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I'm not sure I've ever eaten at Burger King. I think once in high school? I used to get their frozen cokes sometimes, but never the food. I think I got a chicken sandwich there, but it could be a false memory implanted by corporate.

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I guess I'm saying I thought I've been like "gently caress it" to everything in life before, but I guess I haven't.

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What sick, twisted secret has the king hidden away in the special sauce?

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biosterous posted:

i just remembered a second time i went to a burger king, it was in new york city and i was going so i could use the bathroom (which had at least four different bodily fluids on the walls) and i bought a lemonade icee and it tasted like soap

NEW YORK CITY???

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You may rise Burger Peasant! What do you ask of your Burger King?

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What's Mos Burger?

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But we all know why Dairy Queen got pregnant.

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Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper! :tipshat:

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Using old hamburger for chili seems like a good enough use.

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Rodeo clown burger

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