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https://www.thedailybeast.com/fugitive-software-magnate-john-mcafee-found-dead-in-prison-cell-in-spain-reports-say?source=articles&via=rssquote:John McAfee reportedly died by suicide Wednesday afternoon in a Spanish prison cell just hours after the Spanish High Court authorized his extradition to the United States on tax evasion charges.  So far, it's looking like either auto-erotic asphyxiation or assassination by shadowy anti-virus cabal (Norton?!) Whatever the cause, let us take a moment to remember this man... no, this monument. A monument to drugs, hookers, and crappy software. Rest in peace, you won't have to pay your taxes now, I guess? Effective-Disorder fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Jun 27, 2021 |
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Also doesn't have to cut off his dick and eat it. A scammer to the last.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:02
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John McAfee hosed me
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Jun 23, 2021 21:03
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Sadly unable to die loving a whale, as was his greatest wish.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:03
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May he finally find that delicious egg he was looking for
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Jun 23, 2021 21:03
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rip to a truly phenomenal freak, a giant in his field
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Jun 23, 2021 21:05
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Uninstalled himself from life.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:05
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Say what you will about John McAfee but he made an antivirus that was functional like 20 years ago, I think.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:06
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Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:08
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He was a murderous rapist, but what a wacky goofball!
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Jun 23, 2021 21:08
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Rip giant guy who could heal people from The Green Mile we barely knew ye
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Jun 23, 2021 21:09
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cant wait for all the "DO NOT OPEN UNLESS IM DEAD" stuff to start leaking im led to believe ww3 will start shortly
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Jun 23, 2021 21:09
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Tragedy today, as former software magnate John Mcafee was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:10
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gently caress, he was supposed to teach me how to make MPDV
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Jun 23, 2021 21:10
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i think we're all in agreement sam rockwell should play john in the biopic, yea?
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Jun 23, 2021 21:10
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We'll know if something shady was up if all the videos of his unit malfunctioned while the guards were asleep during his time of death.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:13
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Hah remember when he was alive Wild
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Jun 23, 2021 21:15
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HE NEVER FULFILLED HIS PROMISE! 
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Jun 23, 2021 21:15
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On one hand Epstien was definitely murdered. On the other hand I can't imagine John Macaffe not choke jerking himself to sleep every single night so who knows. 
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Jun 23, 2021 21:16
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Rip to a real one.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:18
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https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1316801215083225096
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Jun 23, 2021 21:19
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this smug fucker is somewhere, smugly loving
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Jun 23, 2021 21:19
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permaban the most recent goon to allude to him dying prior to the news breaking, imo
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Jun 23, 2021 21:19
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old beast lunatic posted:On one hand Epstien was definitely murdered. On the other hand I can't imagine John Macaffe not choke jerking himself to sleep every single night so who knows. The only indication that something fishy happened is if they even try to cover it up, lol.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:19
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Rahu posted:Rip to a real one.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:20
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It wasn't me. AND YOU CANT PROOF OTHERWISE
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Jun 23, 2021 21:20
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As we know from The Wire the best way to kill someone in prison is to make it look like they auto sphinxed because noone will ever investigate or question it They need to get a coroner to check him for petechae
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Jun 23, 2021 21:21
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Animal-Mother posted:this smug fucker is somewhere, smugly loving Can you USPS this to me
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Jun 23, 2021 21:21
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He's paying prostitutes to poop in his mouth in heaven now.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:21
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Animal-Mother posted:this smug fucker is somewhere, smugly loving Christ, I'm getting flashbacks of that cover. Had to unbox 250 computers, each with its own one of those.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:22
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Good
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Jun 23, 2021 21:22
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Didn't mcafee also brag about how you could call him any time any day of the week and talk with him about anything for 10 minutes a time after he posted his phone number publically
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Jun 23, 2021 21:22
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https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1200864283766251521
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Jun 23, 2021 21:23
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Lol okay John McAfee is about as real as Mavis Beacon.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:23
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mwa ha ha we're going to KILL yourself
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Jun 23, 2021 21:24
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Can't formulate an opinion on if this is good or bad until Elon Musk weighs in
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Jun 23, 2021 21:24
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:John McAfee hosed me Everyone seems to be overlooking that LSBB is a goddamn whale.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:24
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Jun 23, 2021 21:25
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He didn't kill himself imo
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Going to be impossible to fully bury/cremate him.
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