virgin saving themselves for The One but these harlots will not leave them be! These Wenches of Jezebel need the OPs genitals!!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

These sort of things make me nostalgic for the old internet when people really were this credulous all the time.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



E/n is not for this kind of advice

SA isn't at all really.
Honestly go post this in an appropriate subreddit, maybe ianal too

Guy is a super prick, tell everyone you know
Use social media to destroy his reputation as much as you can.
Also, spend 30 bucks and get all his background info on one of those namesearch sites

Who knows what you might find that you can use. If he's on probation or has a record
you may have more power than you know.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

I dont think your furry erotica commissions warrant you the right to get to call yourself an "Artist" any more than my detailed descriptions of soiling myself that I mail to political figures I do not approve of warrants me calling myself a "Writer"

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Connect a hot wire from your home's wiring system to his Sega Genesis.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Ultra Carp

Poop in your own mailbox and blame him

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

The Bloop posted:

Poop in your own mailbox and blame him

the perfect crime

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Poop in his mailbox and blame yourself.

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