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Are you expecting a kiss for your efforts op
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May 17, 2021 01:33
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Big Beef City posted:Like I can't tell you how many times in my younger years I knew two people who happened to be my friends who had their car or other major property stolen by the same person that I somehow needed to avenge for them. 3) it's a complex ruse to get into the OPs pants because they are a chaste virgin saving themselves for The One but these harlots will not leave them be! These Wenches of Jezebel need the OPs genitals!!
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May 17, 2021 01:36
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Steal his mom's poop, murder him, place the poop at the crime scene
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May 17, 2021 02:02
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DelilahFlowers posted:I don't think declaring your plans to murder a man and then bounce on a forum is very wise dude. To be honest, digging into forums history, this would not be the first nor the second time this happened
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May 17, 2021 03:44
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Jose Oquendo posted:Says the person who actually posted these words on the World Wide Web: Holy poo poo I thought you were kidding He also wrote the words "this man has shed his human skin and revealed the monster within" The OP is absolutely expecting either one of both of these women to have sex with him for his heroic and chivalrous deed
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May 17, 2021 13:18
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So you're admitting that, despite you alleging that there were "Harvey Weinstein type situations" involved, your ultimate motivation is not to be nice but to have sex with them? Is that what we're getting at?
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May 17, 2021 13:22
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Vitruvian Maam posted:idiot This isn't a denial
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May 17, 2021 13:29
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Seeing how you put your location on your GoFundMe, I can deduce that it's currently 535 am and you're sitting on the internet arguing with strangers on behalf of two women you hope to have sex with, neither of whom any of us have ever met nor are we likely to There are many decisions we make in life; perhaps you should reevaluate the choices that led to this moumentally lovely thread
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May 17, 2021 13:37
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I am trying to help two women that are being taken advantage of. SHOULD I REEVALUATE WHAT I AM DOING? Some people in here are giving you actual good advice on how to do this and you're not in the least bit taking it, which kind of sets off the whole "scammer" alert thing and why people are so skeptical that this is real It doesn't seem like you want to help them because you're not at all listening to the few nuggets of actual advice
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May 17, 2021 13:47
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Vitruvian Maam posted:what suggestions are those? what did I miss? What the gently caress are you talking about - Blast him on FB/social - take him to small claims court - literally do anything else besides set up a GoFundMe those are at least two of them I've seen in this thread but instead you've been obsessed with protecting your honor or some poo poo and fighting with people rather than doing the bare minimum that doesn't involve a GFM In fact, it's not at all heroic that you want other people to do your work. You're asking everyone else to give you money so you can be the hero, which is unheroic as heck dude!
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May 17, 2021 14:47
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i thought you were going to sleep, not constantly refreshing this thread to see who's dunked on you lately
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May 17, 2021 15:40
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I dunno why I used asterisks *blushes*
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May 17, 2021 16:13
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tango alpha delta posted:please enjoy this recording of the op's plea: ahahahahhahahaha
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May 17, 2021 18:41
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bradzilla posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=1139364&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post289155300 RIP borky  he's carrying printers in heaven now
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May 17, 2021 20:29
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OP come back here and take your lickings (you will not be giving them to the women you're trying to sleep with)
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May 17, 2021 20:45
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OP I'm not a girl and I won't have sex with you or suck your dick, but I do want a free car that I Hmu sexiiii 
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May 18, 2021 00:52
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Could it be.... That the OP is keyboard goop??
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May 18, 2021 01:25
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Leave it to nooner to know forums lore
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May 18, 2021 02:08
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OP come back!! We demand answers and I know you're looking at this thread
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May 18, 2021 02:22
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Depends on where and what you're buying East of Seattle and especially eastern WA it'll go pretty far. In Seattle it's basically lunch money, and a crappy lunch at that
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May 18, 2021 03:56
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OP if you come back and post in this thread I will personally donate $3000* to your GFM *in Monopoly money; no cash value
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May 19, 2021 01:10
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SPINZ FIGHT
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May 19, 2021 03:27
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Spinz posted:Yeah it's really creepy I feel like it's like a weird doppelganger thing They say when you meet your doppleganger you're fated to die so rip nice posting with you
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May 19, 2021 04:00
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Bloopsy posted:Okay then who dies, OP or Keyboard Goop? Keyboard Goop, as disgusting as he is, brought joy, mirth and legend to the forums The OP has brought nothing but one thread that should have failed but succeeded despite his best efforts and, as is fitting, it took other people to make it succeed OP sadly has to go to the Other Land
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May 19, 2021 04:09
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Has anyone seen Spinz and Spinst in the same room? Ever? Checkmate
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May 19, 2021 04:46
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This is such a hall of Fame image tbh
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May 19, 2021 13:44
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'm annoyed that he signed the text. Who the gently caress signs a text? Classy gentlegoons do -low key sex master
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May 19, 2021 14:32
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OP come back we have questions
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Jun 2, 2021 16:47
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OP is poo poo but his stupid rear end dumb channel did bring me to this delightful song. Usually I hate these but this sort of actually works? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLvDnRU_ajk Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jun 2, 2021 |
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Jun 2, 2021 18:33
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Jun 2, 2021 19:37
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This is a very cool and normal thing that one does when they're in control of their emotions Nothing weird about this here!
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Jun 3, 2021 04:37
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Oh my god this thread is incredible I love it So op, you said you have no money and are waiting to get paid. Yet you spent a good significant chunk of money on a "car" on two "women" and didn't even get sex out of your valiant white knight efforts. And then the cars windows got smashed. You spent enough that you couldn't afford to rereg an account but you did apparently have enough for acid tabs And you wonder why we're doubting you Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Jun 3, 2021 |
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Jun 3, 2021 12:11
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Pretty good posted:Seriously tho what are you hoping to accomplish by continuing to post angrily itt? Do you have a specific goal here? He is the good that the world needs to counterbalance the evil of Something Awful dot com posters
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Jun 3, 2021 12:25
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Martman posted:2 girls 1 fuckup 
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Jun 3, 2021 12:30
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Jerry Springer is a TV judge now. I bet he makes decent money. Maybe try becoming one of those, OP. You could call it GOON JUSTICE
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Jun 3, 2021 13:33
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Bronze Fonz posted:OP please post more
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Jun 3, 2021 14:57
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Vitruvian Maam posted:Ur mom's rear end in a top hat is my side hustle. WHOA DUDE that is just ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE behavior! That's wildly out of bounds for something awful dot com!!! Apologise at once or I will have to punish you!!!
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Jun 3, 2021 16:48
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Vitruvian Maam posted:No you are right. I read someone's comment and thought you all had realized you made a huge loving mistake and were prepared to admit you were wrong and apologize. But i guess that was never in the cards "Never believe the comments on a YouTube video" - Abraham Lincoln, On the Theory of Labor Value, 1976
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Vitruvian Maam posted:Correct. Jokes on you sucker I feel stupid all the time 
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