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Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013


https://www.thedailybeast.com/fugitive-software-magnate-john-mcafee-found-dead-in-prison-cell-in-spain-reports-say?source=articles&via=rss

quote:

John McAfee reportedly died by suicide Wednesday afternoon in a Spanish prison cell just hours after the Spanish High Court authorized his extradition to the United States on tax evasion charges.

According to Spanish newspaper El Mundo, which cited a statement from Spain’s Departamento de Justicia confirming the fugitive software magnate’s death, attempts by jail staff to resuscitate McAfee were unsuccessful.

McAfee was 75.



So far, it's looking like either auto-erotic asphyxiation or assassination by shadowy anti-virus cabal (Norton?!)

Whatever the cause, let us take a moment to remember this man... no, this monument. A monument to drugs, hookers, and crappy software.

Rest in peace, you won't have to pay your taxes now, I guess?

Effective-Disorder fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jun 27, 2021

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

it's the journey
not the destination
as we know



"YOU TRIED" DIVISION


Also doesn't have to cut off his dick and eat it. A scammer to the last.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




John McAfee hosed me

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



Sadly unable to die loving a whale, as was his greatest wish.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




May he finally find that delicious egg he was looking for

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



rip to a truly phenomenal freak, a giant in his field

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003




Uninstalled himself from life.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."


Say what you will about John McAfee but he made an antivirus that was functional like 20 years ago, I think.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Is he upset about something?




Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008



He was a murderous rapist, but what a wacky goofball!

The Scientist
Nov 6, 2009



Ramrod XTreme

Rip giant guy who could heal people from The Green Mile we barely knew ye

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



cant wait for all the "DO NOT OPEN UNLESS IM DEAD" stuff to start leaking

im led to believe ww3 will start shortly

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright


Tragedy today, as former software magnate John Mcafee was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.

Mac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

You know what happens with Tokyo drifting? It leads to bickering, which of course, leads to karate.

gently caress, he was supposed to teach me how to make MPDV

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



i think we're all in agreement sam rockwell should play john in the biopic, yea?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




We'll know if something shady was up if all the videos of his unit malfunctioned while the guards were asleep during his time of death.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

Hah remember when he was alive



Wild

William Bear
Oct 25, 2012

"That's what they all say!"


HE NEVER FULFILLED HIS PROMISE!



old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


On one hand Epstien was definitely murdered. On the other hand I can't imagine John Macaffe not choke jerking himself to sleep every single night so who knows.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009



Grimey Drawer

Rip to a real one.

Weed Wolf
Jul 30, 2004


https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1316801215083225096

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

this smug fucker is somewhere, smugly loving

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




permaban the most recent goon to allude to him dying prior to the news breaking, imo

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




old beast lunatic posted:

On one hand Epstien was definitely murdered. On the other hand I can't imagine John Macaffe not choke jerking himself to sleep every single night so who knows.

The only indication that something fishy happened is if they even try to cover it up, lol.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



Rahu posted:

Rip to a real one.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

It wasn't me.

AND YOU CANT PROOF OTHERWISE

The Scientist
Nov 6, 2009



Ramrod XTreme

As we know from The Wire the best way to kill someone in prison is to make it look like they auto sphinxed because noone will ever investigate or question it

They need to get a coroner to check him for petechae

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Animal-Mother posted:

this smug fucker is somewhere, smugly loving



Can you USPS this to me

Macrame_God
Sep 1, 2005

The stairs lead down in both directions.



He's paying prostitutes to poop in his mouth in heaven now.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Animal-Mother posted:

this smug fucker is somewhere, smugly loving



Christ, I'm getting flashbacks of that cover.
Had to unbox 250 computers, each with its own one of those.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012





Good

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!



Didn't mcafee also brag about how you could call him any time any day of the week and talk with him about anything for 10 minutes a time after he posted his phone number publically

DemoneeHo
Nov 8, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca




https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1200864283766251521

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Lol okay John McAfee is about as real as Mavis Beacon.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004




mwa ha ha we're going to KILL yourself

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!



Can't formulate an opinion on if this is good or bad until Elon Musk weighs in

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

John McAfee hosed me

Everyone seems to be overlooking that LSBB is a goddamn whale.

Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013


Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

He didn't kill himself imo

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mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003




Going to be impossible to fully bury/cremate him.

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