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Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

The military has been testing this stuff for awhile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHOLFhbwsM

This looks like so much fun it's almost worth enlisting for

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Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

There is no such thing as negative energy or anti-energy, that does not make sense even as a hypothetical concept.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

After finding myself trying to telepathically communicate with what turned out to be a helicopter I'm stepping back from all this for a while :D

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

This thread is so boring I suggest everyone just post random comments from reddit

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Yeah the Chinese just did an EVA a couple days ago, they have tons of moon missions in the works, and their Mars rover just completed it's 90 day mission. None of this has been covered anywhere in western media as far as I've seen, you have to follow chinese nerds or space nerds on twitter to hear about their programs.

Pryor on Fire has issued a correction as of 14:27 on Aug 23, 2021

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Back when I used to drink I would do poo poo like that all the time. Pellet guns are delicate and have finicky mechanisms. I would get so loaded that I would forget that that pellet would fall out of the chamber if you didn't hold it correctly because the gun was half broken, then I'd shoot at the same bunny like five times wondering why the hell I was missing or if the bunny had armor on.

The morale of the story is don't give gin and pellet guns to unsupervised children.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I don't think you super powers to predict that all the institutions and the assholes obsessed with their Linkedin profiles running those institutions would fail to do anything besides protect their own individual careers in the face of COVID.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Spergin Morlock posted:

I'm probably hyperphantasic according to that link. yes I can actually see pictures when I close my eyes. if I think of a broom I can see it, switch the broom type, imagine it sweeping the floor of a room I've been in, etc. it's not exactly sharp details like I'm watching a blu-ray or anything like that. it's kinda similar to what what something looks like if you're asleep and dreaming about it

Yeah me too, I appear to be all the way over on the visual brain axis. I can visualize images like you describe, but I also don't need to close my eyes, I can just focus on the mental image and ignore what I'm looking at to the point where my brain is barely processing vision at all.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

toggle posted:

I’ve been watching blue planet 2 lately and it makes me think but what if uaps live in the deep depths of the open ocean? this is a sexy thought.

maybe only the sentient underwater mammals of the oceans know the universal truth of what exists out there?

https://twitter.com/MansoorAdayfi/status/1437367140659736580

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary


pls gas thread now too spooky 4 me

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Lively hood is a sex act from Gloucestershire, but I don't think that's what he's referring to.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I was hiking deep in a wilderness area somewhere and while sitting on a mountain about halfway up I saw something like that. It was a white duck looking thing that started as a dot in the sky and it slowly started getting bigger. It kept heading directly at me over the course of a few minutes, not moving up or down or side to side, just getting bigger.

It was a silver birthday balloon that said HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA and it came so close I ended up catching it and taking it back to dispose of properly. it was tangled up in ribbons and misshapen so it looked sort of like a duck

that's my lovely uap story

Pryor on Fire has issued a correction as of 15:07 on Oct 7, 2021

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

China probably found out about the secret stealthy sub lane and dumped a bunch of rocks in it, that's what I would do.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

you get it so you can talk about your dumb implant, it's like a neck tattoo for dorks from seattle

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

even if the aliens did want to show up and help us with free energy and warp drives or whatever it wouldn't matter, there is no person to help. Every government or science institution you could give that to would just be immediately subverted to gently caress over some other group of humans.

I don't think the aliens are super interested in babysitting free energy reactors while we explain to them that providing Gaza with electricity is dangerous and unacceptable

or we'd just use the warp drives to disappear communists to neptune

Pryor on Fire has issued a correction as of 21:30 on Oct 16, 2021

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I started this thread as a skeptic but all the posts about mermaids are making me a true believer, there is absolutely no way this thread is bulllshit

we all want that mermaid pussy right?

