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frump truck

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if something happens in your life that makes you think/feel "gently caress it" youshould go to burger king. burger king is the ultimate physical expression of gently caress it in real life

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frump truck

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nothing like a steamed hamburger on a hot day

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I look behind the BK counter into the kitchen. I watch an underpaid worker open a sort of plastic drawer and pull out a whopper patty they put on the bun. I think about having a plastic drawer like that at home, though it would rob me of the joy of paying for it

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nut


*whispers to the guy behind me in line* I hear great things about their ketchup

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everyone from corporate sitting around, hunched into tiny metal chairs, each opening their cool kids club meal and donning their paper crowns. the American dream is alive and real. every man a king. the lay offs start this afternoon

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frump truck

hello... again!



nut posted:

*whispers to the guy behind me in line* I hear great things about their ketchup

frump truck

hello... again!



First Witch
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

Second Witch
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Third Witch
Whopper cheese meal large fries chicken fries

biosterous






to the best of my knowledge i've eaten at burger king only once, and i got a sprite that wasn't sweet and some fries that became lukewarm super fast, in conclusion send the burger king to the guillotine



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frump truck

hello... again!



nut posted:

steamed ham

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Luvcow






frump truck posted:

First Witch
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

Second Witch
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Third Witch
Whopper cheese meal large fries chicken fries


nut posted:

*whispers to the guy behind me in line* I hear great things about their ketchup


nut posted:

everyone from corporate sitting around, hunched into tiny metal chairs, each opening their cool kids club meal and donning their paper crowns. the American dream is alive and real. every man a king. the lay offs start this afternoon

frump truck

hello... again!



speaking of chaos energy Shakespeare did you really need to abbreviate "in"

he probably wrote that line in a burger king

Armitage

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currently living in a place that has a Burger King 'round the corner, I'll have to try that next time I go.


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Indiana Jones and the burger king

Luvcow




indy stuck in line behind a group of nazis in the bk line

take the moon



king burger cares almost as little about his subjects as i do about life



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...but i didnt finish




WHOPPER. WHOPPER NO ONION

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I'm not sure I've ever eaten at Burger King. I think once in high school? I used to get their frozen cokes sometimes, but never the food. I think I got a chicken sandwich there, but it could be a false memory implanted by corporate.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I guess I'm saying I thought I've been like "gently caress it" to everything in life before, but I guess I haven't.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


What sick, twisted secret has the king hidden away in the special sauce?

nut


bk employee putting a raw chicken through the potato fry cutter: gently caress it

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nut posted:

*whispers to the guy behind me in line* I hear great things about their ketchup

nut posted:

everyone from corporate sitting around, hunched into tiny metal chairs, each opening their cool kids club meal and donning their paper crowns. the American dream is alive and real. every man a king. the lay offs start this afternoon

take the moon posted:

king burger cares almost as little about his subjects as i do about life


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It's interesting to me the op equates chaos energy to apathy. I feel like apathy lacks energy of any kind. It just lets things happen. I'm reminded of a post I saw in the welcome thread a while ago, something about reheating already cooked food just to let it cool down again is sisyphean bullshit. the vibe ITT is also reminding me about the nihilist arby's twitter account.

I was thinking about making scrambled eggs before I go to work today, but maybe I should get bk. with careful mistreatment shave some years off of this drudgery we call life.


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im making a deal with the coke icee machine for eldritch powers and free coke icee's for life in exchange for my soul at some future point. also my soul will power the icee machine so it never goes down its like triple win for me

biosterous






i just remembered a second time i went to a burger king, it was in new york city and i was going so i could use the bathroom (which had at least four different bodily fluids on the walls) and i bought a lemonade icee and it tasted like soap



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frump truck posted:

speaking of chaos energy Shakespeare did you really need to abbreviate "in"

he probably wrote that line in a burger king

He definitely did, I was there with him, helping

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nut posted:

bk employee putting a raw chicken through the potato fry cutter: gently caress it


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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


biosterous posted:

i just remembered a second time i went to a burger king, it was in new york city and i was going so i could use the bathroom (which had at least four different bodily fluids on the walls) and i bought a lemonade icee and it tasted like soap

NEW YORK CITY???

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


You may rise Burger Peasant! What do you ask of your Burger King?

biosterous






dear your majesty burger king, could you please instruct your citizens to stop making very disappointing drinks for me

they're 2 for 2 on "how do you even screw this drink up gat dang"



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frump truck

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rear end-penny posted:

It's interesting to me the op equates chaos energy to apathy.

I feel like apathy and chaos energy are both on the "gently caress it" continuum. Each represents an opposite extreme of gently caress it, but either extreme can still be effectively manifested by going to burger king

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nut posted:

bk employee putting a raw chicken through the potato fry cutter: gently caress it

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https://www.theday.com/article/20120518/INTERACT010311/120519566

pretty chaotic if you ask me.

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


i worked at one and never quit. i went in one day to find out that a supply truck driver showed up when we were temporarily closed due to a toilet emergency and he got so pissed he smashed in a window and hosed up the whole kitchen. i got there like ten minute after the manager came in to open and we both basically stood in the doorway and watched him pinch a loaf into the fryolater.

we all got transferred to different locations but this was in rural fuckin vermont and i was a 16 year old with no car. so no, i was not going to hitchhike 40 miles for a 3 hour lunch peak shift.

when i say i never quit i mean the franchise put me on a zero hour contract and just... hasn't erased me from the system yet. i got a letter at my new address from corporate saying that because i changed my name after marriage i need to refile my I-9s.


on the other hand that fuckin spicey chicken sandwich?

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i worked at one and never quit. i went in one day to find out that a supply truck driver showed up when we were temporarily closed due to a toilet emergency and he got so pissed he smashed in a window and hosed up the whole kitchen. i got there like ten minute after the manager came in to open and we both basically stood in the doorway and watched him pinch a loaf into the fryolater.

we all got transferred to different locations but this was in rural fuckin vermont and i was a 16 year old with no car. so no, i was not going to hitchhike 40 miles for a 3 hour lunch peak shift.

when i say i never quit i mean the franchise put me on a zero hour contract and just... hasn't erased me from the system yet. i got a letter at my new address from corporate saying that because i changed my name after marriage i need to refile my I-9s.


on the other hand that fuckin spicey chicken sandwich?

This is amazing

nut


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i worked at one and never quit. i went in one day to find out that a supply truck driver showed up when we were temporarily closed due to a toilet emergency and he got so pissed he smashed in a window and hosed up the whole kitchen. i got there like ten minute after the manager came in to open and we both basically stood in the doorway and watched him pinch a loaf into the fryolater.

we all got transferred to different locations but this was in rural fuckin vermont and i was a 16 year old with no car. so no, i was not going to hitchhike 40 miles for a 3 hour lunch peak shift.

when i say i never quit i mean the franchise put me on a zero hour contract and just... hasn't erased me from the system yet. i got a letter at my new address from corporate saying that because i changed my name after marriage i need to refile my I-9s.


on the other hand that fuckin spicey chicken sandwich?

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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


we were behind a big empty shopping plaza across some train tracks so in fall/spring before the bushes leafed out we could watch the high school kids record their "fight club" on handheld VHS recorders. they eventually stopped when the police showed up and shoved one kid onto all the broken glass by the cargo door.

the week before i started someone tried mugging the night manager for all our used grease.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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