Heavy_D posted:

Once you let Today Now into the picture, this is pretty strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUT8ec24anM

palindrome posted:

Takanago posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADncN9HIa4

kingcobweb posted:

best headline they chose not to run after 9/11:

"America Stronger Than Ever, Say Quadragon Officials."

The Pussy Boss posted:

Hola amigos, I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya,

Bootleg Trunks posted:

wasn't there a brief window in 2016 when the onion was owned by hillarymen and it sucked until they freed themselves

Heavy_D posted:

Once you let Today Now into the picture, this is pretty strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUT8ec24anM

Heavy_D posted:

For straight news videos, I find it hard to top this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ
I am the law

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CHICAGO—Elated with his discovery of an establishment that fits seamlessly into both his daily routine and his self-destructive lifestyle, local grocery shopper Alan Cordova, who has a serious and debilitating problem, announced Monday that the bar at his local grocery store actually has a great little happy hour. “You’d be surprised, but they actually have a pretty good selection of craft beer on draft, and the wines by the glass are only four or five bucks. Sometimes, I’ll even go and hang out there when I don’t need groceries,” Cordova said of his local Mariano’s Fresh Market, where he has spent an average of $235 a week for the past month and from which he has brought home a large bottle of Tums, eight cans of Progresso Chicken and Sausage Gumbo, and a 24-pack of toilet paper. “The happy hour only lasts from 3-6 p.m., but if you stay later, they stretch the prices another half an hour or so. Some people even grab wine to sip while they shop, but I like to just sit there and chat with the bartenders, who are decent folks and will wait for your Uber with you after closing. There’s even sometimes a guy who plays piano nearby, which is nice because it helps drown out the shoppers, but if you go on weekday afternoons like me, it’s usually pretty quiet anyway.” Management at Mariano’s declined to comment at length, citing their legal responsibility not to discuss ongoing public intoxication lawsuits, but did say they hoped that Cordova was getting the help he needs.

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LONDON—In a press conference announcing their intention to become part of the solution, petroleum giant BP launched an environmental campaign Tuesday pledging to clean up the oil polluting the earth’s interior. “We’ve heard environmentalists calls for action, and we’re committed to take any means necessary to help ensure these massive deposits of petroleum no longer contaminate the earth’s pristine sediment,” said BP president Bernard Looney, describing how the environmental initiative would build thousands of cleanup devices able to extract the roughly 35 billion barrels of oil before they further damaged the planet’s interior. “Someone needs to take a stand to remove this toxic contaminant from the earth’s crust—and if that has to be BP, then so be it. We won’t stop until every ounce of this poisonous substance is safely stored away at our London headquarters.” BP also pledged to help protect millions of indigenous peoples worldwide from the scourge of oil by extracting it from directly below their land at no charge.