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Land Lord revs engine on bulldozer as he prepares to level the mines to make way for a condo.
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Land Lord revs engine on bulldozer as he prepares to level the mines to make way for a condo.
Finally the crossover we've all been waiting for https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3908897
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Jun 25, 2021 18:29
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
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I cast faebreeze in an effort to mask the devilweed smell
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Jun 25, 2021 19:59
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by sebmojo
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Lmao @ everything in here
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Jun 26, 2021 17:22
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Is Land Lord the same as and Landed Lord or that rascal Lord Lande?
Just asking. I worked in the UK and they still have nobility. I thought that was pretentious even though I myself rank as a gentleman or esquire there? Not too many perks anyways. Just pretty sure I don't have to bow as low to the Queen or take my hat off in front of mere barons and earls.
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Jun 27, 2021 10:40
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At the start of covid my friend's land lord showed up at the house with a suitcase saying that he had been exposed to covid and so was going to stay with them for a couple of weeks to protect his family. They were like "erm oh no you loving aren't"
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Jun 27, 2021 10:56
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- deep dish peat moss
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the Land Lord class cannot fight on its own but it does get an Underqualified Uncle familiar (at two levels below Land Lord level) they can send into most dangerous situations in their place
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Jun 27, 2021 10:57
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At the start of covid my friend's land lord showed up at the house with a suitcase saying that he had been exposed to covid and so was going to stay with them for a couple of weeks to protect his family. They were like "erm oh no you loving aren't"
WTF? That's amazing.
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Jun 27, 2021 10:58
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- deep dish peat moss
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Land Lord is the best class to bring on the Pool of Radiance module, because they can easily close the pool.
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Jun 27, 2021 10:58
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- deep dish peat moss
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Land Lord posts their party on AirD&D to make some extra cash
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Jun 27, 2021 11:01
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- deep dish peat moss
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Never make a Land Lord your party leader, somehow they only seem to take quests that involve clearing out dungeons they snatched up when we defeated Gnar'gazor and the Eldritch Ritual bubble burst 
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Jun 27, 2021
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Jun 27, 2021 11:02
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All Land Lords can cast Inflict Harm, Mass one time per month as a spell-like ability. They receive an extra use of this ability for each additional property that they own (see the table in Chapter Seven). This spell can be cast on mailboxes in place of its victims.
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Jun 27, 2021
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Jun 27, 2021 11:07
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All Land Lords are under a persistent spell effect similar to the spell Dream as cast by a wizard with 20 Caster Levels, which causes them to believe their alignment is Lawful Good despite the Lawful Evil restriction on the class. This effect cannot be removed or saved against by any means and will immediately overwrite the effect of any other Dream spells cast on the Land Lord. The Land Lord sees all Good-aligned creatures as if they were Evil, and all Evil-aligned creatures as if they were Good. This is not dispelled by True Sight or any other magical effects.
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jun 27, 2021
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Jun 27, 2021 11:15
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Land Lord skill proficiencies include Bluff, Decipher Script, Gather Information, Intimidate, Open Lock, Perform, Sleight of Hand, Spot, and Tumble.
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Jun 27, 2021 11:21
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At 5th level, or upon obtaining 1,000,000 gold, the Land Lord learns how to manipulate the kingdom's legal system, granting them and their allies DR/5 (Guillotine)
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Jun 27, 2021 11:24
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Jun 27, 2021 17:48
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One day nearer spring
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come back to my home that I rented out for the weekend to find it covered in the blood and viscera of several thousand kobolds
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Jun 27, 2021 17:59
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- Android Blues
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Land Lord is the best class to bring on the Pool of Radiance module, because they can easily close the pool.
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Jun 27, 2021 22:20
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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When the party arrived at the cave it turned out that the dragon had been using the property to hoard various valuable metals, smoking, and not taking care of the lawn at all.
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Jun 28, 2021 09:46
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Temple of Elemental Evil? It's got four walls and a roof, doesn't it? Plus I installed a new dishwasher free of charge *kicks sleeping rust monster, causing it to wake up and scurry subserviently towards the party's cutlery and camping plates*
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Jun 28, 2021 10:55
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- Android Blues
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Don't think about subletting to that orc tribe that lives around here. I've got a keep and 10d4 followers in the West Marches and I come around to check up on the place regular.
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Jun 28, 2021 11:00
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- Android Blues
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No Prestidigitation indoors, it stains the carpets. I've had it happen before. And no using Thaumaturgy to create loud, impressive noises after 7pm, the bloke downstairs is a nice old man who's birthing a new god in cuniculi of repugnant flesh and he's up round-the-clock bottle feeding. Dedicated. Single father, you have to give him his quiet, alright? I'd die for that man. Swore a blood oath to that effect, point of fact. Not really my volition anymore but the magic animates my nerves and forces me to tell you that if you hear a broom banging on the ceiling, just pluck the lute without tambourine accompaniment for the evening, alright? Thanks.
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Jun 28, 2021 11:03
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pulls Throne card from deck of many things, uses newfound persuasion skill to convince my party to help clean up my new keep so i can rent it
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Jun 28, 2021 11:09
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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- loopsheloop
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DM: "you receive a strongly worded parchment from the HOA regarding the location of your waste receptacles on Monday. Will saving roll?"
me: "1"
DM: "you shove the parchment up your own rear end"
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