Pryor on Fire has issued a correction as of 14:00 on Oct 18, 2021

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

There are a bunch of nuclear plants in Ohio right? I guess that's the joke: your town is so boring the nuke plant is the most interesting thing, it's the simpsons but for real

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Yeah we've known since the 90s that people who are highly suggestible will believe or say literally anything. Anyone who is a parent also knows this.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

if you click the link it says the air force is unprepared because the planes are too complicated to maintain and difficult to redeploy so it's kind of a self own :shrug:

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

The US empire peaked at the battle of 73 easting, it has been a slow steady decline ever since. We just keep spending more money on less effective programs.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ&t=36s

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

It's pretty dark where I go camping and I can see a few dozen satellites on a clear night. Hubble and the ISS are the big bright ones, but there many others that are humongous enough to see with no gear.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

if you predict the market goes up on day X you will be correct most of the time, so someone made a study where they predicted the market would go up 5/7 days and were 100% correct

the undergraduates in the Electrical Engineering and Philosophy Departments of the University of Colorado :420: :420: :420: have managed to design the worst remote viewing experiment of all time, how could this have happened :420:

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

travis scott has been known to collaborate with demon porn producer young thug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZDinQ92OZQ

how mmuch more proof do u need?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Having a huge rear end IR camera in a solar orbit zooming in on the solar system would be pretty inconvenient to any clandestine operations, but if said operations are happening then sabotaging the huge rear end IR camera would also be a pretty simple task.

If that satellite goes off without a hitch then I have to say for that reason I am out. If it explodes I'm back on board.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

warp drives better be real because if you actually have to use normal propulsion and spend thousands of years to travel between stars then space and the universe is the most boring loving thing ever, I'd rather watch a WW1 documentary for fucks sake, gently caress off

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I never thought I would ever hear someone try to argue that Congo was a fun movie, what the gently caress is wrong with you? Can we please get back to talking about mermaid sex?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

the james webb telescope had information that will lead to the immediate arrest of hillary clinton

oh wait it didn't launch yet but drat that would be a good joke

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

lmao

https://twitter.com/planet4589/status/1460306251997450246

lmao

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I think the poster is imagining that a nuke evaporates everything it touches instead of just making the pieces smaller

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

if anything this thread has made me much more skeptical, braindead wacko poo poo about remote viewing mermaids and bigfoot is just completely off the rails nonsense, you all know that right?

lue is probably talking about omicron, a whole shitload of people are about to die

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

How does this thread get so much more loving stupid every day, like are you people just going to post direct links to joe rogan and history channel documentaries next week?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

scientists refusing to touch it except for weird stuff like this https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19861358/

like that is undeniably something

One dude getting the result he wanted to see is not undeniably something, it is in fact, the exact opposite of something, it is nothing.

At least we can all agree the twitter alien is completely full of poo poo now right? What was supposed to happen again?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

thread: ok the twitter alien is bs for sure
thread: time for ouija board ghost stories

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_FXE2Hxxic

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

It is possible that you are a hybrid and different from all other humans and this makes you very special. In fact one of the most special humans ever, now you get your own little magical thinking palace you get to return to whenever you feel like it. So special!

It is also possible you watched a scary movie about aliens when you were a bit too young.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I'm a big military history nerd and when I tell people this have they like to tell me about all the crazy WW2 video they saw of Omaha beach where the landing craft door opened and a whole bunch of marines got mowed down by machine guns.

Then I would explain to them that no, I have watched all of the archival footage in existence for the whole campaign and such video does not exist, what you are remembering is Saving Private Ryan and it's been so long since you remember seeing it you think that is real now. This has happened to me with this specific scene in Saving Private Ryan at least five times now, people explaining to me that they saw it in a documentary and it's real.

At least half of this thread is people just conflating some movie they saw with reality

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

If that neutrino gun was real you could also cause explodey meltdowns in any nuclear reactor design. But I think that would take a shitload of energy.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1482494444427366400

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Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

D-Pad posted:

What if the birds are just some sort of extra-dimensional lifeform that requires a nuclear source to reproduce and they are just horny animals showing up to get their gently caress on and leaving with blue plasma balls?

da joe rogan experience... check it out! podcast by day! rogan by night... all day

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